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>Tfw you despise niggers,

I did my best to try and like Black people but they make it impossible to do with their personalities and general aggression mainly American blacks are the worst.

They act racist to pretty much everyone who isn't Black (keep ganging up on me and me paki) but then have the gall to keep playing the race card.

I've even seen some niggers insulting another nigger for studying.
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Don't worry they'll be gone by 2020
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>>35312026
Is there a plan I don't know about?
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>>35311919
>paki 'friend'
kill yourself

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Pls help I'm insanely in love with my best friend and idk what the fuck to do I'm a solid 8.5/10 who dresses like a xanax addicted mac demarco and she's fucking perfect. We talk about each other's sex lives all the time but I don't think she's into me at all. I've probably been subconsciously into her for like the past 3 years but only recently have I noticed. HELP

>inb4 reeee Chad leave

Pls r9k help me save my life I feel like if nothing ever happens I will never love anyone else my entire life and will constantly think about her
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ask her out

originaldo
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>>35311945
What if she's like "wtf we're just friends dude"
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>>35311874
If you guys already talked about sex with each other and none of you made a move than she's not into you bro

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Stop expecting me to tell you what you should already know.
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Cease observing pornographic content
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>>35312604
why would I do that if the void left by abandoning porn won't be filled?

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Would you be willing to transition your son into a cute girl as to save him from the same fate you suffered?
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Maybe, but he(she) may end up raped in the ass (by me) when it's fully converted.
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>>35311988
nice... continue on...
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>>35311988
be sure to share anon

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>Wake up
>2500 calories for breakfast
>400 calorie snack
>1500 calories for lunch
>300 calorie snack
>2000 calorie dinner
>1000 calorie binge around midnight
>450lbs 5'5"
JUST
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How are you even alive? I can barely eat 1.5k a day
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>>35311857

>tfw stomach large enough for an xl pizza, a big burger, fries, cchucken nuggers, and 2l softdrink

I don't feel satiated when eating. I have extreme appetite right until my stomach is so full I feel sick.
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>>35312321
it's called leptin resistance, anon, I have it too. I plan on going keto for a full month, then just stop eating until I get to my desired goal, then start eating keto again, slowly adding carbs back. I hope to lose 40 kg till mid summer this way

Would you hang out with these girls r9k?
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>>35311806
>dubstep
You must be trolling.
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Sex, Drugs, & THESE DUBS
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>>35311806
Would go for the fatty, who will reject me for not being chad

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>Enter your room
>"Take this, big bro!"
Wat do?
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>>35311785
What's even the point of these threads? Fuck off
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>>35311785
cunt punt

orig
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too low in content my ass

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Where did the fear of having a girl get blacked come from? Is it really because of porn or is it irrational?
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>>35311748
Having a chance that you'd be cucked out of your offspring and your genes not be passed on. A man of your race could hide that fact but a black child would have you become the laughing stock of your community. Also the BBC meme leads to men thinking they can no longer please a woman who has had her deepest parts explored by cock bigger than theirs.
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We've always had this fear since we started going around the blacks and then enslaving them those slave owners were also worried about their loved ones getting blacked
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White people see brown races as inferior, so them getting to mate with their woman kinda mind fucks them.

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What is some real hobbies I can do to feel slightly less miserable?
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politics? read about philosophie...aristotle, plato e.g.
Learn stuff, basically everything that's usefull without a society is great. Like building huts in the mud.
If you really want to improve your self worth, do self-defence like (german) ju-jutsu
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>>35311726
Draw cute furries
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>>35312339
>>35312363

either one of these should fix you up, OP

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Semi-newfag here, what the fuck does the thread watcher do?
Started browsing 4chan a few months ago but already got the jist of it.
WHAT DOES THE THREAD WATCHER DO?
Asking for a friend
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>>35311723
FUCK off

Origami Mr mohami
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allows you to only use one tab

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Why do people say fast food tastes bad? It tastes fucking delicious to me. Do I not have a "perfect taste palate" or something? How do I get better taste? Do I eat "better" foods? One time my parents dragged me to a fancy restaurant, a place where I had to wear a fucking suit or they wouldn't let me in, and the burger and fries there didn't taste much better than the ones at any fast food restaurant. It costs like, a 100 times more too, which is bullshit and would have pissed me off but I didn't have to pay for it.
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>>35311704
>Why do people say fast food tastes bad?

They're trying to sound cool
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>>35311704
Of course it tastes "good".It's ungodly amounts of fat and salt. Your monkey brain gets literally addicted to this shit and it changes your brain chemistry. Fat people call it "comfort food" . There are no interesting flavors going on. Just Fat Salt and of course Sugar.

At McDonalds the "Meat" is literal garbage, flavored fat paste that has to be cleaned with amonia.

I had food that made me almost cry at 3 star restaurants.

What Restaurants do you consider "fancy" that still serves Burgers and Fries? Why Would you still order that at a good Restaurant.
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>>35312167

So it doesn't really taste good, my brain just thinks it tastes good so... what's the difference?

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ITT: post the grossest thing you did today

I vigorously scratched my scalp with my long ass nails for about 30 minutes. I periodically scraped the dead skin from beneath my nails and put it in a little pile. Ended up with a nice quarter sized mound.
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Picture now!
I did this a lot as a kid.
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>>35311534
Well? Don't just look at it, eat it.
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>>35311534
>Do this every day, even at work
>Except I eat it
>mfw I pull a nice solid flake out, running it down a strand of my hair before putting it on my tongue
>mfw that soft, slight crunch

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select all street signs
>select all street signs
select all store fronts
>select all store fronts
select all street signs
>select all street signs
select all store fronts
>select all store fronts
could not connect to the recaptcha server
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>not using legacy captcha
?????dumbfrogposter????
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>>35311493
How do you use the legacy captcha? I don't see any option...
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>>35311554
anon, please. Do we really gotta spoonfeed you everytime like your mummy?

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Gosh Anon, you're such a fat, ugly, greasy, smelly, small cock having LOSER! I HATE YOU!
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>caring about cock size
dropped lol
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>literally unironically at a target starbucks
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b-but I voted for Hillary

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>he showers with soap

Why don't you guys just use a Himalayan pink salt bar. Get rid of all that deodorant and shit. This will remove the bacteria on you skin but leave your sexy man musk that drives women crazy.
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>>35311426
>that drives women crazy.
I take no advice on women from anyone on /r9k/?
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>>35311467
Well just think of all the pheromones you remove from your skin with and cover ip with deodorants everyday. No wonder girls aren't attracted to you.
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>>35311426
I like smelling like a woman. :)

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