Aww yessss, she's back tonight
>>35018029
who is this smug girl
>>35018029
They're still doing college tournament. she's back next week.
>>35019075
she's the current jeopardy champ. if you were that smart and pretty you'd be smug too.
>there are people who don't like traps on this board
What are you, a faggot?
>>35017993
>>What are you, a faggot?
no, I'm not. Hence why I don't like traps.
>>35018010
Traps are feminine by their very nature
Sage goes in option field Anons
SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASEEEE TELL ME HOW TO STOP CARING ABOUT WOMEN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOW DO I STOP
have you tried fapping?
originals
>>35018008
Yeah and it works for exactly 20 minutes, how do I make it last forever?
Stop thinking of women as a necessity and more as a long term goal.
In other words, you must become the man she is looking for first.
Guys, I need help. I don't know if I can go on like this. I am hurting terribly. I just want it all to go away. I wish everything could be alright. Someone please talk to me.
What's wrong my man?
If you are there, I don't what your exact problem is but if it is bad enough that you would want to end your life, don't do it.
>>35017940
I...feel so alone, and hurt, and I have no future or anything going for me. Nothing will ever get better. Everyone constantly just uses me and abuses me. I'm tired of it.
I LITERALLY HAVE 2 GIRLS WANTING TO FUCK ME BUT MY INSECURITIES DONT ALLOW ME TO MAKE A MOVE
Why do I have to be such a fucking little bitch???!!! 2 hot girls obviously want to fuck me, always flirting with me, they let me touch them everywhere I want, they just smile back at me or blush, I kissed one of those 2 girl's neck and she got fucking horny and turned red like a tomatoe, yet I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING MOVE CAUSE IM AFRAID TO LOOK DESPERATE OR LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT
Playing and flirting with one of them, I told her that her pants were dirty on the back, just using that as a reason to touch their asses, they know it but she keeps on flirting, letting me touch her ass, telling me that I smell good, laughing at my corny jokes and giving them random hugs, STILL IN MY MIND THATS NOT ENOUGH AND I CANT MAKE A MOVE
I'm 6'3, a little overweight, beer belly, yet these hot girls flirt with me and they obviously like me, and I want to ask them out to fuck but I don't know howwwwww
I WANT TO FUCK! I WANT TO FUCK THEM!
WAT THE FUCK DOOOO???!!!!!!
Fuck off chad no sympathy here
>>35017756
>I kissed one of those 2 girl's neck and she got fucking horny and turned red like a tomatoe
>I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING MOVE CAUSE IM AFRAID TO LOOK DESPERATE OR LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT
You're a pathetic normalfag, bucko. Please vacate this thread.
>>35017791
>belly beer
>Chad
Nigger pls
>>35017812
Too far from being a normie, I'm a robot who never felt uncomfortable around girls, I'm just too much of a pussy to ask them out or making a move
>Jew racebaiter
>Hates women
>Loves black dick
>Wants to rape little boys
Is milo /ourguy/ r9k?
>>35017641
>ay yo hol up BiII
>You can go fuck yourself !
>>35017641
no because he's an extroverted attention whore
>>35017641
He's more of /pol/'s guy
>Jew racebaiter
>Hates women
>Loves black dick
>attention whore
>ywn be a normie and do normie things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A
>>35017606
you can do normie things but you will not enjoy them if you are not normie
>ywn be a normie
Thank God.
Get the fuck out normie sympathizing failed norm.
>>35017606
I think it's time we initiate the suicide pact.
Please, will someone just be in a band with me!
Okay Suiseiseki-chan desu
>>35017705
>tfw you're just saying that
>>35017758
I play lead guitar. I actually would jam with you.
what happened to our lord and savior?
he got deep dicked by pizza
he threw up the blackpill and wants to get married now
nothing tbqh pham
>friends agree to hang out today
>wake up early because we were supposed to leave by 11
>message them to see whats up
>give up by 2:30
>4PM they message me telling me they went without me, and they want to hang now
>"we didnt check our phones" but they are ALWAYS GLUED TO THEIR PHONES 24/7 EVEN MORESO THAN ME AND IM A SOCIAL OUTCAST
>they are now mad at me because i dont want to hang out after they asked me to hang out and "forgot" to let me know if they are still hanging out.
This is what I get for trying to have friends again I suppose.
Why do we even try, robots?
this thread again
die now
Buy better friends
>>35017484
i got a response tho this is new content :^)
There are two paths in life, fellow human beings. Which one will you take?
i lol'd hard just by looking at the thumbnail
>>35017353
ummmm why actually educate yourself when you can equate everything to YA novels??
>>35017353
smert iz stoopid dum is gud caose yu can b whatvre yu wont too be end gerl lik coul fun guis smert iz boreng
>the things you do are considered disgusting by normie standards but tame by r9k standards
>>35017332
masturbaiting to traps
>>35017332
I masturbate at least 3 times a day.
>>35017438
piss bottles , pis in the sink, dedicated shitting gloves
>be 19
>have sort of androgynous face with big eyes and long hair and kinda girly personality
>only get hit on by other guys, people just assume I'm gay
>I'm actually only into girls
screw this society and its constant pressure on being manly, androgynous boys deserve love too
>>35017254
stop being a faggot and/or kill yourself
>>35017254
Only 12 year olds and mentally unstable girls like feminine guys
>>35017284
But I'm not a faggot I'm just cute.
GOD DAMN IT.
SOME GIRL ON MEETME JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES BERATING ME FOR HAVING A SHIRTLESS MUSCLE PIC IN MY PROFILE.
>CHEESEBALL
>CREEPY
>LOSER
AND SHE HAD BIKINI PICS ON HER PROFILE!!!
I am so fucking sick of women thinking they live by different rules than men.
I tell you. I used to be one of those normies that genuinely respected women and thought they were equals.
But it's slowly dawned on me how fucking empty and dumb women are.
>>35017239
roast her bak
>>35017761
She blocked me before I could! The cowards way out!
I have found myself closer and closer to 200 pounds (currently 190 at six feet tall).
Do I cardio my way down some before I start lifting, do I go straight to lifting, or both
I'm eating better and I know that's a start I just want to not turn into one of people I make fun of in fat people hate
>>35017219
okies, basically:
do light weight with high reps to start to get the muscles used to exercise
stretch; this sounds gay but it WILL prevent injuries that will hurt like shit and put you out for a week every month or so
cardio is king; hit that shit as much as possible when still trying to lose weight. i recommend swimming or cycling as they are low impact on joints especially when someone is overweight. progress to running once your body in more used to the exercise. start to do squats too to start to strengthen the bones and joints for your weight.
measure your gains; this will keep you motivated and moving forward. not easy to get ripped, but its pretty simple to get toned. work hard and eat well. sleep enough and dont have alcoholic beverages.
Daily reminder that weight is a spook.
Stop acknowledging spooks