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>broke my ancient 160GB clickwheel ipod one last time after dropping it on the floor one last time
mmm that sucks but at least I can listen to some music on my phone and play some vidy-
>dropped my phone on the ground and broke it today
It's all over lads, I won't ever be able to sleep again or get songs stuck out of my head
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>>35454823
Keep your hands out of the butter tub and maybe stuff won't slip out of your pizza claws as often.
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>>35454963
>Keep your hands out of the butter tub
Is that supposed to be some sort of sexual masturbation euphemism
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>>35454990
You're pretty kinky senpai.
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Who else love sleeping here?
I sleep 16-20 hours a day because it's the only time i feel alright.
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>>35454796
I do, but not that much. Maybe 12 hours.
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>>35454796
sleeping is the only "good" thing left in my life. But guess what? I'm insomniac
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>>35454796
Thats right idiot. Sleep so much that your brain and body starts shutting itself down. You fucking dumbass
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Post food poisoning/shitty fast food places stories.
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>>35454777
I have one, happen to man two years ago.
>Be me
>Living with my grandfather
>He owns a bar
>He sell soda too
>I take care of him, he is 85 years old and i'm 20
>Sometimes i help him clean the bar and refill the freezer with more beer or soda
>In exchange he give one bottle of 2L of Coca Cola every weekend
>One day he gave 4 bottles of Sprite, each one of 2L
>BANANAS!
>Drink the hole thing in one week
>Two days after the said week
>Stomach is hurting like hell
>I went to the bathroom and shit and vomit myself to death
>Called a friend of mine and he tooked me to the hospital
>I got a massive food poisoning
>Cause, 4 bottle of 2L of Sprite that expired 5 years ago
>I never accepted any soda from him anymore
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BuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhBAMPU
>"If you want a gf, just make an OKCupid account!"
>do so
>almost no boyfriend-free girls my age nearby because I live in a redneck shithole
>even less who I have a high percentage with and aren't niggers
>the few who fit the bill don't respond to my messages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY#t=30s
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>>35454743
damn i miss that show.
fuck i'm old
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>boyfriend-free girls
dangerously close to going full retard, my man
calm that 'tism
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>>35454769
>forgetting about the original robot
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I feel sick are you telling me Asians are this racist?
Urg I don't even, fetishizing an entire race urg.
White people are people too!
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>>35454705
Chink women are so stupid and entitled. I hate that they have such big egos. I think they look like mongoloids.
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TFW half white a quarter asian and a quarter Spanish. I look asian but my skin is white and I'm over 6ft tall so I think I'm good. I also don't have shit colored eyes.
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plz no race bait, it is getting old
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If we're true robots, who would your favorite Robot Master be?
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>>35454675
splash woman is kinda qt
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>>35454741
would you a splash woman?
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>>35454675
my robot master would have to be dust man
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>join randumb guy's discord server
>post pic of my wife's son at the beach
>randumb guy is triggered
>starts to scream around the bush and sperg out
>blocks me
talk about autism you experience
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>>35454651
>wifes son
>not using the dark theme
fucking normooo get the fuck out of here
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>>35454651
Is "beating around the bush and sperging out in discord" a new meme?
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>>35454651
higgus pls go
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Just a quick note to say that i love each and everyone of you anons on this board.
i know i have never actually met anyone, nor will i ever, but i feel close to you all.
Thanks
>no homo
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>>35454554
I love you to mate...no homo
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>>35454554
This is pretty gay, at least my sanity is coming back. Thanks internet friends.
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>>35454589
i clearly said no homo anon.
love you though
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Is it possible to get a non-bait BBC/cuck discussion going? 2017-03-11 10:48:16 Post No.35454550
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Is it possible to get a non-bait BBC/cuck discussion going?
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As a fairly non sexual male who doesn't watch a lot of porn and doesn't really understand fetishes, who gets off on this stuff and why?
I'm assuming it's mostly just white guys who are somewhat racist. And maybe white women. How do black guys or other non white guys view it. How about non white women?
Or is it just a big Jewish conspiracy as /pol/ likes to suggest?
Are there any black robots here that can chime in? I hope this can actually turn into a productive thread.
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>dude he's only 10 inches bbc meme busted
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>>35454550
Fuck off and take it to a porn board you stupid fucking cuck, no one wants you here
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>>35454550
It's insecure black guys who could only feel worth in being better than white people trough a common myth.
And on the other hand it's also failed white guys who can't accept that they are the reason that they are such failures and instead convinces them self that it's because their race, and rather then them just being garbage their race is.
Also don't believe the people who bring up the bestiality or inferiority reason, that's just a retarded excuse, the people who watch cuck shit actually do it because they feel inferior.
>>35454668
That's from a site who calculates the length of pretty much all "big" dick pornstars, And one well hung guy proves something just as much as any other anecdotal evidence.
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wtf this guy is like 5'6 and he is dating a qt rich girl
i hate manlets now
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>>35454525
But the girl is like 5'0. Girls that short don't care if the guy is only 5'6.
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>>35454525
Mac Miller is a qt, and Ariana is short as fuck anyway.
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>>35454525
Height is a meme. No one cares anymore.
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>be me
>be 20 in college with commited gf
>gf wants to go home for xmas break and bring me
>ive never met her parents and I'm quite nervous
>be xmas day
>be in her drive way sweating bullets
>knock on door
>parents open and start giving gf mad love
>parents start giving me love like I'm part of the family
>gfs dad hugs me and lets left hand get low on my back real close to my butt
>brush it off as accident
>close ti dinner at this point and we are all at the table
>gfs father is at the head of the table and I'm to the right of him, gf is across from me and the mom is at the other head.
>I feel fathers hand gently land on my upper thigh
>gfs mom goes to get dinner and gf follows
>I look at father and his eyes are filled with lust
>he grins and starts caressing my thigh with his thumb
>I'm scared
>ive never done gay shit
>wtf this is gfs dad
>he reaches for by pant button
>I slap his hand and say in a hushed voice "what the devil are you doing"
>he smiles and says cmon itll be fun
>he unbuttons my pants
>he pulls my lump dick out
>he spits on his old callused hand
>he starts pulling on my shaft with his pointer and thumb under the tip of my cock
>he starts pulling slowly
>gradually starts jerking as the pleasure over runs my common sense
>I'm hard af at this point
>Gf and mom return with dinner and don't notice
>father stops for a little
>the ham smells great
> three minutes into dinner he starts again
>I reach over and unbutton his pants
>we jerk eachother off slowly until neither of us could take it
>we start jerking fast. FAP FAP FAP
>gf notices and screams
>mother notices and screams then faints backwards, causing brain damage
>father and I stand up still jerking both of us sp close to cumming
>ahhh FAP FAP
>we climax at the same time
>hot boiling cum shoots all over the room
>he cums all over gf while she sits there screaming
>I cum loads onto the ham, potatoes, and yams
>we've been cuming for fifteen seconds and it was over as fast as it came;)
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>>35454441
bumping quality greentext
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>>35454441
>mother notices and screams then faints backwards, causing brain damage
kek
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>>35454441
>>I look at father and his eyes are filled with lust
topkek monsterzozzling roflmaotsetung
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Are taller girls looser than shorther girls?
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>>35454405
Yep. It all scales up. An 8'0 woman would have a cunt like a foghorn.
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no i usually find them to creak after every step
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>>35454405
That picture is the story of my life. I was a 5'0 femlet in high school but did track every year and was even the captain my senior year. There's a shitty 2011 cell phone video of me getting first place despite all the girls being tall with long legs. Short white girl can run.
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>tfw you will never genetically engineer a bf
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>>35454380
>>tfw you will never genetically engineer a bf
we have the technology
we can MAKE our own bfs
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>>35454380
>genetically engineer a bf
what if you mess up and make a monster with a huge cock
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>>35455630
that sounds like a win tbqh
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Anons do you own a cool sword? I want a nice sharp katana I can practice with but I'm not sure where to look. Amazon.com?
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>>35454231
Aha fuck you hater!!!!!
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>>35454231
Try kultofathena.com
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How many robots actually have a hs diploma? If not do you have a GED, and tell us why you dropout of hs?
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dropped out at 17, got GED within 2 months, dropped out because of social anxiety and paranoia, now I'm approaching 26 y/o NEET
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I assume the majority of Robots have a HS diploma.
College degrees and high school diplomas are basically participation trophies these days. They don't mean anything.
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Have a HS degree.
Originally made just now.