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>Look handsome in the mirror
>look like shit in video and in pictures
>look like shit to everyone else
Why must this happen to me?
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Because only Chad is immune from suffering in this life.
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robot syndrome
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Because you're not really giving yourself an objective look when looking in the mirror. Once you separate the person in the mirror from you you will start to really see your flaws.
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>tfw daughter raped when she was 9
>tfw doctors tell you what happened and that she will forever have herpes and scaring
>tfw having to refill your 10 year old little girl's valtrex
>tfw she cries all the time and has cut herself
is it wrong to wish he had used a condom?
this just kills me
>pic unrelated
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Did you at least kill the person who did it?
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if you're not trolling i think maybe you should take this somewhere that isn't /r9k/. seriously.
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>>35170193
>daughter
fuck off normalshit
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>no roasties
>no feminism
>parents responsible for finding you a wife
>wife is religiously obligated to ensure her husband's sexual satisfaction
>divorce laws favour men
you have 30 seconds to explain why you haven't converted to Islam
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>>35170183
My parents don't let me
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im fuckign tempted at this point
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Fuck islam, we've been fighting these sandniggers for 1300 years. Rather have Old Christianity back.
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This movie was litterally weaponised autism
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most modern movies are artistic garbage and filled with morally objectional characters
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>>35170129
taxi driver came out over 40 years ago though
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>>35170150
persona came out 10 years before that
most of the avant garde came in 20's - 40's
then it was business
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Sooooo....When will we finally form tribes again?
You know its the way to live a moderately happy life. You know its the only way to form true bonds and trust your friends. You know its the scientifically proven best existence for humans (150 people max).
What are we waiting for? We need to buy land somewhere REALLY cheap and just make a pilgrimage there guys. Build our own huts or live in shipping containers or even fucking tents.
Start a tribe/community. We need to do this ASAP before we off ourselves.
Sow some of them crops, start growing weed and cultivating shrooms, build shit up, get some of them animals. Les go rite nah
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You're forgetting the most important part of tribalism.
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In a tribe of 150 there would be more than enough douchebags to ruin most things on purpose and a fair number of well-meaning bumblers who would ruin the other stuff by accident.
If I were the chief, I would rule with an iron but fair fist and see to it that douchebags would be purged. Bumblers can stay if they will stay in their place and remain under supervision until they stop bumbling so much.
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>>35170103
Errr.....Be edgy metallist and commit a murder?
Spend 2/3 of my life in prison?
Stop watching porn?
WHICH IS IT ANON?
>go into public bathroom
>Take toilet roll off of dispenser
>Dip half of the toilet roll into the piss water
>Put toilet roll back in dispenser
Ha, take that fucking normies. You cannot contend witg my devilish nature
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>>35170052
>see blue hair sjw enter her house with fuck the patriarchy sign
>go to her house piss in the letterbox which she wish she could do but cant
>take dump on her doorstep and gob on her door handle
>patriarchy wins again
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>>35170052
>hear normie shitting in university bathroom
>switch lights off as i leave
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>>35170052
Dude that is not cool. You would feel bad if some1 got sick
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Why don't you anons just become Muslim's? Virgin qts are guaranteed and if you are suicidal you can get 72. There is no downside to this.
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>>35169937
BECAUSE ITS HERESY YOU FUCKING HERETIC YOU FOLLOW A FALSE PROPHET WHO RAPED A CHILD AND SAYS YOU SHOULD MURDER GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEE
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>>35169937
>adapting a different (equally cancerous) culture just to fuck
im not even part of "my own" culture
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>following any form of religion at all
heh
fucking sheep
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Which character did you self insert as?
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none. good flick tho
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she literally did absolutely nothing wrong
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>>35169917
>self insert in a pixar film
I swear people are just retarded
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>Too fat to look like a cute anime girl
>Even if by some miracle I do manage to lose the weight, I'll probably be too old to feel good about doing it
>Even if by some miracle I manage to lose all the weight in like a year I'll still have stretch marks
>Even if by some miracle I don't have them or they aren't noticeable, I might just not have the body or face to look like a cute anime girl
>Even if by some miracle everything goes right and I'm able to look like I cute anime girl I'll just get old and won't be cute anymore
fuck FUCKF FUCK FUCK FUCUIKLIK
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what on earth is wrong with you
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>>35170265
I want to be cute like girls in anime but I'm fat and too weak and lazy to lose weight. I'm also very afraid of aging.
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>>35170279
you are cute like the girls in anime
you're just not 2D and there's nothing you can do about that
so stop your worrying
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1 do you have big man boobs
2 do you drink a lot of milk
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>do you eat a lot of chicken?
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>>35169856
>No
>Sometimes
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>>35169856
1: No
2: I only drink milk with something sweet.
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>have asbergerous and ADHD
>speak really fast and articulated
>always forced to rap by black people
>someone lays a best
>everyone looking at you smiling
>already a social recluse might ad well rap
>rap some shit about stuff I see and video games
>really awkward and cringy
>told its "fire" and "bangs"
>Will want me to rap again
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR AREEE
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shut the hell up you dumb moron
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>>35169813
>asbergerous
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Going out to promote my college club
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How do I go about doing this, Im fearing fot my life right now. How do I persaude people to join, how do I actually keep the conversation going and make these guys like me enough to put trust in me and join my club.
I setup everything except myself. I am in terror now
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If you're on this board then you're fucked. You can't even manage basic social interaction no way you can sell a club.
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>>35169810
What kind of club is it, you fucking coward?
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>>35169891
Its a club based around helping people and fix problems that plague students in the college through the funding we recieve by being an official organization in the college.
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Made a thread like this before. But I need a girl to take some pics with me for my snapchat story. The idea is to just be chilling in a room or something. I have a lot of girls from my social circle on my snapchat and I want to experiment what the effect of social proof is on the 'real' girls that I know.
The end goal is to have multiple girls in rotation so it looks like i have an active sex life.
If there's any girl in the Netherlands, UK, Germany or Belgium that wants to do this, hit me up. I'll pay you 200 for like half an hour. Nothing sexual or nude, purely from snapchat pics.
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Ask for traps and you could fuck and have your pictures for free with hot girls
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>>35169751
If they really look like a girl, all good with me
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>>35169684
this board is full of desperate traps, hook up with some , they most likely even do it for free.
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Who else spent the entire weekend jerking off, browsing imageboards, and eating junk food between sleeping?
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i got better thing to do than close my eyes and lay still for 8 hours everyday. 8/24, thats one third of your life down the shitter
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>>35169681
how else would I spend my weekend?
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>>35169681
push him out of the window and end his misery
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Is /eggy/ ok? Looks like he is about to crack.
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>>35169661
he looks like he is on crack. or aids. must've got it after he rimmed Pizza's shitty crevice
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>>35169876
worried about my eggy
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>>35169661
seriously he looks like he is on his last legs