I have always had a feeling of being more intelligent than others.
>be seven
>get in trouble for throwing rocks at girls
>tell mom they called me a nerd because I like too read (I don't)
>mom gets proud over me, being a clever boy
>she tells the girls parents that they bully me
>the girl get in trouble
>I get a special "reading room" at school where no one can bother me
>I bring books in and sit and draw spiders and stuff
Another smart story
>take a walk, figure I'll buy some groceries one the way home
>in store I realise my wallet is at home
>only a couple of small bills
>put meat, cheese and beans in brown paper bag
>fill up with potatoes on top
>weigh it in as potatoes
>pay and leave
Prove you're smart by posting stories. You dumb fucks
>sniff my own asshole and pretend it's a girl's