>Hey Anon! >So I was wondering... I don't know, do

>click on picture
>notice wrinkles and crows feet beginning to form

"Sure."

>You have been muted for 32 seconds etc.

bitch i dont have any money

>>35246985
fuck off russian scammer

>>35246985
"Nah, I'm good. I have like stuff to do tonight and I'm really busy most of the time. Sorry." These would probably be my exact fucking words if a girl ever asked me this.

>>35246985
>uhmmm hmmm naa I don't really know mmm I don't think I will
>*360 and virgin speed walk off*

>Nice b8 m8
>tip fedora and fat scooter my way home.

>>35246985
>How did you get in my room?

If she has found me outside, it is surely because i am eating at a resturaunt. In which case

>I'm already eating my meal for the day I don't want to go out again.

she can find a different place to talk to me.

I am not interesting, and she is not my type

>>35246985
>look around for group of snickering girls

Ask her to hold on while I look for the hidden camera

>>35246985

>"uhhhhh no thanks"
>Walk away

You can put some random laughter in there somewhere because I reflexively laugh while nervous. Also, I imagine she'd be stunned because I'm a 4/10, 5'8 manlet and she's a 10/10 goddess.

>>35246985
>That's not going to work I'm busy tonight
If they ask for another time, I'll just say we'll play it by ear. Then I break off all contact and never speak to her again.

>>35246985
HELL YEAH BABE, YOURE A REAL FUCKING QT!!! I'm putting the pegs on my bike right now, pick you up in an hour ;^}

"Na, I have some anime I want to catch up on."