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>>35212737
lol cute?
She looks like a fucking retard but beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess

At the makeup store and then plastic surgeons office.

>>35212737
Looks like an ugly basic bitch white woman, the average asian girl is way hotter

his thicc girlfriend for reference

https://youtu.be/TQEJCB6CZhU?t=36m54s

>a neet bum gets to pound that each day in his basement

His gf is not 8/10. I would say 6.5 to 7.

He IS good looking. That's all you need to have a a good looking gf in 2017.

Good looking losers have gfs. Ugly men with high education, good careers and even wealth don't have nearly as much success with women.

It's 2017, the year past the emancipation of women. This is what you get. Good looking genes is all you need.

>>35212729

His gf is actually below his league. He could easily get somebody who was naturally beautiful instead of a tricked up slut full of make-up to hide all the shit on her face.

I bet she would look like a horror show without make-up going by how much she has plastered on there.

I honestly don't get you faggots claiming that handsome tall guys are somehow not attractive enough to get a slut like that.

playing the new zelda game

>>35212871
How is that game? And that might work, because they have been bugging me to take a break anyway, but something constructive would be better.

>>35212471
You could always say you're entertaining an old friend that you haven't spoken to in ages for a while. Plus if anyone comes over to check on you you can say they cancelled last minute.

Ps post more pics like in the OP

>>35212437
a nigger faggot cum iditolajj

>>35212437
orginomo ori ori

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>>35212437
Surden aighaden de shuu du biiiiisr gffkg

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>>35212365
watching JAV makes it even worse
what's the point if I will never get a girl like that?

>>35213321
Lots of JAV actresses do escorting.

>>35212365
i only follow these threads and download most of the jav related shit on it

>>>/t/740110
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>>35212351
Bogdanoff

speedy overview anyone?

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>>35212383
Bogda-who?

>>35212326
save up enough to become a techie hobo with a good bank account from current neetbux
All you need is
>two bags
>laptop (thinkpad)
>solar panel
>nexus s with replicant installed
>water bottles to fill on the go
>some cash, but a card too
>a bridge to live under

>>35212326
You either an hero or be a wagecuck
This is how the world works

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>>35212372
well shit

Any cozy jobs I can take?

>>35212293
They will either:
1) Laugh at you
2) Help you find a decent therapist who can help you learn to cope with your anxiety
You only live once

>Mom I think I have aspergers
>lol no honey ur just shy XD

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>>35212293
They're probably well aware of that already, it's not something you can hide

>>35212209
Your screen resolution is high and your battery life is shit.

>>35212209
>Using snapchat

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. DAY OF THE ROPE

Actually with all those social media networks they have algorithms that make is so people still connect with others in their leagues.

Do you think that Chad wants to see anyone but Stacies? Fuck no. So they make it so Chads and Stacies interact with each other.

And then all the average people interact with each other.

And then all the ugly people interact with each other.

For example on Tinder, first time you login you get a range across all the spectrum and then the choice starts to converge towards a category until (in my case) you end up with ugly skanks.

It isn't acceptable for you to post here

>>35212207
Tracers a lesbian though, your roleplay wouldnt make sense

Mr. Cunt Slayer, it's my opinion that no, you're not being unreasonable. However, you also have to realize that Tracer is a lesbian.

tldr

childhood love is best. when you're 10-11 or late elementary

>>35212108
then imagine reuniting after a decade

miracles exist

>>35212065
>sex in hot tub with girl you just met in front of everyone

Like, I dont even understand. Just how many normies have seen people casually having sex in front of people at a party?

I can understand in a closed room.

I was at a friend of a friends housewarming party and some guy and his girlfriend were making out in the washroom obviously, or fucking, but in front of people? Really?

>>35212043
>which is the greater enemy
>jews or jews?

America is the greatest enemy.

Zionism only harms arabs. Feminism harms everyone.

>>35211707
sold a purple party hat for 1400$

made a bit over 1k selling gold on wow a few years ago
yippie

whats your ebook about

fucked your mom

>>35211616
I would text my local police station to come help, as there appears to be a burglar scoping out homes to rob.

Tltr

You're a nigger, if that's the answer you were looking for

>>35211616
>earphones

This is where you fucked up. Real shitskins fucking blast their shitty music through portable speakers for some godforsaken reason.

>>35211558
I would just light kerosene in phosphorus on fire, for fun.

Then inhale a bunch of helium

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>>35211558
Condone means you allow it.

My death is on you, OP.

>>35211587
Well fuck

English is not my first language tho