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>>35312573
Search online dating sites anon.

>>35312573
Every single robot i've met on here has had a huge personality flaw. Not sure what mine is yet, but you don't want a robot gf it'll make your life worse.

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>>35312573
Why would anyone want a robot gf?
I want a fun nice liberal friendly girl I can love.

Can I pm u through something anon?

>>35312751
Just ask me here. This isn't reddit

>>35312782
Are u /fit/?
Rate urself?
I'm a neet and don't socialize much

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>>35312504
fuck veggies and fuck you. they taste like shit and make me want to vomit

I am the vege table!

>>35312504
what if most vegetables make me sick in my stomach, making me feel like I'm poisoned? especially the leafy stuff

It's over for you. You will never achieve happiness.

>>35312409
The next logical step is suicide.
Can you feel it, closing in on you?

I hope you like the outside of the shops

Literally an anime loli with big boobs

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>>35312381
either or really

>>35312381
if I could be everything I obviously would choose something completely OP like a shinigam/9tailed-fox.
otherwise simply a good looking woman.

>>35312366
Yes ofcourse, I'm still virgin and I would save it for the both of us till marriage. I'd rather take the chance and be betrayed by her than losing it. If I could date such a girl, I'd be the happiest man alive.

sure. we are all virgins, another 4 years is not a problem, right?

>tfw joined a church just for this reason.

Can't have a solo date unless you're both super serious about it. Even then there's no touching.

When you get engaged it's still a case of restricted/chaperoned dating with no touching until you're married.

But once you're married everything is fine unless you're shitting/pissing on each other or other super kinky stuff. Contraceptives are encouraged until you're ready to commit to raising children.

I can understand the arguments for and against. Obviously the system briefly outlined above is rooted in a particular application of Christian theology and is great for fitting those needs.

A lot of the churches in my church are total qts and potential marriage material for me. Not sure if I'd be comfortable committing to that though as I don't actually believe in the stuff and my wife almost certainly would.

>>35312335
>robit having sex
How much did you pay, and how many dollars are you in debt?

>>35312335
Was he cute?? o.~

>>35312335
It's incredibly easy to be positive when feeling good. Fuck you.

>>35312283
You cant even enjoy movies and music under Islam. Fuck off.

>>35312323
If it hurts the normies it's good

I don't fuck random bitches or go to clubs and I still think islam should be wiped from the face of the earth. It will someday. All your shit cult does is destroy everything they get near.

2nd part:
When I wasn't meditating, I would read my psychology textbook and online tutorials on character creation for stories, all to give me more and more tools to work with in making her. I went to far as to use one of my notebooks to write detailed descriptions of her, adding up to I think 20 pages in the end. After doing this for a week, I began to see some progress. She seemed fully fleshed out to me already, and I could easily visualize my tulpa in her entirety even without meditating. I began to spend less time on creating her and more time in talking to her. Whenever she'd appear, I would always smell that scent of vanilla and sweetness as I imagined her to smell like. It allowed me to have a stronger mental grasp of her. I began to talk out loud about my day, what movies I've watched on Netflix, what I'm learning in classes, everything. She wouldn't talk much, preferring me to do the talking. What she did say in that soft pleasant voice I made for her was "I see" or "That's interesting." She would always just stare at me, smiling in that kind but enigmatic way. I could multitask with her around now, while I'm doing laundry, making dinner, surfing on the Internet, she's always right beside me watching what I'm doing. I decided to name her Aya, seeing as she should have a name by now. Eventually my talks became much more personal, discussions changed from talking about some new planet discovered to my sadness over losing my friends, and my fear of disappointing my parents. I noticed around this time something different about her. Her smile became more vague, her responses were still rare but became more intelligent, and her eyes became more... Knowing? Aware? I'm not sure what exactly had happened, but what I know is she seems to becoming more and more like a person, a person I've told more about my personal life than my own parents.

3rd part:
One day, 3 weeks later in the long break, Aya began asking me questions. What food I like, what my favorite color was, my favorite star. I always enthusiastically answered her, excited to see my creation grow more and more. Everything seemed fun and nice, until my cousin died in a drunk driving crash. He was always very close with my family, and was one of the few friends I had outside of high school. I visited my mother and father to attend his funeral, and Aya was right there next to me the whole time. She was in the passenger seat of my car on the way home, just watching me drive. When we got home, she began asking me about my cousin, my childhood, and I decided if I was going to open up to one person, it would be her. Soon Aya began asking darker and darker questions, things about my fears, anxieties, insecurities. It almost began to feel like a therapy session with her.

4th part:
This is when my situation starts. A week or two after his funeral, I decided to get some fresh air to get out of the crushing routine of my house. As I was getting dressed, Aya told me not to go. She looked different somehow, her eyes seemed darker and her presence seemed less inviting. I asked her why, and she began to tell my I don't belong out there. She started to use all of my insecurities and fears against me, remembering with perfect memory every single one I told her, all in such a calm voice. Let's just say afterwards, I really, really didn't want to go outside. As I was sitting on the couch, stunned from her speech and trying not to cry, she began to hug me. I never really touched her before, thinking my hand would just go through her, but it turned out she felt real, solid. And very cold. I felt goosebumps across my arms as she hugged me, and I began to regret my decision in telling her so many things. Now she won't let me leave the house, easily able to hit me in my weakest emotional spots I never knew I had with just her words, leaving me crumpled on the floor sobbing. Now she pressures me to keep telling her more and more of my secrets and insecurities, and she always knows if I lie to her. She even slapped me once with her cold hand when I lied about if I ever contemplated suicide. She always follows me around the house to see what I'm doing, so I have to type this secretly in a narrow closet where she can't appear. I hope. I might be becoming schizophrenic, I don't know what to do.

>>35312157
Only if she wants to take my brain out and put an old white guys brain in there.

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just be yourself anon
originally

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>>35312157
That nigger is so fucking ugly

>>35312052
omg THIIIlllCCCCCCCC

>>35312052
>ywn have a thicc country leader
JUST

AHG,,,,,,,i`m fuckn cummin

>>35312043
no because this is a place for robots not normies

r9k doesn't go outside so no

>>35312038
Lyrics:
I only needed a soul
To share to kiss and to hold
But only found this dark hole

Someone unbearably cold

And though I tried to reach through
tried to see what makes you you
You closed all windows and doors
Saw me for only my flaws

They say that time heals all wounds
I can't say from what I've
seen that its true
Regrets and pain follow you
Until there's no one to help
and nothing you can do

And if my dreams would come true
I'd be there looking at you
And as you start to undo
I'll hold a mirror to you

My only solace is this
You'll never feel such a kiss
You'll never know what you missed
You'll never experience true bliss

no but this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYP76ZCJMCQ

Alcohol is in my veins...
Tears fall as I think of you.
The true memory you left me with
is a key to the wine of melancholy.

I drown myself in the deepest of sorrows-
As you Burned on that stake they burnt
my soul as well.
Your pure feelings, your flaming hate;
it was not enough.

Natassja, my beloved satanic witch,
The power in your eyes and yourself.
Worked for the noble in man.
Pass the bottle, pass the knife,
Pass me your unholy crafts.

I shall never forget you, the best
of all there is, I lick your cold lips,
I embrace your coffin as I sigh in woe.
You never kissed the priest, you never
Drank the blood of jesus. Weird, they say -
well, turn it upside down like you did,
and they kill, kill, and they take you away...

Now, centuries later, I do yours and my sign.
You live in me, like you moved in with my soul.
Your resurrection is the spirit of you -
Installed in me. So now, your thoughts
and your pains are my wine; and Natassja:
I'll get these goddamn angels drunk...

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1/4th of your life is already over

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>>35312017
no. no. no it is not.

>tfw 50% there
just 35 more years and it'll be over

get a Squier Classic Vibe Tele

>>35311943
Vintage v100 is pretty good and comes in lefty.
Sounds great but weighs a ton.

>>35311943
get good amp otherwise it will sound bad anyway