work stories

>be security
>see guy breaking in car
>keep playing clash royale
>no camera no proof
>boss and client asks "what happened?"
>"I am so sorry sir, if I had noticed or hear any clue to crime I would stopped it even if I could get hurt. I really need this job, and I am disappointed in myself."
>they feel bad and buy me lunch.
>gg no re

>go upstairs to get squeegee
>forget it and go back downstairs empty handed

I'm about to attempt this again, wish me luck.

>shitty retail job
>have co worker named 'Mulao'
>half-crackhead but, a nice guy
>boss tells to take some boxes from warehouse
>go to ware house
>Mulao apparently has crack
>Takes it out and shows me
>'Hey Dan. Wanna have some fun?'
>Tell him not because crack is crazy as shit
>'It's okay! Just one hit'
>Decide to take a small hit. Didn't knew what crazy shit was in it
>Take a hit
>Oh fuck.jpg
>Feel nauseous
>Vomit
>Pass out for 20 mins
>Wake up
>Mulao nowhere to be found
>Some boxes are missing
>Bruise on my face
>'Mulao stole shit and ran away'
>Police there
>Boss there
>Help me recover
>never again

>>35092264
the bruise on your face, did he hit you?

and did you say mulao stole shit to get out of being in trouble, or did they tell you this when you came to?

>>35092264
>>35092288
Mulao obviously facefucked him with his diseased junkie dick

>>35092288
Yeah. He did hit me after I passed away. Police said he made it look like attempted robbery from someone else but failed. And. no. I didn't tell them because they already assumed. It's been this day and, Mulao is nowhere to be found. We didn't had any security cameras.

I'm sure this is the most common type of customer service story, but
>work as cashier at grocery store
>ask middle-aged woman if she'd like a bag (stupid question because she bought 20 items, we're just trained to always ask)
>she asks me if plastic bags cost anything
>tell her they're 5 cents
>she looks almost offended
>as a matter of fact, she IS fucking offended
>gives me a disgusted look and declines while struggling to carry everything herself while leaving the story

I don't fucking get people.

>>35092328
Passed away lol rip

>work as order taker for the expensive seats at baseball games
>for this particular game, fans of the away team outnumbered home team fans probably 4 to 1 (I could explain why, but no matter how vague I'd be it'd still be obvious exactly where I work)
>Away fans really enjoying themselves, acting like this is their stadium
>groups of them on higher levels start spitting on the people below
>overall hostility
>someone calls someone else a bitch
>they get into a fist-fight
>one of their daughters is yelling "daddy stop, you're drunk!"
>in my section this college kid without moving an inch or recoiling at all, vomits all over himself then slowly gets up and walks away
>coworker punches a customer in the face for harassing a woman
>in the meantime all my other coworkers are playing dice in the kitchen

Was a fun season for sure.

>>35092347
>5 cents per bag
>Amazon ships stuff to your house for free
Small wonder grocery stores are starting to downsize.

>>35092264
Kek this story is fucking funny.

If you see him ever again, tell him that he has a great humor.

>>35091910
>be dishwasher
>coworker offers me percs
>snort them at work off the back of a toilet
>mfw he gets fire short after for showing up high as fuck to work shortly afterward
>mfw he stole $10 from me and $300 from another coworker

>>35092538
hmm I wonder how amazon can afford to do that.

>>35092863
their operating costs are far lower because the price of warehousing is far less than retail real estate

staffing is also far cheaper because the biggest cost with retail staff is the money you are paying them to just stand around and wait for customers. Warehouse staff are always doing something productive.

>>35092830
>be me
>get fifty dollar bike stolen
>whatever
>another bike was stolen, it was worth thousands

Lmao sucks to be him

>>35092347
>Bags cost money.

Where is this? Ive never seen that before.