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>tfw you'll never go on an epic quest to save the world while forming life long friendships and achieving self actualization
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Speak for yourself faggot
...well except for the saving the world part
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>>35458751
I dunno man, the worlds been pretty wild lately
My girlfriend came home crying last week and told me she 'fought with a friend'. Well yesterday she came clean to me finally, and told she was at a party with my best friend, and they were drunk. She said they didn't mess around, but that she slept on the couch and him on the floor. She said that around midnight, he shoved his head up through her blanket, and managed to suck on her tits. She said she didnt like it, but the more he sucked, the more she found herself unable to stop him. She said she was nearing her period so her nipples were really tender, and she couldn't stop him. She said he wouldnt stop even if she tried, because he wanted to draw milk from her breast. So finally he stopped, but she felt like a huge whore. She said he was drunk and didn't even remember, and she is telling me to be 100 % honest. The question is is this cheating?
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No. It's not unless theyou did more. Just say thanks for being honest don't let it happen again.
If it does happen again dump her
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>>35458727
gb2 leddit, but also yes
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>>35458759
Thats what I thought, if anything she is a victim of sexual assault.
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>Daddy, how did you and mommy meet? It must be a great story.
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"I sent her a dick pic on Tinder and we fucked the next day"
The fact that the Chads and Whores of this generation will be the downfall of humanity.
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>>35458710
Well sweetie, I had drunken sex with your mom after a party. Then we came back together and had a TedTalk about me being a rapist.
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she fell in love with me after she got assigned by her work to monitor me incognito.
she "bumped into" me late night at my 7-11 when i was stocking up on energy drinks.
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>working at cash register in supermarket
>white couple comes to my register with their two kids
>one is white, one is black, obviously adopted
>black kid is screaming, climbing on shelves and throwing things
>white child is calm and acting polite
What does it mean?
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>>35458705
The adopted kid isn't well socialized; I wonder why. Your obsession with racism is making you all around insensitive.
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>The white kid is theirs. They took good care of their child his whole life
>The black one's real parents got arrested for drugs or child neglect and he was fortunate enough to get adopted by a good family, and not put in foster care.
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>TFW no indian mathematician to tell me lottery numbers
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>>35458695
>TFW no indian mathematician to tell me lottery numbers
you talking about that one lady Shakuntala Devi or something
yeah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakuntala_Devi
this person
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>>35458730
I was talking about the Indian girls that major in mathematics. One of then figured out the pattern to it
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>tfw no icelandic cutie to bake bread in lava and lull me to sleep with icelandic folk tales
>bark bark hehe what are we doing today uncle anon?
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...dude...goddamn...
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>haha it's just peanut butter uncle anon what's so weird about that? bark bark :D
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THlCCER
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>26
>neet
>parents tired of me hanging out with no friends
>lie and say I was going to hang with a few today
>they offer me the car and are happy
>dad tells me not to get into to much trouble and slips me 100 dollars
>mom makes me promise to bring them over one day
>8:45 pm
>pretending I'm getting ready
>don't know what to do or where to go by myself on a saturday
where should I even go. figure i can just drive around for a few hours.
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>>35458626
Come to my house and fuck my boipussi desu
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Go to a bar and get laid
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>>35458660
shut the fuck up you stupid fag
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Friendzoned Stories & Feels
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>Meet this cute 7/10 Hapa chick at my university
>Surprisingly she shows interest in me and we start dating for 2 weeks.
>On dates I have paid for her meal, been polite, and chivalrous, and I have even bought her a plushie
>Suddenly she starts replying less and less to text messages.
>I dont think much of it and end up trying to talk to her when I see her in person
>"I'm sorry things just aren't working out, but lets be friends instead
>Inner rage wells inside of me
>I want to slap this cunt
>But instead I calmly respond
>"Here's the thing... A girlfriend and a friend may seem like very similar things, but in fact they have some major differences."
>"I can't see you as being a 'bro' to me. I can't picture you going getting drunk and playing vidya with me"
>"I can't see you going out of your way to give me advice or help me with my problems"
>"I can't see you talking shit and having good banter with me"
>The more I speak the more she starts scowling
>In an attempt to keep her from getting pissed I end up saying this "I think you'd make a great acquaintance though!"
>She tells me to fuck myself and storms off
Did I handle this well?
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you handled that superbly
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>>35458642
To this day, it's been around a month this happens, she continues to scowl at me, and act like a bitch. She blocked me off all social media too. I don't know why she's so salty. I was fucking polite.
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>>35458642
fpbp
Exquisite handling of that entitled cunt OP. Could not have done it any better myself.
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>play game
>2 friends come online
>fuckyeah.mp3
>they invite eachother to a group
>don't invite me
>try to spectate their game
>they both leave
Ok.
>start playing on my own, constantly checking friends list, hoping for an invite
>don't get one
>they start playing with eachother again
>still no invite
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>>35458542
They're clearly not your 'friends' then OP.
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>>35458570
...fuck, man.
theyre my only 2 friends.
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guess I'll just take a bath and cry myself to sleep
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I can't take it anymore, robots. Fuck this gay earth.
I wanna get off this ride
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>>35458533
At least you got dubs. What's pushed you over the edge?
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>>35458554
I saw the bars of my prison cell
>be me
>loser virgin with no hope
>never had a gf
>there's a new 8/10 grill at work
>start talking and realize we have some thing in common
>days pass and we are getting along pretty well
>she hugs me from time to time
>myfuckinggodsomeoneisactuallyshowingaffectiontome.jpg
>feels so fucking nice
>we hang out together
>start to spend more and more time together
>feel happy for the first time in a long time
>wake up
>mfw it was just a dream
Why did I have to wake up? Why can I just sleep foreveror die?
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I like to pray to god that I'll just die in my sleep night after night. Unfortunately I always wake up.
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Unexpected Ritsu showing up to tell you everything will be alright
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>>35458793
Jesus helps those who help themselves, Anon.
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>I suffer in a first world country
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>watchdog psyop state
>not suffering
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>having empathy
other people's problems aren't mine. No one cares about strangers
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>>35458501
>excerpt from the big guy surveillance training handbook
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How do I stop taking drugs? I go out and demolish myself every weekend only to come back on Sunday night to tell my house-mates that I'm definitely quiting this time. This comedown has been the fucking worst.
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>only to come back on Sunday night to tell my house-mates that I'm definitely quiting this time.
Stop telling them. Bam, guilt gone, can continue downward spiral of life. No problems.
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>>35458399
>No problems.
I actually want to quit though, it's hard because stims are my only source of happiness anymore.
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>>35458466
just kil yourslf mah dude
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>TFW my dog died last year but I still constantly think about him everyday, especially after work
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>>35458362
same here
He was so fucking old that at night he would bark for me to bring him his bowl of water right up to his face or to help him roll onto his side, usually a couple of times each night every few hours.
Some days it'll be 3AM and I'll be waiting for him to bark for me.
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Hi fellow stranger.
Mine died 2 months ago. 12years german sheperd, was like a brother to me. I mean, im not one of those who humanize dogs as if they were ppl, but, even understanding it was an animal I cannot stop to feel the same love i have for my family. It was another member.
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>>35458495
Same anon.
One of the things that sucks is the passing of time and its consequences. I knew my dog was old and i knew he was gonna die some day in the very next future. You seem to assimilate the unavoidable, but when last week he couldnt move from his position, just making breath noises, you know 12 years have passed.
Tried to call for animal vet but it was 31 dec, so i stayed there crying and hoping he didnt die next morning. Next day i was able to call for a vet and diagnosed a heart tumor. They said i needed to accept it. And so i tried, and had fun as always when he was a puppy because i wanted to pass my last time doing whar he liked and not crying. It was a nice week. Then, suddenly, i needed to do extra hours at work and when i came he disappeared and my neighboor told me he was near his house dead. He died far away because didnt want to be seen in such manner.
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This is my oneitis. Please say something nice about her.
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You again.
How can this be your fucking oneitis bruh.
Check pic related.
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>>35458353
How could I if she isn't real?
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>>35458353
She does a nice job sucking a dick.