Come get your (You)s and online human interaction. I'll

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I really like these things right here

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Hello
I'm very sick
Tfw no gf
Blah blah

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d-do you like my nuclear weaponry anon-chan?

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>>35246639
I do too, but I've been trying to eat less and lose weight. I could probably have one or two if I keep my calorie count low throughout the rest of the day, but I'd rather have savory meat dishes usually. Also, it looks like a Simpsons donut.

>>35246647
I'm sorry. I have a gigantic under the skin zit on my eyebrow from eating fried chicken that's putting pressure on a nerve and has been giving me a headache for the past 2 days. What are you doing to make yourself more desirable to a qt?

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Anon, what's going on in your life?

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I have an insurmountably small cock

I'm so very scared of being alone, and that's exactly what's happening.

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>>35246719
That zit sounds horrible
Right now I'm not doing anything for a qt, they won't want me either way.
I've been thinking of starting /fit/ though, gives me something *productive* to do

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>>35246674
F-fuck you. I'm part Jap. But it's okay I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

>>35246720
Have to go to the DMV and get my license renewed, but I have a conundrum. My aforementioned eyebrow zit is rather ugly and I don't want it on my picture, but I really want to get vodka for this Saturday's UFC. It's probably better for both situations to wait, and skip the vodka, as I've been trying to get in better shape.

Also, Verizon Jews randomly fucking my internet for dling shit or some other reason, idfk.

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>>35246725
That true? You gotta accept what you can't change and work with what you got.

>>35246755
It is, but I've been taking otc pain pills for it, so it's tolerable. And yes, you should get /fit/. Maybe a qt will like what she sees eventually when the situation arises. I have other things to work on myself, like getting a good haircut and escaping neetlife.

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>>35246874
Idk man. I feel like If I find a gf from my area I'll just get cheated on.
Plus I'm not attractive in the slightest so I'll have to make mad gains to make up for it.

I just want a robot gf to cuddle with.

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>>35246948
Personality, humor, and confidence can make up for that, bro. I'm a social retard normally, but I have my moments ever now and then.

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>>35246792
That sucks, anon. I just hope you lose weight in a healthy way, because I have an irrational hate towards obese people.

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Please say nice things to me.

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What I look at every night, been depressed for about a month to where I've thought of suicide and started to cut my arm. Can't fall asleep for about 1-3 hours just because of thoughts and don't want to speak to someone who was really close and special to me anymore because they've changed but it still bothers me, waiting to see if I get meds on the 7th but just want advice on how I can stop caring about her and just find a way to be happy until I can get meds since she was my coping mechanism and I just felt like she was the perfect friend for me.

>>35247540
Not OP but I bet you're a nice person who deserves good things. I believe in you!

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>>35246792
Oh, sorry for nukeposting then, japs like railguns right?

>>35247731
liar liar plants for hire

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>>35247512
I'm not in bad shape, actually pretty /fit/, I just want to be leaner and rapeable(by girls). I'm at my ideal muscle level for the most part, but would just like an ass a little joocier and a body leaner all around, since I have mild gyno.

>>35247540
You're probably a nice person by heart and have good taste in some things. Wanna describe yourself?

>>35247650
I'm sorry. I have those thoughts myself sometimes and the best friend I ever had killed herself a while ago. What do you think is your main issue with your friend, and wanting to kill yourself?

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>>35247752
Too bulky and inefficient in their current form. I didn't even like the one in the Metro series or the real life ones in youtube vids.

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i literally cannot not cum to this woman

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I have arrived to say hello to the OP and to say that these are nice threads.

I have also arrived to say that I may end up going hungry in the coming months, or have to move in with my grandmother. Neither of which I want to do.

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>>35247925
Me either. The internet has ruined me and I need to see her getting deep dicked to jerk it to her, but otherwise I can see she's super hot. I'd bust one to some fat ugly chick if she was getting a good dicking before some solo shit with someone of even Goddess level beauty.

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feels bad falls down not freedom cant justify

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I hate myself and I want to be dead, but religion and family/therapist won't let me an hero.

>>35247808
>>35247650 speaking but I'm sorry to hear about that, I can only imagine how that'd feel. But I don't know, we had a lot in common, similar interests and she helped me be more normal than I have in years. We live in different countries and she's ok with me flying and visiting her, but I just don't know. She got depressed and started hanging out with the wrong people and then she got better but she's changed and people she also considered close are starting to dislike her because of how she's acting. I've asked to speak to her about it so I can explain some things and discuss stuff with her about some stuff but she seems too busy speaking to some guy she likes now that lies about stupid things just for attention so I don't want to speak to her anymore so I have less things to worry about so I can get better easier.

TL;DR she changed for the worst and doesn't seem to care about us calling and talking so we can talk about some problems.

But with the killing myself, I know how it would affect my family and friends so I don't feel like I'll do it, but I don't know if after some time it's just going to get too much to where I don't think about them and just do it. I just thought of how being dead would be an easy way to escape all these problems I'm having. I don't really enjoy doing anything anymore so I just sit in front of my laptop doing nothing and breakdown sometimes.

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>>35247979
Are you worried about not being able to pay your bills? What is your job? I've been dumpster diving before to grocery stores and ate like a king. But I'm not a squeamish little bitchboi about eating meat and produce from the dumpster as long as it was still fresh and sealed.

Either way, I hope everything works out. Have a nice comfy story.

>>35246612
Will you be my boyfriend, OP?

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hi everyone.

>>35246639
fun fact: my first word was donut
>>35246647
sorry pal
>>35246674
yes
>>35246720
about to graduate college and i don't have a job lined up or a gf so feels sad man
>>35246725
sorry
>>35246749
me too pal
>>35246755
>>35246792
>>35246874
>>35246948
>>35247027
>>35247512
>>35247650
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>>35248123
I have nothing productive to say but here's a (You)
>>35247540
you have good taste in cute anime girls
>>35247925
i'm not sure whether to say sorry or congrats

>>35248167
You are the worst. Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing

>>35248181
which (You) are (You)? I'll give it a shot.

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>>35248072

I'm currently out of a job, in a horrible area economically, with no transportation, and probably going to lose my food stamps due to a fuck up by my caseworker (who is new at her job and improperly trained). It's literally a big string of unfortunate circumstances that hit all at the same time and with prior warning, that once again dropped when I was poised to start actually progressing and saving up money to move. Yet again. I think this is the fifth or sixth time something like this has happened parents bankruptcy, their divorce, mother's cancer, being left by a girl I thought I was going to marry, father's cancer, abandoned out of the blue by another girl as we were about to move in together, and so on. so I'm sure something will come along. But still. I'm just tired of being stuck, considering one single opportunity I passed up years ago for personal reasons.

>>35246612
Tell me your lucky numbers, daddy's going gambling. If I win, we'll split it 50/50.

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>>35248058
It sounds like the friendship went to shit and she doesn't care as much as she used to, if she ever did. You gotta do what's best for you. Also, I relate too well with not enjoying shit and just doing nothing. At least you still have enough humanity to have friends and care about them and family. IDGAF about mine honestly....

>>35248123
I would love to, but
a) We don't know anything about each other
b) I'm not gay
c) We're likely not in the same area and LDRs are impractical.

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>>35248123
Real OP here. I forgot to mention:
>such flattery
Oh, you.

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>>35248341
Oh that's alright. I was just kidding, it's not like i like you or anything, b-baka

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>>35248167
OP here, please put personalized efforts into your responses if you're gonna do this.

>>35248431
sorry. i thought people just wanted (You)s.

>>35248341
Yeah, well thanks for the talk. I hope everything gets better for you just as much as I hope for myself.

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>>35248275
That all might suck, but it's shaping you into your future self for better or worse. You can at the very least say you're experiencing life, being independent, struggling, forming romantic connections, and being close enough to people to be so hurt by them. Not trying to be an overly positive faggot, but I'd imagine that's better than a lot of people that...just experience and do nothing.

>>35248403
I'm sorry. Wanna see an old pic of my glutes to cheer you up? No homo though.

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>>35248446

It's not just about the (You)s. It's about the interaction too. (You)s are super easy to get if all you want is a (You)

>>35248167
Im kind of in the same boat. Graduating in December and have nothing ti show for it.

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>>35248534

That's true, and I would agree with you, if not for the fact that I'm going to be a wizard next year. The time for experiencing and doing nothing has passed, regardless of if that's all I can really do at the moment.

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I have zero (0) friends irl or online
all I do is go to class and work, then come home and watch twitch streams (pretend they're my friend) and refresh 4chan

>>35248662
i feel you all i do is work go home play games browse some 4chan

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>tfw the internet goes out for 3 minutes and you don't know for how long it will be out due to Verizon Jews. And you realize how empty your life is and how emotionally dependent you are on internet access.

>>35248653
Impending wizardry or not, I still stand by what I said.

>>35246725
Mines a little smol too brother. About 3incher soft, I've had a girl refuse to touch it before (I assume because of the size, still don't know for sure). Feels really bad man.

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>>35248662
Same here. Maybe I should message the couple that I added, but I doubt they'll respond.
>twitch streams
intothetrashitgoes.jpg
No, but seriously, I watch Prison Talk and James Townsend on youtube and pretend they're the mentors/older male figures I never had growing up.

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How do I stop using the internet so much? Even offline console gaming doesn't distract me enough to not get that 'i could be at my pc right now' feeling.

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>>35248828
See >>35248733. I'm def the wrong person to ask this question.

>>35248828
you dont we are all doomed to die like this

>>35247512
Hey can you link me to a website that posts Tomochan?

>>35248828
It's probably important to figure out the reasons that make you use the Internet so much.

>>35247759
Nope, it's true anon. I really do believe in you

>>35249243
If you mean the manga, I use bato.to but you need to make an account for it. If you dont want that, just google tomo-chan chapter 0.