You are not a real robot if you don't take a shit while

Only normalfags use the toilet.

I poop in the shower and I piss in the sink.

>>34979486
>using a shower or sink

get out normie

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>>34979466
anyone else squat on the toilet to shit?

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>>34979466
I perch atop the toilet seat like a gargoyle, whether it's a public toilet or my own at home. I can't stand the feel of the cold porcelain touching my skin. That's the only way to do it, in my estimation.

It does make splashback an issue, but I think the tradeoff is worth it. Anybody who does it any other way is objectively wrong.

>>34979466
You're not a robot if you don' shit in bottles and throw them out your window for the hobos to pick up

Real robots are so anxious they poo only once a month.

>>34979501
according to scientist it's the natural and healthy postition. I don't do it though because I like the comfort of sitting

>>34979501
>>34979522
Fucking pajeet, you know this is how people break toilet seats?

>>34979547
Yep, I've done that a few times.

>>34980347
Only if you're a fat fuck, anon.

>>34980358
I'm 120 lbs and if I squatted on the seat the wrong way I could break it. It's all about where the pressure is applied.

>>34980407
>Could
So you're saying it hasn't happened to you. Until it actually happens to me, personally, I'm not going to worry about it. If I was heavy, sure, it'd be a concern, but I'm not. I've done it my whole life on a great number of toilets, never once had an issue, and I'm not going to change now.

>>34980496
It puts unnecessary strain on the bolts holding the seat in place. My parents' toilet seat fell off because my dad fucking squatted on it every day. It took ten years but it happened, even though he had the right technique.

>>34979501
well I squat when I shit anon

>>34979466
>natural light in the toilet bowl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34980670
If it takes replacing a broken toilet every ten years, so fucking be it, anon. I'm not giving up my way of life. Bigot.

>>34979466
>tfw cant even go to poop in the restroom without mum banging on the door asking if I am masturbating.
I can't even masturabte in privacy, I can't close my bedroom door without my mum getting mad and asking why I have the door closed.

>>34979466
>tfw u want to wear diapers but you live with your parents and they'd make you go to a doctor who'd do tests and tell them you're just a fucking freak and don't have anything necessitating it