>it's a normalfag won't shut the fuck about social cues and social intelligence episode
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>>35121585
What the fuck is a social cue even suppose to be? Why don't normalfags just talk?
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>>35121585
i had to make a journal of all the different things and try to commit each to memory when i was in primary school, worst years of my life
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>>35121608
it's how they distinguish other normalfags from robots/autists.
they HAVE to see themselves in others or else they become uncomfortable
>tfw you are some 24 year old guy
>be fairly wealthy
>be able to rent a flat, have a car as student
>literally months away from my computer science degree
>smoke weed all day every day
>do pretty much all other drugs occasionally
>a fucking virgin
>never have a relationship
>whenever you find someone you like you end up hurt and more lonely than before
>have a massive emotional void inside yourself when you're 21
>decide to commit suicide at 25 if it doesn't get any better by then
>have a piece of paper that says you have borderline personality disorder
>psychology is pseudoscience
>find out fentanyl analogues are freely available for cheap on the internet
>a few milligrams give you a massive opiate overdose
>tfw birthday in 3 weeks
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>>35121509
It was brief but it was nice to meet you op-kun. Don't fuck it up.
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>>35121509
Why is your life that bad? You're not poor and you're getting a decent degree.
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I feel you OP. I do so much self-destructive shit that my gf dumped me, I have next to no friends and drinking/smoking is the only thing that makes me feel okay anymore. I don't want to kms but probably will eventually.
>be me yesterweek
>English lit class
>be only male student in class
>watching shakespeare's '12th night' play recorded from globe theatre
>autists get hyped
>fml.jpg
>all women in play are acted by men
>the women look as expected, like gay retards
>women in play cross-dresses as a gay to get to know the king or some shit
>That moment when a guy plays as a women dressed as a guy in love with a guy
>brain explodes
>gay retards on stage
>oh shit intimate moment
>gay autists get close and snog each other
>autists in class saying "awww"
>Vomit up in my throat and look away from the retard show
>get laughed at by autists for not looking at gay cunts snogging in costumes
>teacher pauses film
>autists start discussing gender and sex
>herewego.jpg
>"SHOULD BABIES HAVE THEIR GENDER CHOSEN"
>brain can't comprehend autists screeching
>bell rings
>im free thank allah
>walk with autist gf to other school site 5 min away
>says we should stick with 2 genders and that IDGAF about learning other genders
>autist screeching.wav
>mfw shakespeare got me into this mess
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Hello, this is not reddit. Goodbye
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hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah ur a cool guy anon:) im laughg bc ur me ily
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>>35121322
That picture pisses me the fuck off. It's so insulting. Shakespeare was beyond a genius and almost every sentence he wrote was painfully beautiful.
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How mentally ill do you have to be to find 2D girls unironically attractive ?
And those who do, WHY?
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>>35121262
2D girls are objectively superior to 3D pigs. Get the fuck out normie.
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>>35121262
2d is perfection
hey kill yourself, OP, but make sure it's original
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>Picking 3D roasties over pure 2D maidens
Fuck off normie
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tfw you will never save a maiden from rape
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Sauce my friend?
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>>35121231
You can't just not post the sauce. Come on my guy.
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>>35121231
This is the guy all of /fit/ aspires to be, but they're way too ugly, way too short, and their genetics are shit
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>this guy is in his 60s by now, if he's even still alive
Whenever I think of people aging it makes me sad. Everyone was young, beautiful and strong at some point but they all have or will someday age. Does it ever get easier? I'm only 25 now and feel fine physically but it bugs me that I only have a few more years in my physical prime.
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>>35121211
I really like guys like him. That unabashed passion is extremely endearing.
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>>35121211
>you will never care about anything as much as Mark cares about Mario
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Whenever I see old people that are always really dressed up when they go out I try to imagine what they were like when they were younger.
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WHY WON'T ANYONE JOIN MY BAND?! FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY WON'T ANYONE REPLY TO MY THREAD?! ROOOOO!!!!!
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I'll join your band OP
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let's band together OP hahaha i can play the one audience member that always shows up
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"Anon, let's play '13 Dead End Drive'"
Why do people think it was a good idea to have a board game that takes over 5 minutes to set up and put away?
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>>35121026
idk why do people think board games like arkham horror that take 3 days to explain the rules are a good idea?
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>>35121026
holy shit I've been trying to remember this gane
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>Mouse Trap
Stop consuming pornography.
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Do people actually listen to this LARPing faggot? He's literally insane
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>>35121075
alt right cancer being cancer
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You can't stop the inevitable.
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What do you guys think Mexichan is doing this weekend?
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>>35120917
Applying to immigrate to the US legally
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>>35120956
But Mexichan was born here. She's very white washed.
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>>35121001
She's very masculine
I think getting pumped by some chad
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>tfw 5'11
Why do I bother living desu
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27yo/5'7/140lbs/7.5 dick/yeti-tier hairy/uneven shoulders/barely an adam's apple/autism/cerebral plasy/ibs/single/neet
beat that
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>>35120883
If it's any consolation, you wouldn't even know what to do with the extra height
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>>35120883
5'11" is close to ideal male height. Tall enough to look long and lean, short enough where medium sized clothes all look good on you.
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Does /r9k/ believe in the ayylmao?
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>>35120759
yeah, what do you think they'd look like?
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>>35120780
I believe that the greys are real, but I'm not necessarily talking about them right now. I'm talking specifically about the alien that visited /pol/ the other day and took a selfie. Then 4chan went offline and the thread disappeared without a trace when it came back online.
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>>35120759
Of course I do. I expect a big happenin soon
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Am I the only one who doesn't "get" this show?
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What's so hard to get
it's flawed relatable characters piloting giant robots and fighting weird aliens
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>>35120661
you should be wise with your words. you are about to trigger the fucking weabo fedora universe
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>>35120661
>"show"
animes aren't shows, they're brainwashing propaganda made by jap cunts to turn white males into white females
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ITT: robot tier/approved clothing, i'll start with these classic bad boys
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step it up pls
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>>35120599
Any expensive running shoe that you clearly never run in.
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>>35120599
Any oversized hoodie with dark colors.
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>tfw preying on unstable robots by meeting with them, getting them off and fucking them in the ass
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>>35120498
Will you do that with me?
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>>35120522
Kik? If ur down and in aus im game
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>>35120522
>>35120543
U gotta b shy and cute tho