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>Determinism makes you jack off to traps

Good thing it's not gay, else i'd be pissed at determinism

Exactly.
You believe it to be true, so it becomes true.

>>34999545
There is no determinism

>>34999523
Watch some anise bud. Was high as fuck earlier and I watched gintama. Fucking best time of my life

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i wanna do bong hits out of a phat butt you know what I mean niggas?

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How can people enjoy getting high so much? When I smoke I just get tired and can't focus on anything for the life of me, I also get extremely shaky and can't speak properly. Am I just retarded?

no because i'm not a filthy disgusting fuck

being a neet isn't an excuse to leave your room a cess pit of cum rugs, soda cans, paper plates with rotted food on them, and 10 inches of dust over everything

fucking clean your shit nigger

http://www.strawpoll.me/12377878

check this

>>34999502
Used to be pretty filthy too. Bit of a neat freak now though as I don't ever want to go back to that. Vacuum an dust every weekend, winded and furniture polish every third week.

Alright anon do it then

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>>34999455
i'm a fembot

originalirino

Can't wait for op to not reply to anyone

No. She just wanted to.

I stopped looking for girls since 8 years ago, guess what

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>tfw when fell in love with 2 and both fell in love with me
>at the same time
>tfw they are opposites
>tfw when my heart has been ripped in half
I didn't ask for this

Maybe you shouldn't be such a sperg.

>>34999203
Were you being a sperg? What did you do?

>>34999216
>>34999221
I wasn't trying to be one , I mean I only had good intentions. But then the bitch deleted me!

>>34999104
>tfw you smell it and it has that odor that sends shivers down your spine

I used to be able to pick big chunks of smegma out from under my foreskin. These days I barely have any smegma

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>when you pull out the huge booger that was blocking your nostril

As dumb as it sounds, but if you actually do it once you will see how disgusting you feel afterwards and will never think of doing it again.

>>34998930
See a shrink. You have OCD. This is called intrusive thoughts.

>>34999138
I hate you and only you so very much.
(don't worry, it's not really just you)

>>34998920
we need better selfies to evaluate. post more you stupid whore.

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>>34998978
uhm . o-ok like this?

>>34999037
i would ravage that ass of yours, dumb whore. get me your lewdest shot now.

>>34998895
>I thought girls dont care about looks
I kek'd...i mean, don't you care about looks?

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>>34998895
>I thought girls dont care about looks

>he actually fell for the 'girls dont care about looks' meme

>>34998895
>Be reasonably attractive male but a shut-in
>Have barely any decent photo's of myself because never go out or socialise
>Last two months really started getting leaner and fitter
>Nevertheless, always went for some classy photo on dating apps; Wearing a suit, with a dog, or a pic of me golfing
>rarely any matches on any dating app
>generally only match with Hambeasts and occasionally attractive female
>Finally relent and on Okcupid and Tinder go for a shirtless selfie in front of the mirror
>Tinder matches more common and almost immediately got an offer for sex straight up on okcupid.

>I thought girls dont care about looks
This has always been a meme...

>>34998790
How do you accidentally sit on someone? Are you retarded?

>>34998832
Damn beat me to it
we need more info op

If it makes you feel any better, there's a possibility that the kid could've grown up to be a murderer or a serial rapist, and if he dies you could maybe be a hero.

Because it's nice to get laid with no strings attached

people wanna fuck

Are you so much of a pleb that you cannot have casual sex or is it that this sec is not casual?

I don't think it could solve all problems, but say everyone did REALLY love each the world would be a much better place

You really can't win either way.

Too much altruism and you wind up with fascism. You wouldn't want anyone harming themselves with actively lethal substances, so you ban things like tobacco and alcohol. You don't want people getting hurt at night, so you make a universal curfew. You don't want people shooting each other with guns, so you ban them. You don't trust other races to not harm your white brethren, so you ban blacks from society. It goes on and on until you have a perfectly safe totalitarian state.

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>>34998865
This is incorrect, hence the green quadrant is the exact opposite of the blue one in Nolan's chart, the notion that everyone loves themselves implies that, firstly, people wouldn't need to impose whatever shit on others, everyone would be free to do whatever they want and, secondly, no one would ever kill each other, even if homicide is made legal. In other words, it would be a perfect altruistic utopia, just like it was put in the OP. The same applies to everyone else, there would be zero restrictions to freedom and, at the same time, people would always do things thinking of others, always thinking of their good and of their good only. The logic can be summoned as the following: when each individual does everything for the best of all other individuals, each and all individual will be helped by all other individuals that not himself. It is like a mathematic function whereas n is to infinity-n.

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>>34998709
This will be it

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>>34998709
consider this image

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>>34998709
This too is a good choice

>>34998694
no. nice jersey though

>>34998694
He has great chemistry with Sloan. Can talk to her for hours without skipping a beat or coming across as weird and creepy. He can drive. Even though he only has two friends he still has friends and that alone is enough to disqualify him. He's a failed normie or cyborg at best but he's definitely the closest representation of a robot I've personally seen in a movie, but I haven't watched many.

Being sick and in bed doesn't make him "one of us"