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>>34979485
I like this concept desu

I want him to concentrate soley on me and my boipucci while using Stacy's pussy purely for lube and nothing else

I can provide pussy lube if Stacey doesn't want to. I can make plenty.

I'd rather give my ass to neckbeard robot desu

Only normalfags use the toilet.

I poop in the shower and I piss in the sink.

>>34979486
>using a shower or sink

get out normie

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>>34979466
anyone else squat on the toilet to shit?

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>>34979433
I think you must be going through one of those phases right now. You son of a bitch.

Opposite of that. Really appears to be the opposite. Everyone seems pissed off at me nearly all the time.

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>>34979433
Yes this is a very good description of something that happens. It used to cycle like that but now it's permanently switched on.
I noticed it a lot around religious people. If be charismatic for a while and then suddenly, amongst the same group, the theme turned to "shame on everyone for everything, especially YOU" and everything I said or did was reprehensible and I was in a hole, a real double bind where everything was grounds for contempt.
Then days or weeks later (but sometimes moments later), the same people would become very licentious and the phrases "live a little", "lighten up", and "you need to get out more" would prevail and I'd be depicted as a boring square by the same people who just went into moralistic crackdown mode.

I'd like to type a lot more and go further but my back hurts horribly and I can't focus now. Good thread

Answer or I'll kill u

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enjoy it while it lasts, its going on prescription only next year im pretty sure. dex is better anyway

>>34979900

Yeah, I will. I have no trouble getting morph, oxy ordinarily, so I won't miss OTC codeine, especially when I know so many people with panadeine forte scripts anyway.

Anyway ima sip dis syrup some more.

But you're right, dxm is superior and the taste is on par with this shit anyway. I just couldn't afford to be spaced/trippy tomorrow so I decided against it.

>>34979353


Yes, I would put my benis in it. Solve means penetrate with benis, yes?

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>>34979353
no tears, please. its a waste of good suffering!

fucking xenobites

>>34979302
This is a really shitty bait but I promise some /pol/tard will flip out over it.

>Also no /pol/ posting

then why you are posting?

>>34979302
Sounds terrible, keep me posted. Also I heard the mods are lacking in genitals here

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>>34979255
so did you experience any sort of difference during your abstaining of fapping?

>>34979273
Yes. I got more depressed but felt more alive and aware.

>>34979273
He probably just got the normal set of magic powers. They get pretty boring after a while so what use are they anyway?

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>>34979221
If you know they like you and agreed to get coffee with them, yes it's leading them on, and you know it. You cunt.

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>>34979221
so this......is the power........of shitposting....woah

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>>34979247
I know it sounds like some made up bullshit but I am 200% serious nigger
>>34979241
Yeah but isn't it more that they're leading me on, since they know I'm so far out of their league?

>>34979132
>Your meat is going to be dead
ftfy

>inb4 everyone gets triggered over trigger discipline

>>34979240
Not me, because my finger is off the trigger and the safety is on.
FUCKING UNEDUCATED CUNTS

What's the point to all this? This is an achievement for you on a very personal level, so why share it?

So some drug addict whore decided to go to Africa to get some tribal cock?

>>34979067
this tweet gives me an erection

Literaly just b8ed me 2 reply 2 ur shit tred. kys

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>>34978964
>literally just trolled a sperglord into suicide
do me next

>>34979007
>Literaly just b8ed me 2 reply 2 ur shit tred. kys
it was an ok thread, let's be honest

>>34978937
I want to get a mouse pad like that but I don't know where I would get one. I have a large steel series one but its not the whole desk length like that.

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I want a sexy monitor like yours but I need muh gsync

>>34978963
This is the one I have https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0199GE7RC/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 I got it because it's from some literally who brand that didn't put their logo on it.

>>34978970
But my monitor had g-sync... You can even see the sticker in the picture. Although I do kind of regret going all out for a 1440p 144hz g-sync monitor for $500 when it's TN. I should have waited for prices to come down desu.

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>I'm a KHV robot
>A girl is interested in me
This is a nice feel
>I'm not interested in her
This is not a nice feel.

Also why

>>34978862
You're a dirtbag and a textbook normie.
Fuck outta here.

>>34978862
She'll leave you eventually you did the right thing

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>>34978858
Nope. Girls treat funny guys as personal jesters who are only there for them when they need a laugh or to hang out in a group.

You gotta be funny and likeable, funny and sincere. Acerbic funny isn't super attractive dating material.

>>34978858
>Is there a faster ticket to the friendzone
Yeah, ugly dicklets with acne scars and unbrushed teeth are way worse off

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>>34978767
stakin

>>34978818

pls be my rs gf

>>34978767
Why are you using a rune scimmy?