Fellow NEET's, I need advice

>>35212326
save up enough to become a techie hobo with a good bank account from current neetbux
All you need is
>two bags
>laptop (thinkpad)
>solar panel
>nexus s with replicant installed
>water bottles to fill on the go
>some cash, but a card too
>a bridge to live under

>>35212326
You either an hero or be a wagecuck
This is how the world works

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>>35212372
well shit

Any cozy jobs I can take?

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>>35212326
>he has a neetbux
look at that baby neet

>>35212394

Security guard. Get paid to stay up all night being alone.

Kill yourself or find a job you enjoy you fucking degenerate

>I deserve free shit
No you dont faggot

>>35212444
Don't I need like a security certificate or some shit like that?

>>35212449
>t. buttblasted wagie ragie cuck
not our fault that you have to pay for tyrone, laqueefa and their demon spawns.

>>35212477

I'm self employed retard and I work 3 days a week too 5x your monthly neetbux

>have as much free time as a neet
>make 5k/month
>have nice downtown condo
>have reliable vehicle

I ain't even mad

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>>35212326
Been here, Anon. Here are your options:

>Whore yourself out for food/shelter
>An hero
>Work your ass off online for slavelabor pay
>Become a normie and work IRL
>Take out loans, go to college, and worry about all this later
>Try harder to get autism money
>Be homeless
>Turn to life of crime

Hope I helped.

>>35212444
>>35212455
check it out and turn out you do, and taking those courses costs about $1,500

>>35212358
solar panels cost a lot familia

>>35212559
what do you do?

most original muted

>>35212575
>Whore yourself out for food/shelter
Maybe some creeps online will pay to see my boipucci
>An hero
Last resort
>Work your ass off online for slavelabor pay
Tell me more
>Become a normie and work IRL
might happen
>Take out loans, go to college, and worry about all this later
only gonna get worse
>Try harder to get autism money
I will
>Turn to life of crime
Have been thinking about trying to join a biker gang since I know people who know people who have connections to Outlaws and Hells Angels. But I don't know shit about bikes, don't have the money for a license or a bike, and I don't wanna out my family in harms way

>>35212635
Yeah dude you'd be great as a fat NEET retard in a biker gang when you aren't even fit for a wage cuck job lmao, they'd probably keep you chained in Jed's basement and pimp out your "boipucci" to meth heads.

>>35212627

Personal trainer, I have a few clients that are top tier stock brokers and they pay handsomely