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Only edgelords hate on newgrounds

>>35092135
Do you have a newgrounds anon? what are some good sex games not involving rape or furryshit?

>>35092034
>Newgrounds
Ayy, my nigga. Newgrounds was the shit back in the day. They have some fun games if you want to kill like 10 minutes.

The worst part is that im 25 years old and still live with him. Im getting tired of the violence. Im pretty old now.

>>35092076
What the fuck? Why don't you kick his ass?

LOL! your use of that picture of akko and this thread, very well done. Laffed heartily.

>kill a noble geese protecting its own for a future chadlet bully

nah he's a faggot

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>be me year 8
>dumb all boys class for english
>Wog kid pulls a 5 day old black rotten banana out of his bags
>teacher writing things on the board
>fan above him
>throws the fucking thing into a really fast fan
>shit goes fucking everywhere
>hits teacher
>hits walls
>hits students
>Hits windows
>head of english walks past 3 secconds after it was thrown just in time to see it explode
>He keeps us back for 2 weeks in detention unless we either dobbed in who did it or confessed
>tfw no one snitched
>head of english

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>>35092022
He's talking about the teacher not the fucking chad
You silly goose

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THAT CAPTCHA

Seeing high school chads working as tradesmen in their filthy uniforms earning fuck all as I pass by on my way to work in my suit.

>>35091973
you will kill yourself at 40 a lonlely KHV.
your life of 40 years of being miserable will have been much worse than Chad Thundercock's 19 years of getting drunk and fucking Stacys

you know it to be true

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>>35091973
>Chad dies by drunk driving
What kind of drink was he driving?

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>>35091965
Ed Gein had a troubled past, he wasn't a murderer but he had murdered a few people.

>>35091965

God damn it, I wanna fuck Lana Del Rey so bad.

>>35092015
Agreed. She has an amazing body.

>be security
>see guy breaking in car
>keep playing clash royale
>no camera no proof
>boss and client asks "what happened?"
>"I am so sorry sir, if I had noticed or hear any clue to crime I would stopped it even if I could get hurt. I really need this job, and I am disappointed in myself."
>they feel bad and buy me lunch.
>gg no re

>go upstairs to get squeegee
>forget it and go back downstairs empty handed

I'm about to attempt this again, wish me luck.

>shitty retail job
>have co worker named 'Mulao'
>half-crackhead but, a nice guy
>boss tells to take some boxes from warehouse
>go to ware house
>Mulao apparently has crack
>Takes it out and shows me
>'Hey Dan. Wanna have some fun?'
>Tell him not because crack is crazy as shit
>'It's okay! Just one hit'
>Decide to take a small hit. Didn't knew what crazy shit was in it
>Take a hit
>Oh fuck.jpg
>Feel nauseous
>Vomit
>Pass out for 20 mins
>Wake up
>Mulao nowhere to be found
>Some boxes are missing
>Bruise on my face
>'Mulao stole shit and ran away'
>Police there
>Boss there
>Help me recover
>never again

Love what? (you)?

Come on OP, you know only your mother loves you

>>35091914
That isn't exactly what I wanted.

>>35092004
there there OP.
Tell me why do you need this /love/ ?

Im not baiting, im actually curious.

You see im not seeking acknowledgement and love from others. Im totally comfortable with myself being alone. Its much easier.

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I dont appreciate edge meme

I dont want to masturbate for hours, just to get a nice big load

Just wank, try to hit mouth, tuck peepee back into diaper and back to listening to vocaloid tunes

>>35091855
Never post that WebM again

>>35091855
Is that Chris Chan in the WebM?

>>35091808
I'm 7 years in and I've been bored of it. It's 1am here, and I just turned 25. I've been beyond connecting to people here for years.

>>35091851

Tbh I got tired of it after 3 years but I keep going back here for some reason

>>35091808
Why can't white people season their fucking food. That turkey is disgusting.

Not gonna lie, if I ever have kids, this is one of my biggest fears.

>>35091797
it died sorry but its just what it is
go cry or something i dont wanna hear it

>>35091803
I'd just explain it the way sesame street explained it.

He's dead, he's not coming back, thats what being dead means, Just because.

>>35091791
God Tier
>actually having sex

Kill Yourself Tier
>never had sex but talk about it on /r9k/

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>>35091791
What would I be considered as a bisexual male who doesn't suck or take it in the ass?

Pic unrelated

>>35091863
>doesn't suck or take it in the ass
meh tier

>>35091790
Who is Genesis? Got an ID?

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come on man you dont need nudes from a roastie
just have a lil courage

>>35093143
Stop with the memes.

>>35091779
your moms probably done things you can't even pronounce

>>35091796
you right, that actually made me feel better about it

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One time I accidentally opened a tab of furry pron while mommy dearest was in the room, I just sighed and said "see the kind of shit these douchebags keep flooding my inbox with?"

She knew I was a moderator on some obscure forum full of trolls at the time so she made a banhammer joke.

>is organizing a therapist/psychologist

what mother calls up a therapist because her son made some noises? bullshit story, should just kill yourself

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>>35091763
I believe that you know what it is you must do.

submit faggot

>>35091752
AMD TO THE MOOON

AMD is a shit product that runs like ass.

>>35091752
Bretty?