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Robots would you date a girl if she had two huge external hemorrhoids on her ass?
I-I-I'm asking for a friend.
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I'd like to nibble on your hemmies, honey. kik?
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>>35292195
no get it fixed
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>>35292389
girls literally have guys who want to suck on their hemorrhoids. girls cannot be robots.
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>He uses music to express his emotions
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>>35292173
What if he listens to Death Grips?
He couldn't be a nigger loving faggot wouldn't he?
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>he has emotions other than narcissistic cynicism and materialism as filler for the empty void in his soul.
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>>35292173
Shut the fuck up bitch. You are literally jealous because I have the soul of an artist. And I don't use music to express myself, I use music to dictate my feelings. At least get it right you bitch.
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>play Overwatch and meet a girl that is good at the game
>friend her because I want to get a good group for comp.
>She accepts the friend inv HellYeahMakinFriends.jpeg
>next day ask if she wants to play
>She says yes, in a few
>Go to take a shower
>Get back and she has defriended me
Wtf. All I wanted to do is play vidya games with her. What did I do wrong?
Pic related I guess
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She was probably Jewish
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>>35292100
It's because she's a girl anon.
When will you ever learn that?
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>tfw no Zarya gf
Why live bros?
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https://discord.gg/2ETB4GU
Fembot Discord lads. Join if you're a female (girl or male) robot and talk about fembot feels.
NO NORMIES
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shitty server - swagstika
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>>35292166
fuck you cutoff prevention
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Bumporinos
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>Normie classmate/coworker/whoever grabs your phone and opens your browser to look up something.
>see's this board
You have to respond to her, quick! How do you explain?
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>>35292015
>There is a stock photo if this
They've thought of everything
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>>35292049
Yes, yes they have.
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>>35292049
Yeah they really have
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>be really tall
>walking near workplace late at night
>guy comes up to me
>"you know I wouldn't mind banging an amazon"
>stare at him for a few seconds
>point and laugh really hard
>see the joy drain from his face while he feels shorter than ever before
How do your manlet interactions go?
What funny things do you see manlets doing?
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>>35292012
>too tall to get laid
>friendly gentleman offers to fill that gap in your life
>crush him emotionally
You're a scumbag
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Daily reminder that making fun of/discriminating someone for their height is the same as discriminating someone for their color of skin. Changing the color of your skin or your height is very expensive and risky
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I am one
Life is suffering
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What are they laughing about?
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>he wanted to play Magic with me, but he didn't know that Artifact Lands aren't tournament legal
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>>35292006
weakness and inferiority
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>>35292006
>I lack a strong sense of morals and values
TEEHEE ME TOO STACEY
Is it true that in burgerland they add hormones into tap water to make people grow faster?
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>>35291902
Nah, they add high fructose corn syrup instead.
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Idk, but the FBI is right here watching 4chan 24/7 so let's ask them. So what's the story, FBI? is this true?
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they add fluoride. it fucks with your thyroid because your body substitutes shitty fluoride for high quality iodine (same column of periodic table).
when you thyroid gets fucked... everything else isn't far behind.
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>he has artwork of Elesh Norn someplace in his room
>he has jerked off to Elesh Norn
>he got his girlfriend to dress up as Elesh Norn for Halloween or for a convention
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>>35291901
thats lissandra from lol
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>>35291901
>he doesnt clean the house
>he doesnt cook
>he doesnt know how to fix a car
>he can't protect me
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>shorter than me
>watches porn
My only standards yet no man can meet them. Guys have it too easy.
Why do a lot of you people seem to think that your life is fucked when you're only around your early twenties?
You're still coming out of the very awkward phase of teens, which is shit for you, but now is the time where you'll probably slowly break out of this life and way of thinking and move onto actually getting a social life if you play your cards right.
You'll get more experiance, more life, and before you know it you'll be just a regular person. For real.
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>>35291841
>probably
You should probably fuck off.
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This bullshit is only in America. You're trying to lengthen childhood / adolescence.
I'm 25 and I'm already making 75k with benefits in the oil industry. In 10 years I'll be making far more in more senior positions.
If you faggots just got off your asses and quit blaming the roasties for all your problems you could actually do something with your lives
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>>35291841
Thanks buddy I appreciate the good words
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>90 word essay due tonight
>I haven't even started yet
UNI fucking sucks you guys how can they expect us to do all this? How on earth did I get tricked this bad.
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>90 words
Nigga I'll do it for you.
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>5 word essay due for thesis in 2 years
This is fucking unbelievable. How are you suppose to have time for anything
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>2 word essay due in 16 years
Seriously, how the fuck do all students not fucking hang themselves?
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>just ordered a pizza
>it's 19.78
>paying with a $20 bill
Should i ask for my change back? I dont want to be a TipCuck
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>paying $20 for a single pizza
you don't deserve advice
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>>35291871
He deserves my dick tbqh
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>>35291783
>Deliver food for a living
>My boss literally tells me to not keep change so i can cuck people out of their money
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How does r9k get beyond the crippling depression caused by knowledge that you will never live life with your oneitis?
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Oneitis is cuck shit. Any self respecting robot wouldn't have one
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> oneitis
> as a 20 something at the minimum cutoff for what belongs on this board
> with ever having an 'oneitis' being an arguable disqualifier for robothood
???
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or often no refractory period
>the clitoris has twice the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one tenth the size
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penisfags BTFO
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>>35291693
Wow this list has really shrunk since last time
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>>35291693
They're also incredibly short and weak.
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Hi everybody, I have problem: I identify as being the same gender as Griffith in berserk or Johann Liebert in Monster would be (a man with a feminine/suggestive behavior).
In my life I have attracted more guy(manly ones) than girl. They make me feel wanted and I like that but I don't feel like taking the cock, I have never looked at gay porn and I am not sexually attracted to the male body. Also homosexuality feels kind of absurd to me. I like boobs and pussy but women aren't assertive/intimidating enough to me. So I don't really know what does it for me(low libido). Any other hetero feminine guy here? How is your love life? What kind of girls attract you? (pics are appreciated)
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I'm a femanon and I love feminate guys, but they are always gay. I would happily bully you.
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>>35291654
Hey I know there is some of you here. Or maybe you don't know yet.
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>>35291845
kek what do you identify as? Tomboy?