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>>35244505
>Drinking 6/7 days a week

step it up

>tfw tenth decile for the last 5 years

When well i die, already?

>>35244607
>there went my reasons to quit

since I'll survive for now anyway, cheers buddy.

>>35244495
Pretty sure you have like Antisocial Personality Disorder or Asperger's Syndrome.

>>35244530
I don't have aspergers and I don't match any symptoms of ASPD
I don't know why this is happening to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xro-zLsToJI

You just reminded me of the polyp commercial. You really should go to the doctor OP, would suck if something happened horrible happened to you. It's a normal thing, don't be embarrassed

>mom found the dildo diverticulum

What is an anal polyp, anon?
I would love to learn from you.

No because you're a meme.

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>tfw my ARK GF turned out to be 15-16

women having just as difficult of a time getting in bed with other women as you?

not physically

>Anyone here a diagnosed autist or aspie trying to make it along side NTs?

To some extent, I don't care what they think about me. They will always view me as fucking Rainman no matter how much I try to "prove" myself. So fuck them. I just wish I could convince my emotional side to follow suit.

>>35244731
Honestly I don't interact with anyone but I'm still trying to be more than a shut in. Most of the autistic kids I grew up with on the short bus just live at home and jack off all day so I'm glad I'm doing something.

that shouldn't be hard to obtain

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>>35244261
>tfw fat chicks have rejected you
feels bad man

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>>35244315
spray yourself with boiled sugar liquid and it will attract them like flies

>>35244052

I can tell you just from her composure that that girl is older than 12 years.

T. definitely not a pedophile.

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>>35244052
good thing I'm only attracted to old men

A ok in Mexico and Vatican city go fuck yourself OP

>>35243816
The Hero Destroyed
That should be your first album cover.

metallica, cause you know, copyright infraglement

>>35243816
Welsh Wetdream.

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>>35243809
me on middIe

>>35243809
Lakers girls photos are the best

>>35243647
You're doing god's work anon, keep at it and makes us proud

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>>35243647
I hate normies and wish they'd all die desu

Went to the movies instead with friends. I'm not fucking paying $75, just to listen to loud shit music.

>>35243636
i didn't even know we had a prom. no one talked about it the four years of high school and wasn't advertised

Snuck alcohol in and got stupid drunk with all my other single buddies

Yes.
Fuck off.
Original post

Probably not m8 its a sad world we're heading into

Women are stupid creatures as a whole, yeah. But that doesn't mean lots of men are much smarter, anon.

aaahhhhhhhhhh kill me lads
I spent fucking $60k on a degree I didn't even finish
tfw brainlet
tfw forever poor
tfw didn't even get the college experience out of it

>>35243432
What kept you from finishing it?

>>35243451
I failed too many classes and got put on academic probation. the debt and stress to continue was too much for me so I gave up. honestly I was lucky to get through the first two years anyway.

>>35243385
How about you feel devilish bouncing on my dick

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>>35243385

>implying it's not easy to get a girlfriend

>Go to thread with anon desperately looking for a job
>Tell him it's easy, just be like Chad

Well, give us the deets

You're boring and nobody likes you.

>>35243166
I guess it was a thank you gift for doing my best to help the person with some shit, which was pretty fun in itself and I'd never expect compensation for it, but I got it anyway. It might be a trivial bauble, but it made me one happy motherfucker and I will treat it as one of my most prized possessions. I mean if somebody had told me this could actually happen to me a mere few months ago, I would have never believed them.

>>35243337
One day for sure something nice will happen to you too