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Every day, you give me another reason to hate you niggers. Get your head out of your ass. This shit never happens, eternavirgin fucking scum

>>35125247
>You know I don't do drugs

>>35125247
get away from me, dude/bitch

>>35125224
You're right, thank you Varg. I just broke up with her.

but people will make fun of me and I'd hate myself forever

>>35125224
But I'm not a coward?
I just don't like interacting with girls but in no way I am a coward

>>35125199
Crackers with tuna, cheese, ketchup and mayo is top tier.

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>>35125199
They are not warm and comforting.
Don't get me wrong, I like my saltine crackers, but nothing beats the warmth of microwave food in what is a cold life.

>>35125199
>tendies
>snack
How fat are you

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>>35125120
When I saw her with some Chad and immediately assumed the worst. When after a month of obsessing over whether or not they were actually together I finally confirmed that they were, in fact, dating. But mostly I'm just disappointed in myself for falling for her more and more this whole time instead of moving on like I should've.

>>35125120
The only thing that comes to mind is that she rejected me

It hurts but she is literally living perfection so I don't know why I expected anything different.

>>35125329
She's just another roastie.

She a long with Chad destroyed your idealization of her.

>>35125119
I think you should ask the expert and where this kind of threads are posted.
>>>/gif/, one of the porn specialist of 4chan

>>35125119
Yes, please do not watch them

>>35125357
I've been on the sissy threads there and even /gif/ hates that shit, and there's people posting scat there, just shows how cancerous it is.

>>35125094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXpFtwYIKew

You're supposed to "read her signals"

Too bad autists are blind to such signals

>>35125094
>she doesnt want sex from you
>she refuses sex regardless of means of initiating
how autistic are you

>>35124930
Are you in the bathroom right now browsing r9k?

>>35125051
No im outside having a cigarette

You gonna service her raggedy ol' hot dog corridor?

>muh wage gap
>muh rape
>muh domestic violence
>muh patriarchy

It is in women's nature to complain, I mean that on a biological level. There's no escape.

>>35124875
Women have a biological inclination towards a victim coplex and men have a white knight instict.
This results in a gynocentric society. It's evolutionary psychology of gender 101.

Because women are so privileged that any criticism of them, or even acknowledging that is consider "muh soggy knees"

Think about it. If they weren't privileged they'd have no protection from criticism.

>>35124844
No. The brain thinks weird shit before falling asleep

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>>35124844
that feel when you catch yourself thinking something ridiculous and know it means you're finally going to fall asleep

I think that's called "magical thinking" and yeah it is associated with schizotypal personality disorder and similar.

I don't have any ideas pal, maybe attend church and someone may offer a starter job if you let it slip you are unemployed during a conversation.

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>>35124731
buy a 3D printer and sell meme bobbleheads.

>>35125115
I have no money

>>35125062
kek, I hate churches, but good thinking... Poland has a notorious reputation when it comes to religion

>>35124697
>that kid who makes "that kid" threads
Pretty annoying desu--!

>>35124697
*who
oreganocommentatopotatonomuterobo

>>35124697
>it will never be 2008 again

I hurt all over

The IRS owes me $5800 and I'm not even American.
I have to wait 2 years to get my own money

>>35124601
I don't understand how refunds work? Why would they ever take more than the guidelines for taxes said? You only need to refund if you took more than you should have so why don't they just follow the tax guidelines and tax the right amount right off the bat so they don't have to do so many refunds?

>>35125072
It makes people feel better about having their money gangstered from them.

I posted my room this morning. They made fun of me :(

Just picture mounds of fast food bags, trash and video games that's my room

>>35124991
Go on, I won't make fun of you.

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>>35124595
NO Brother. If you ask again I will not be responsible for my actions. You know the law, and you will respect it.

>>35124595
Do you guys like role play? I use a gmod server, my char is in prison atm lol.
I also second life, add me MasterLee on there.

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>>35124634
but brother, i need the oats, or else i would perish..

yes it is anon.. yes it is..

>>35124581
It all depends on you. If you choose to do nothing about it, it is downhill.
But you can work on yourself, fix your problem and get out this shithole

>>35124581
Believe it or not, you will actually miss these days.