At mum's friends 40th birthday drunk and board ask me anything
>>35124930
Are you in the bathroom right now browsing r9k?
>>35125051
No im outside having a cigarette
You gonna service her raggedy ol' hot dog corridor?
>>35125096
I would if i could but she's marred
>>35125146
When has that ever stopped anyone
Anon listen to me now
Go say "Listen up lady, my sausage needs a bun and your bun needs some mayo - let's make it happen?"
>>35124930
are you the only young person there
>>35125560
Yeah apart from my sisters
>inb4 wincest
No im not gonna try fuck my sisters you sick fuck
>>35125517
how about no i may be a robot but im not retarded enough to say that