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Hey /r9k/, I have a dilemma. It involves a girl I met online a few weeks ago. This girl and I became friends because we shared a lot of the same interest anime, video games and art. She's a really sweet girl and really cute but she is way too fucking clingy. She messages me every damn day to talk. I don't know if this is how "normies" act but I don't like it. How do I politely tell her not to bother me so much?
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Fucking easy m8, just ignore her, like I ignore my problems
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>>35109339
just ghost her. that's what I do
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>>35109438
I'm been doing this week.
She literally posted "hey" 3 times in a row.
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>you need to make a move quick so she doesn't go to someone else
So what's the point if she even considers going for someone else?
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this actually fucking ruins me i think about it all the time
>will never find a gf without being paranoid
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That's one of the reasons I stopped playing into the dating game
If I ever find a soulmate, then I will pursue her forever, yet confident that she would not go to anyone but myself in the end
If I don't find a soulmate, that's fine too. I won't force romantic love.
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>do it too quick and you look desperate and blow your chance
>do it too late and she moves on
It's all luck. Can't win.
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>tfw you WEREN'T the invisible kid in school
You invisible kids had it easy. I tried so fucking hard to stay out of sight and not bother anyone, but people still went out of their way to mess with me. I had an acquaintance who did heaps of autistic shit but no one batted an eye to him so why was I singled out when I even kept my "loser" hobbies to myself?
I just wanted to be normal, unseen..
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I think the invisible kid is normie bullshit
If you show any deviation from normie behaviour they will bully you relentlessly, same thing happened to me
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i know that feel, in middle school someone made a rumor that i sucked someone's dick. i talked to someone years later the person said o your the one who sucked anon dick. i just ignored it since i haven't seen him for almost three years. i saw him at a company picnic.
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>>35108628
Maybe in middle school and below
But in high school, I can confirm that being an invisible ghost that spent every lunch in the library by myself was a superbly comfy experience. 10/10 would do again.
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>update
>no new posts
>this thread has been archived
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here's a you
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>>35108587
The amount of (You)s you posted shows you where the one who was making non-original comments
Though OP is still a (You)
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>I can't even fit in with the lowest
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Sup /r9k/, i have a problem. Usually when i fart, no sound at all comes out, even though the stench is pretty strong. But the problem is not the smell, but the sound. Sometimes it makes a sound, and its not like your typical comedy-movie sound, but a softer soprano-like sound. that is not really a problem, because i don't fart that often and when i fart only a small percentage of that actually makes a sound.
the problem is when i poop. because when you poop your fart sound is always loud enough for people to hear. and i have to poop at work, i do an eight hour shift, so pooping at work is inevitable. but when i poop the fart sounds are girly fart sounds, and it is a large bathroom in a large company, so there is always atleast another person in the bathroom and i worry they are listening to my girly fart sounds.
right now i'm pooping in a coffe-shop with a single person bathroom around the corner, but it's a hassle to buy and drink a coffe just so i can use the bathroom. I thought of getting a 6 hour shift so i can do my pooping at home, but no one on the company has a 6 hour shift, so i would need some excuse. I need help. do you guys have that problem? how can I get manly farts when i poop, or, better yet, no sounds at all when i poop.
thanks
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bump. i need help with farts
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Use your hand to spread your ass cheeks/hole to produce only a "whooosh" sound
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>>35108558
why haven't I just ended it yet
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Do you ever get the feeling? Happens mostly when listening to nostalgic music oh also
>mfw
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You'll never get younger
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>>35108415
I don't know. I don't feel anything anymore whatever happy or sad.
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Looking in the mirror.
Oregon
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Does anybody else gain weight on purpose here? I can't be the only one.
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>>35108414
i'd still fuck you in any of those
that being said you're dying, lose weight fatass
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>>35108414
left is perfection
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>>35108414
you're body was disgusting to begin with so I don't see a problem
contrary to what /fit/ likes to believe, genetics really are everything
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How do I get schizophrenia? I need an excuse.
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you don't. end of thread
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Smoke meth everyday
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>>35108391
excessive drug use, not just garden variety experimenting, go way past that.
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Just watched all of Kodomo no Jikan guys. How far gone am I now?
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everyone has watched that newfag
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>>35108352
Don't be a dick
Ori
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>sperg from steam is messagings me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Peaa
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you're a literal nobody. LMAO kill yourself shitface
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Why would anyone even talk to anyone on steam? Serious question.
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>>35108449
maybe it's because they aren't total losers like you?
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Robots what are some worst insults that will make anyone cry?
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I've never been upset by an insult in my life
Make me cry /rk9/
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>>35108203
btch u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl fuck outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch
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>>35108272
you won't be having consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands with the one you love
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Who /chadbotfeels/ here?
>Banned from tinder for getting too many matches
>Woman grabbed my ass on the train today
>mom tried to rape me again
>had to ban more ugly chicks from commenting on my Facebook/following me on twitter
>social anxiety was acting up at my house party
>got a little depressed the other day when my hair was messy
>femanon fwb said she loved me after I dumped a load in her
>one of my girlfriends is getting too clingy
>fembots keep trying to add me on skype
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i guess you can make literally anything sound depressing if you really tried.
> i just inherited 100 billion dollars but i'm still not getting any younger.
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you should post pics of your mom.
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>>35108090
It's mad annoying
I tried to give a fembot a robot's contact and she kept trying to talk to me instead.
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>turned down more girls (4) than I've asked out (0)
>still KHV
>but have house, car, am
fit and probably a solid 7/10 and don't smell like putrid garbage and have horrible hygeine
Don't know if I belong here.
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art thou a virgin?
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>>35108084
first your picture of your body
second, admit that you need to work on your personality/ need to approach women
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all i've done is turn down girls and self-destroy in autistic bouts. i don't know why. but it's still called being a failed normie. you're not chad. so do you want to belong here? or do you have actual interests, like even just video games you're good at, to identify with?
can you at least shitpost well? then you'll get the bullet long after the camwhore worshippers, gays, """"fembots"""", etc. until then no one's stopping you.
>he doesn't take 5-htp before fapping
It's like you don't want an extra intense and comfy orgasm
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5 gum? tell me about 5 gum.
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>>35108095
5 gum is okay. It last a reasonable amount of time for the price you pay and usually does the job of making your breath smell fresh. Spearmint is the best flavor.
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Anyone become terrified over what it would've been like to be in your teens or twenties during a time the internet was yet to be widespread?
Example:
>want to troll somebody for their religious beliefs
>have actually to say it to their face
So much nope right there.
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>>35108023
That's actually not true. People still did it plenty via scrawling hateful messages all over their houses when they weren't looking
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>>35108023
I went to a catholic high school before the internet was widespread and I was that huge fedoralord that always argued with the religion teacher and annoyed the rest of the class
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>>35108023
People like you either conformed or were culled from society eventually so all in all it was probably better back then.