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>>35126269
Just eat less food and drink less carbonated beverages. You don't have to be retard stronk to be an attractive weight.

>>35126313
Yeah i know, but it's hard not eating shit food because I get cravings

>>35126269
Holy Kek. I'm sorry you had that experience. Why didn't you start with a smaller weight?

>>35126209
build a desktop fag

>gaming laptop

Just buy a Nintendo Switch and the Zelda

>>35126266
tfw too poor for consoles

>>35126206
No that's swedish men

Agreed, was 190lb, now I'm 147lb.

>>35126206
CIAss? On my /r9k/?

Who says there's no masters? How do you know this isn't just a simulation?

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Be your own Master.

>>35126151
> How do you know this isn't just a simulation?
Why would that even matter?

Who is lady?

is this a (male)?

Who is he/she/that?

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I want a conservative asian gf bros

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>>35126126
>short hair
This is seriously is absolutely fucking godtier taste.

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>>35126946
Short hair is for high test men

I want to have incestuous lesbian underage sex with a futa version of my waifu.

That's pretty benign by r9k standards though

>>35125859
It'a not really in that unusual I guess. I want a sex slave

I want to fuck a milf so bad. where do i meet one? do they happen to like people half their age?

>>35125739
know that feel dude, you can do it though.

>be me
>no face pics in tinder profile for obvious reasons (acne, lazy eye etc.)
>go on date with crazy chick
>first thing she says when she opens the door for me to pick her up is "oh, so that's what you look like" in a disappointed/disgusted tone
>still comes with me and proceed to go on a date for a few hours
>eventually go back to her house and in the basement
>she asks me if I'm not kissing her because I think she's ugly (it was really because she was chubby, not fat though and had big tits)
>make out with her for 40 minutes or so
>in the middle of it she says she's going to jill (what an awful word and image) herself to me later
>all this after what she said in the beginning

idk if it was because she was crazy or some shit, but it's still possible to get a girl if you're ugly robot, i did it even though she turned out to be crazy/chubby and i thus had to severe all ties with her after but you can do it too

>tfw just wanna be left alone during classes but girls keep trying to talk to me
>tfw they keep joking about how I should date this one girl in class or jokingly flirting with me
i dont know what htis means but make it fucking stop it feels so awkward do they do this because im a beta sperg

>>35126201
>i dont know what this means

yes you do, stop humble bragging, you're worse than the guys who rp on this board as roasties

>>35125660
>I'm not a fucking faggot. Vegetables are rabbit's food and only dainty, skelly, flowery men go running.

This. So sick of these fags ruining r9k.

If you've convinced yourself that not being fat makes you a faggot, what can we say. Enjoy chomping on food instead of dick, I guess.

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>>35125660

>order steak salad and half a larger
>vegetarian friend lectures me on eating meat is bad and It would be more healthier if I cut it out
>orders a coke fried onion rings fries and pasta

Another day off from work wasted. I have nobody to hang out with. Fuck...

Me.

It's still 5 pm but it's not like I plan to do anything at all.

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here, though my day has just begun, but yesterday and the day before and the day before, etc.
I am actually posting because last night while lying in bed I told myself today I wasn't gonna sit on my computer. I was gonna spend the entire day working at something - improving myself (specifically art). I was only gonna use my pc for small breaks and music, otherwise the entire time I was awake I was gonna draw, dedicate myself to something that isn't shitposting and video games.
Been up 4 hours, haven't drawn a single thing and have been on my PC the entire time.
The cycle continues.

>>35125476
You don't have to get a job anon, if you're cute enough i'll let you live with me to cuddle and be a NEET. I'll pay for you desu~~

>>35125813
Not OP, but sounds like a dream life for me. Just let me go out and use Normiegram a few hours a day.

>>35126367
Of course my little button as long as all the house chores are done before i'm home!

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>>35125400
Use a clean t-shirt every 2 days and new underwear every day, pants and hoodies only need to be changed once a week in my case.

get help

fucking sakes this board is so fucked up

why do i keep coming back here?? fuck this im going to /v instead

>>35125483
Thank you, we're better off without normies here. Win-win

>>35125332
What's your yearly income?

t. not a NEET

You let the government hang on to that much of your money?
What a dumbass

>>35125810
25k/yr regular pay
7.2k one time payment in bonus pay


>>35125830
I work for the federal government so this is just MORE money for me lol

>>35125294
Why the fuck wouldn't you just use remote deposit?

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>>35125294
>"m-mebe we can go get choccy miwk an tendies wif my n-n-n-neetbuxsh, stacy."

Sometimes I think moments like that is God having a bit of mercy on our autistic asses and saving us from public embarrassment
Asking her out would have been disastrous

>>35125269
10 pairs of underwears for 4 years here.

>>35125269
>>35125285
That's not bad if you wash them regularly. OP should wash his once a day or once every other day.

>>35125327
I have a pair for every day and wash them every week.