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>>35051639
Depends on how close you are, as pretty much every physical contact.

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>>35051682
Let's say I just met her?

>>35051701
No never originally do that.

>>35051629
I know the feel, fucking kills. What did she look like?

been there 5 times

>>35051676
Reddish brown hair, milky skin with red cheeks. Her lips seemed redder because of her pale complexion. She was shorter than I am, she would be around 5'9.
Her eyes looked like they were always in on a joke.
Thanks for the support. I guess I should move on, but I'm praying for one more chance to see her. Again, thanks.

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>start welding program at 23 after being a NEET for 4 years
>got a cushy job with fun coworkers
>getting more confident because I don't feel like a lazy piece of shit all the time anymore
>getting more friends through work which in turn makes me even more confident
>started smoking weed, feels amazing man
>moving out soon
>forgot about r9k for a solid 2 weeks

i'm outta here boys, I finally made it...

>>35051811
See you soon wagecuck

>>35051488
>Yesterday I saw oneitis for first time in 4 months, he looked stunning
you better be gaybot. we dont like them roasties around here.

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>>35051488
>He

Nice bait roasty bitch

>>35051451
No,not yet, now you are one step close to leave this dommed place, good job lad

>>35051451
Yes, fuck off to normieville. Enjoy sunshine and sex you well adjusted human being.
>>35052214
You fuck off to reddit where you belong.

>>35051451
It just gets worse from that point. Im sorry for you Anon.

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I got you one better.

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Lux is cute!

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>>35051349
I took lamictal for about two years, had minimal side effects and it worked really well for me. For some horrifying reason it eventually lost its effectiveness, though, and I had to change meds.

I'm currently taking lithium, abilify, propranolol and wellbutrin for bipolar disorder type 1 and OCD. The lithium completely stopped the manic episodes (which lamictal did not). Abilify helps enormously with any hallucinations and other psychosis. Propranolol greatly reduces the tremor I have from taking lithium and abilify for years and also lowers my blood pressure, alleviates headaches and minimizes physical symptoms of anxiety. Wellbutrin has been my antidepressant for like 4 years now and while it's far from perfect, so long as I avoid alcohol it helps a ton.

I can't even list all of the meds I've tried but a word of caution:
SSRIs are the fucking devil and if you have bipolar disorder, NEVER EVER EVER take them. They can and will make you even worse.

I was forced to go to a shrink when I was a teenager for asinine reasons, but several years later my mental health actually had worsened to the point where I needed help. Spent a very long time and a lot of wasted effort on shitty shrinks trying to find someone that could help. Wasn't until I was 24 that I finally got with a good team of doctors who figured out what was wrong and what to do about it.

My ex took that shit for seizures bitch lost her mind when she was taken off of them

your dick is falling off. Might as well freeze it so it stays on forever

I've had that OP, shit sucks. Get some cream (can't suggest if i don't know your country) drink as much water as possible and avoid masturbating obviously.

Also try to avoid sugar, excess sugar is terrible for eczema.

>>35051170
Eh notna big loss you wont ever use it anyway, post that dick, I always wondered what a goblin benis looks like

>>35050998
Do you also have the problem where you can't hear anyone? I've gotten my hearing tested and its fine, maybe a mental disorder?

>>35051175
i can hear them the second after they say something which automatically results with me saying "what?" and then getting what they said

pleasr repylyp4 y okng 3t8ifakruy 0

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>>35050970
I myself still count myself very fortunate at 33, that I have never, and will never fall for the gf meme

I fuck my ''friends'' wife regularly and he doesnt know
could be worse

>>35051001
He's an idiot. Doesnt mind that i've been known to ''keep her company'' while he's at work

>>35050954
I told you about the dragon dildos
I warned you, dawg

>>35050954
can you blow your ass out from sticking shit in it?

>>35050954
how'd you manage that
teach me, master.

>>35050852
Asians have flatter faces which is more neotonic, but they also have longer faces, which is less neotonic.

>>35050852
I dunno, I been thinking they were hot since like middle school when all the gook girls would say their parents didn't want them dating whibois

I dunno, I have horrible yellow fever but manage to not creep out the asian girls at my city. I basically exclusively date and fuck them.

White women are the devil, basically asian is the only thing I can tolerate. I met a girl who does fucking euro-style sword combat as a hobby. The most interesting thing I see white women do in my city is "photography" and "hiking".

Another smart story
>take a walk, figure I'll buy some groceries one the way home
>in store I realise my wallet is at home
>only a couple of small bills
>put meat, cheese and beans in brown paper bag
>fill up with potatoes on top
>weigh it in as potatoes
>pay and leave

Prove you're smart by posting stories. You dumb fucks

>sniff my own asshole and pretend it's a girl's

>Your thread sucks and so do you

>Ardent Anaconda
Thorough planning and manlet rage are my hallmarks; ambush and blitz tactics relying on technologically augmented CQC, smoke bombs and decoys to manipulate victims into disadvantageous positions. Weak at any kind of range.

Fuck off Asuka you are worst girl

You deserved to be choked filthy whore

>>35050727
Because I don't even deserve a girlfriend.