I don't like your attitude, wagecuck. What the hell is your problem? Do you want me to get you fired again?
>>35103609
>tfw having a bad day
>ask to speak with some wagecuck's manager
>watch them walk out of the place within minutes while you enjoy free service
Sir, I'm sorry you are dissatisfied with your service. Let me get my manager so he can tell you the same exact thing and I can make fun of you in the break room with my comrades.
>>35103609
N-no, Mr. Pepe. I'm sorry for my terrible attitude. It won't happen again.
>>35103609
>mfw I know that my boss would defend me and kindly tell you to get the fuck out
>>35103609
> Get to work a comfy retail job in a small town
> Most of the customers are family friends
> Banging my Stacy co-worker
> And I get to pay a small portion of taxes to avoid working with any of the beta losers on here
Man is sure does suck being a wage-slave
I remember back at my college job one of the supervisors who was a student as well used to insult me all the time like calling me a loser and all that shit. Eventually I just started to ignore her or give her 1-2 word answers, and she told the managers that i wasn't being "communicative" and I got written up for it
>tfw I free a wagecuck from their misery
Too bad they don't stay in the superior life for long. It's like they love being enslaved.
>>35103609
I-I'm sorry, sir. I apologize for my unsatisfactory performance. If there is anything, ANYTHING I can do to remedy the situation, please do not hesitate to let me know. The customer is always right, and you are one of our most treasured customers.
Again, I am very sorry for my disappointing performance, sir.
>>35103609
How do NEETS support themselves? Surely rent + food + random other expenses should add up pretty quickly. Does cripplebux/autismbux pay for all that?
>>35103757
>wagecucks have to invent this shit up to cope with their dreaded extinences of being a slave
Wagecucks are so damn funny.
>>35103958
>Does cripplebux/autismbux pay for all that?
In my case, yes.
The only bad times are unexpected payments that arise. Like my glasses broke 2 months ago, that was well shit. Otherwise it's fine.
>>35103958
It's called learning to budget. Instead of wasting so much money on pointless shit like a shitty meal at a restaurant, big screen tvs, and other shit to keep up with the Joneses, we learn to live frugal and appreciate the smaller things. My bills only come to $400/month and I get $1031/month in disability. That leaves a shit ton of money even though I only use about $15/month in recreation. Buying cheap ingredients + hunting + fishing + foraging + doing my own cooking saves me a shit ton on money plus they're fun to do.
Now get back to work, my NEETbux isn't going to pay itself.
>>35103974
Keep laughing NEET, just make sure you don't choke on that gas station ramen you can just barely afford
>>35104135
>foraging
What
>>35103726
You sound like you're from reddit
>>35104135
> Implying NEETs are capable of leaving the house
> Implying they can handle all the forest/river chads
Great story friend
Someone told my boss I was not doing a good job. I was fired 5 minutes later no questions asked. I found the man who complained about me and punched him in the gut and then got thrown out. Cops came and I was arrested. I fucking hate retail.
>>35104462
>just puching him in the gut
>not grabbing him by his weak NEET neck and crushing it
>>35103609
It's not working if you love your job, r-right? Heh...
I taught myself how to cook during my neetdom for a few years after high school, but had to find a job or get out when I was 21, so I got a dishwashing gig and moved to prep and eventually line, been a few years and worked at a few different places, everything from greasy spooks to five star $300 a head places. I genuinely like the work and it's okay to be an anti social weirdo if you're a cook, it's expected. Don't waste your free time, learn something you love and when the time comes that you need a job you will already have the skills. O just start a business, I'm saving to start my own restaurant and bar.
>>35104454
>wagecucks LITERALLY believe jokes NEETs make!!!!
You were saying, wagecuck?
>>35104780
You are such a faggot holy shit
Fat wagecucks are the most powerful race
It sure does feel good to be free. It sure does.
>>35104780
How the hell will wagecucks ever recover from this?
>>35104780
> Posting pics from Chad Thundercocks facebook
It's like you're not even trying anymore
>>35103609
>get fired
>become neet
Oh no, please don't throw me in the briar parch...
>>35104462
Wagey Ragey cant solve his problems without violence. No wonder he's a wageslave!
>>35104780
I have seen a lot of wagecucks get BTFO in these threads, but this is one of the most brutal examples.
>>35104342
Ramen is much cheaper and tastier homemade. I don't even know of any gas stations that make ramen though so you must be Japanese or something. Most here are westerners.
>>35104374
Foraging is collecting edibles from local forests and meadows. You can find some really neet(pun) stuff you can't even buy in the farmers market. My favorites are morel, chicken of the forest, huckleberries, birch, and sassafras. Wild onion isn't bad but I grow shit like garlic and shallot so I usually don't bother with it. I understand you don't have the time or intelligence to pick up the skill but if you are ever lucky enough to have a neet grace you with his friendship you really should try some foraged foods. Do be careful if you ever try. It's extremely fucking obvious which plants will kill you but wagies still somehow manage to poison themselves. They just lack that basic connection to nature I guess.
>>35104700
Antisocial types are definitely not accepted in food service. Restaurants already have to deal with accusations of cooking cat. When someone sees you torturing cats for fun and recognize you this will be the first thing they think about.
>>35105481
Maybe if you work front of house like a normalfag but cooks at all levels are overwhelmingly felons, junkies, dropouts and autistic. Chad and Stacy don't cook.