>tfw you will never be the nerd outcast with a big dick
>tfw you will never fuck with the qt girls of your classroom because they wanna take your big dick
15 cm here, feels bad
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>>35105333
7 cm here. What's your problem exactly with 15cm?
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>>35105333
>15 cm
dude that's like 6 inches
You're average
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>texting a girl from OKC for a month
>planned to meet with up with her this weekend
>radio silence whole week.
How can silence hurt so much?
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Speak softly and carry a big stick
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>>35105285
You lucky, my guy.
Okstupid is a cesspool of cray cray/single moms fux for DEM beta bux
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>tfw roll up the rim to win
going on 12 wins so far after buying only 3 coffees, i'm basically set for the rest of the month
whats your haul looking like my fellow canadians?
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0-9 just
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i want the car
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>>35105255
I must have used up all my luck last year because fuck me ive lost almost everytime
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Is NEETbux a real thing? I know that you can get money if you're disabled, but if there's nothing "wrong" with you can you get NEETbux anyway?
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>>35104952
In canada it's called employment insurance or "pogey". I clear about 1900 bucks every month on mine. Good until July but I start landscaping again in April.
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>>35104999
>I clear about 1900 bucks every month on mine
What the hell? That's more money than if you actually had a job.
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>>35105044
yeah it is. and i work for cash insulating houses on top of that. i actually take home around 4 to 4.5k a month in the winter.
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>tfw you're actually good looking but you see threads about people losing their virginity every day you're you're still a KHV
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Stanley looks cute here.
>would bf
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>>35104855
Don't be sad, you can still rape someone. Or just go to the shittiest club, get drunk as shit and shag a slut in a dirty toilet.
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I've gotta give it to Stanley here. He's got a nice head of hair and he can grow a good beard.
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Just stab me in the heart please
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>>35104636
I don't need to be here anymore but I am afraid to be IRL
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Sometimes I want to replace some of my skin with some transparent material so my meat could be seen.
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>>35105662
You mean, like this?
aaa
>tfw shy extrovert
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>read girl's dating profile
>"introverted extrovert"
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>>35104682
that doesnt make any sense though
introvert - get energy from being alone
extrovert - get energy from people
shy - nervous around new people
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>>35104617
>horrendous rectangle-body
Anonymous
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Barbara Palvin appreciation thread
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>get fit
no Babs gf
>go to university
no Babs gf
>get a Masters
no Babs gf
>get a phd
no Babs gf
>become a 4chan loser
got a Babs waifu
Is this better then real life? Who is your waifu?
Is there anything else you get out of bed in the morning for than your waifu?
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>>35104505
her lips seem a bit wide
i know i'm criticizing a victoria's secret model, but when you're choosing a waifu on the internet, you got to realize you've got options
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>>35104710
>when you're choosing a waifu on the internet, you got to realize you've got options
wow! wanna become bffs?
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hello everyone
the picture isn't related
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>>35104402
>having that picture in the first place
faggot fuck
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I can tell this is the DC metro because of the "Fox 5 New" poster.
I'm going on it tomorrow.
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>>35104402
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THAT 1 TRAIN!
t. former bxfag!
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Alright anons, so this is a story (true story) from when I was 9 years old.
>be 9 years old
>be me
>be autist shut-in, no friends, reading old novels to feel smart
>read some book about a group of kids who use esoteric magick to save the world
>start believing in ghosts, spirits, etc
>a few weeks pass
>get into Googling pictures of naked women, put my dick inbetween my upper thighs and squeeze
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>start experiencing bisexual tendencies and feels
>fantasize constantly about a firm, hard, purple dick
>One night....hear noises coming from my attic
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>hear it again a few nights later
>legitimately spooked
>see a horror movie a few days later
>has a feminine ghost boy with a bowl cut
>dick is diamonds
>start picturing ghost boy with bowl cut whenever masturbating
>squeeze dick in between thighs, rub legs together
>clear, translucent cum comes out
>think it's ectoplasm, and that ghosts are communicating to me
>later that night, hear the noises from my attic again
>think ghost boy is real, and in my attic (think all ghosts look the same, so movie ghost is the same as attic ghost)
>get a boner, want ghost boy to dominate my asshole
>go upstairs
>get naked
>shut the door to the attic behind me
>lay down on the floor, spread my legs, place feet on a table in the attic, and whimper in the most autistic voice imaginable: "come to me, i want to be with you, pierce me....please" amongst other shit
>waiting for ghost boy to penetrate me
>nothing happens
>keep trying throughout the night anyways
>eventually give up....go downstairs, rub one out to ghost boy, and sleep.
>wake up the next morning
>parents talking about rats in the attic
>they had set up a night vision camera (widescreen, "panoramic") to find where the rats' hole/hiding place during daytime was
>parents turn on camera, fast forward it at 4X speed, agree that mom will watch for first two hours, dad will watch for next two, until about 16 hours of film are gone through.
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PART 2:
>dad leaves room
>me quietly eating cereal at table, unable to get up, unable to stop eating for fear that mom will notice how red I am
>suddenly, me waltzing in attic comes on screen.
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>mom pauses it
>watches in horror
>mfw
>I run out of house screaming in embarrassment >go to park, don;t care if parents called cops
>legitimately consider running away
>stay in park for a whole day
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I stayed there until midnight. I turned myself into the cops, and my parents were deathly shocked and glad I was back.
>mfw mom never told dad about what happened
>finally caught the rats
>mom never looked at me the same way again
Even today, when I think back to that time, I make these weird smiles and facial expressions just trying my best to forget, to eliminate thought from mind.
This is the only place I feel safe sharing it.
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cont anon good cliffhanger
(mr worf, fire)
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Sometimes when I am at work I will get a flashback.....and make these cringey faces or blurt out random words.
There is a lot of race baiting going on right now.
but it all boils down to people defending roasties.
>muh pure asian roasties
>muh tradition white roasties
this pathetic behavior is pathetic even to roasties.
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Well then you can show yourself out, desu.
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>>35104098
>there are people here who are to unintelligent too realize 2D is superior and 3D is unimportant
Such a shame.
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>Tfw too intelligent too fall for the 2D girl meme
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>tfw this morning I got my dick sucked by a dude
>tfw he brutally fingered then fucked my ass and it felt awesome (safe sex faggots)
>tfw i made a huge cummie
>tfw he left right afterward
I'm 100% no homo but there's no denying gay sex is top tier.
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If you don't agree ur a faggot!
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end yourself fucking faggot
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>>35104091
>>35104224
Your thread gave me cancer
Saged
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ITT: We post Dishcord servers
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Here's mine:
https://discord.gg/gWXJ6kM
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.Bump bump. booperty. boop bumber.......
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https://discord.gg/QzePa
Lonely guys with a good music taste.
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https://discord.gg/AaxvFmN
join please we're kinda quiet but we would like more people
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none of your online beta orbiters were white or black boys anyway, Stacey....
white guys online to Stacey
>"bitch your life is EASY MODE! KYS"
black guys online to Stacey
>"damn girl you fine yo what that mouf do?"
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>>35103973
>damn girl you fine yo what that mouf do
Do niggers unironically say this?
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>>35105242
no, it's a meme. Most niggers are pretty good at getting girls, Chad tier even.They know they'd be laughed at for saying something so stupid.
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Is the white female officially obsolete?
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>>35103783
The white female ? Oh those who I see on books !
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>>35103783
Jewish much?