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>mfw I lost it this morning and went on a huge food binge
>scrambled eggs, a suasage patty, a piece of quiche, raisin bread, a muffin for breakfast
>soon after went to mcdonalds and ate a mcchicken, mcdouble, and a mcflurry
>walked over to taco bell and got a crunchwrap supreme and cinammon twists
>went and got some chocolate after
>then went to burger king and got a cheeseburger, onion rings, and a piece of oreo cheese cake
>just spent the past 2 hours throwing it up

Why do I do this to myself? Whenever I get into binge mose it's like I disassociate and lose all emotion until I'm done, and then self hatred sets in. Have any of you had similar issues? Also, I'm not physically fat, I'm actually sort of skinny (although kind of skinny fat) 5'10" 135 lbs. help me robots

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ISFJ here. Are there any other ISFJs here?

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Why is the alt-right correct in every other element of society but insists on continued protection of women's rights?

Are they stupid or is there a bigger play at hand?

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>tfw ugly
>tfw stupid
>tfw boring
>tfw no friends
>tfw virgin
>tfw graduated late from highschool
>tfw failing community college
>tfw no job
>tfw no energy
>tfw no skills or talent
>tfw bad at driving
>tfw too shitty to succeed in life but too scared to end it

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Rate our pasta. 110011110100010101110101110101110111010001001011000110001011

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>tfw no classes on friday

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>Hey Anon!
>So I was wondering... I don't know, do you wanna go get something to eat later?
>I honestly think you're a pretty cool person and I'd like to know more about yourself.
>How's tonight sound?

Post what you would respond with. (No, be real. Actually post what you would respond back with)

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This is a friendly reminder that each and every one of you is literally God and ought to begin your journey in order to Wake Up, at which point you will have complete control over your reality.

We, as God, are that we are. We are all that is. Our consciousness is all that exists, and it is responsible for the creation and maintenance of each of our subjective realities.

Once you have awakened, I do not claim that you can physically manipulate reality in a way visible to others (though I do not deny it, either), but I do posit that you will be able to create your own reality, which will appear to others to be within your own mind. (Of course, they don't know that they're living in a universe of our/their own design already!)

Those of you who have rejected '3DPD' in favor of 2D waifus are already well on your way. I mean this unironically; you can see the parallels between this and the anti-materialism heralded by Buddhism and Hinduism, the Abrahamic Religions, as well as many other Eastern Religions.

I wish you all the best of luck. Let me know when your game of Hide and Seek is over.

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Can any of you answer this question?
"Now, where could my pipe be?"

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>know a girl for a few months
>she told me straight up that she was gay
>didn't have an issue with it, we only realy started hanging out because she needed a ride to work and free cigarettes and i was lonely
>we find that we share a taste for a lot of the same stuff
>we were hanging out watching tv and drinking last night
>end up making out and having sex
>were both smoking on the bed afterward and i jokingly say
>"i guess so much for being gay huh."
>she says "yeah"
>fall asleep next to each other
>we don't talk the next morning
>not even on the ride to work
>haven't talked to her since last night

did i fuck up?
i didn't mean to be an asshole but maybe she didn't see the joke like i did

im worried i just lost one of my only friends

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>turned 30 this year
>still get bullied on a daily basis

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>Anon why won't you kiss me? Is it because I was a boy? That's sexist anon.

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Come get your (You)s and online human interaction. I'll respond to everyone as long as you post a picture of some kind. We can talk about anything.

I'm sorry I didn't get to everyone in the last thread, as I fell asleep like a shit because my sleep schedule is back to normal from not drinking for a over month. Thanks to the cool anon that took up the slack. I'm wide awake now and should do better this time.

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I'm getting too old and busy with my career to play women's silly dating games. I just want someone to come home to, preferrably someone who could keep apartment clean and cook me tasty food.

But every girl I meet is a strong independent woman with a career who is just as tired as me at the end of the day.

Where do I find NEET girls?

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>tfw no gently dominant oneesan gf