>Our sorority has this challenge where we have to kiss an ugly virgin and we picked you.
How do you respond?
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>>35104790
*opens mouth*
>bad breath
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>>35104790
>an ugly
Im not ungly desu, so ill propably get a threesome with those 2 ladies.
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>>35104790
o-o-ok . can i touch you while you kiss me, or do i have to keep my hands at my side?
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It's my birthday, Dad offers me $20 to wash his car, tfw don't know whether this is normal
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>>35104471
depends if you're poor or not, are you poor?
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>>35104570
I am 24 (now) yo part time student/ neet. He makes 300k a year software dev for banks. So yes and no.
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>>35104720
not normal
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Got my first date confirmed this Monday as a 24yo kissless virgin.
She's a 23yo pokemon loving, skyrim playing, pretty decent looking for a nerd gamer girl and I'm nervous as fuck.
Also got a girl at work who's recently confessed her interest in me and who I took out to the cinema recently. Problem is neither of them share any of my robotcore INTP interests but I desperately need some fuck. Fake it til you fuck it I guess...
So basically ive got two on the go...am I dare I say it...a normie now?
P.s - any tips on the date?
Pic related - Mondays date.
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Tell the your date on Monday that you make seven figures.
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Know now that you are going to mess this up so badly that you will be cringing at yourself in the near future as you masturbate yourself to sleep.
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>>35104318
This desu senpai
you're gonna fuck up royally and hate yourself even more than you do now.
>Whites are more civilized than blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT0WaxSz9U0
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/r/ing the picture of the nigger eating shit out of a cow's asshole
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>>35104177
and nobody even got hit. Even as a lower class scum whites are still more civilized than niggers
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>blacks are civilized
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So it's Friday night again.
The woman you'll eventually settle for some day is probably going out with Chad tonight and doing something like this (webm related).
How does this make you feel?
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I'm too drunk to care
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better because my dick isn't that small.
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>>35104045
I have a solution...I'm going to stay single forever.
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Red pill me on black women. Why do white chads go for them?
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>>35103982
When the guy's white girlfriend comes home at night she can't she the nigger
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>not wanting the closest thing humans have to an ape to fuck senseless
I bet they go wild. Like howling and swinging off shit and everything. Bet sex with a blackie would be wonderful.
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>Better bodies
>More faithful than white women.
>Not as needy and doesn't say shit like "I'm so ugly I should cut myself and take pills" etc
>They appreciate male bodies more than bland white girls that think anyone with abs are /fit/.
>Theyre more independent.
>Trap Queen.
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Time sure flies, doesn't it?
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>>35103960
Ooooooh yes ! Time flies !
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Can't wait for Peepee to die the sad death troll face did, fucking stupid meme for normies and nazis, glorified reaction imagine.
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It sure does, anon. It sure does.
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Is Alpha essentially just Master morality and Beta is another way of describing Slave morality?
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>>35103831
I want to sniff her saddle.
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>>35103831
THICC *HNNNNNNGGGGGG*
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There's a difference between thought (morals) and action(alpha/beta) they dont need to fit together
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THE JAPANESE PRINCESS IS UGLY AS SHIT 2017-02-24 11:18:05 Post No.35103670
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THE JAPANESE PRINCESS IS UGLY AS SHIT
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JESUS CHRIST GET HER SOME PLASTIC SURGERUU
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>>35103670
oh my that's quite the schnozzle.
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>>35103670
she's still pretty nice i'd say
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>>35103670
wtf are these really supposed to be royalty? They look like moderately rich people.
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I don't like your attitude, wagecuck. What the hell is your problem? Do you want me to get you fired again?
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>>35103609
>tfw having a bad day
>ask to speak with some wagecuck's manager
>watch them walk out of the place within minutes while you enjoy free service
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Sir, I'm sorry you are dissatisfied with your service. Let me get my manager so he can tell you the same exact thing and I can make fun of you in the break room with my comrades.
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>>35103609
N-no, Mr. Pepe. I'm sorry for my terrible attitude. It won't happen again.
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I want all women dead
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So long as your desires are unrealistic, you will never be fulfilled
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>>35103668
So long as i'm gay i'm gay
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>>35103539
WISH FULFILLED
but before they die, they crowd you begging to have sex with you. As soon as you oblige, they drop dead and disappear
/jobthread/ Guys
On this Friday, those who work Mon-Fri are relaxing. Those who don't work are relaxing. It's a relaxing day, let's talk about our jobs a bit, give some advice to any NEETs looking to leave NEETdom, vent about coworkers/bosses, share your frustration/enjoyment of the modern world with random strangers.
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>age
>job
>salary (yearly or hourly)
>how long have you been working there
>do you like it/dislike it? Why?
>any interesting stories
>anything worth mentioning
I'll start:
>18
>Security Guard
>11.50
>This will be my third week on the job
>I do like it a lot actually. I work from 5pm-2am, don't interact with anyone, go at my own pace. I usually bring my guitar with me to practice, or I'll bring my 3DS and play monster hunter.
>Closest to an interesting story I have in the three weeks of working there is I got a call to check out some people doing donuts in the parking lot, but it was a fucking blizzard outside so by the time I got there they were gone.
>Only thing worth mentioning is that it's pretty /comfy/ and most anyone could get a job doing it
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>>35103309
I'm under 25. Started working as an ESL teacher for spics. I like it but there are so many requirements, and other teachers seem to be having such an easy time that I feel like a loser.
Besides, there's a "that kid" in every class and I have to deal with their autistic bullshit all the time.
>start class with a little game to learn names
>say your name, your favorite animal, and the names/animals of everyone before you
>everyone says easy shit like cat, dog etc
>that kid's turn
>I am Emmanuel, and my favorite animal is the golden lion tamarin
>the fucking lion tamarin
>I have to google pics for the kids to see
>they don't give a shit
>whatever, let's start class
>kid stands up, draws the goddamn tamarin on the board, then cleans it all (at least he's enthusiastic)
>class groans
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>>35103488
What is an ESL teacher?
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>>35103604
English as a foreign language. Funny enough, I chose this major because years of 4chan made me somewhat proficient.
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>turning 45 tomorrow
I don't know how much longer I can last anons
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What the hell are you doing here dad.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Anon!
And.... uhh.. happy birthday.
Could you tell us what it's like being over half way there?
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damn man. What's your story.
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If you're still dating White women you're fucked in the head. You're normalizing their mental illness.
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>>35103076
Race mixing is wrong, anon.
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>have asian gf
>is submissive
>actually loves my whiteness
>never gives me shit or unnecessary drama
>relationship is really harmonic and lovely
>does whatever I want in bed
>cooks and cleans
>hates niggers and sandniggers and is redpilled
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>>35103077
If the alternative is the average white woman, than racemixing is perfectly fine.
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Current music you are listening to.
Protest the hero - Tidal.
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Bandcamp link.
https://protestthehero.bandcamp.com/album/pacific-myth-official-release
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>>35102934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2-T0_KBnSI
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>>35102934
Theyve sucked D I C K since Scurrilous