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You didnt fall for the neet is good meme right? You white boys crack me up
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what we playin today black boi
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Fuck off, Ruggs.You little shrimp dick cuckboi.
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>>35874098
>spending that much on mediocre/bad games
a few in there were good though

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>1 year ago
>decide I'm tired of being a robot, shut-in friendless virgin
>go on a diet, start working out and exercising
>shave and shower and brush my teeth at the same time every day
>leave my house almost every day even do do the most trivial stuff
>buy new clothes with the help of a young girl from the clothes store
>filled with confidence, go to a local event
>some young girls notice me and point at me and talk in to each other's ear
>start going to a place where people drink alcoholic drinks and got drunk where some other girls looked at me
>no one has ever approached me or talked to me other than the ones that were there working, no girls moved to get closer to me, literally nothing happened in two weeks of this

I went back to my old life after that.
Maybe some people aren't cut off to normal life, maybe some of us are destined to remain robots forever, at least now I can say I tried.
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>>35873964
you didn't try though. you didn't approach anyone.
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>>35873964
>>start going to a place where people drink alcoholic drinks and got drunk where some other girls looked at me
>>no one has ever approached me or talked to me other than the ones that were there working, no girls moved to get closer to me, literally nothing happened in two weeks of this

Girls present themselves, you approach and talk. You failed at step 1, instead worrying about window-dressing. If you couldn't muster courage to talk to girls then no amount of working out or fashion will cover that up.

Try again.
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>>35873964
See >>35873974. You have to be the one initiating the conversation. I guess I'll try that path with said feedback to end my robot life.

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How are you guys holding up? Feeling especially hopeless tonight, just listening to this song https://youtu.be/3G22MFZd3M8 and waiting for the tears to start rolling.
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hey that album cover is familiar. i've played this song a lot. probably the same record I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ematpfq8hCw

if that sort of music is your thing, you really gotta check out Luminous Orange and the Novembers if you haven't already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhRHOkmtExY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeW8J1makc
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Try some American football, they're a nice band. But uh, depression ain't going too well as usual. I've been sitting in the same spot all night listening to a storm outside. Gotta wake in 4 hours, times going by real slow. But desu is rather just fade out of existence ya know?
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Kacey Musgraves has a few cute songs in her album "pageant material." The sort of songs that make you smile and feel happy.

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Can you rape your rapist during the course of a rape and claim self defense?
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>>35873927
You wouldn't need to claim self-defense. It would just be consensual sex then.
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>>35873939
fpb(and most original)p
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What if a guy rapes a girl then midway through she pins him down and start raping him in the ass with a strapon?

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When did you realize we've passed the point of no return as a species?
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>>35873919
>only 8
Back in my day a woman could give TEN different kinds of blowjobs.
Just proof this younger generation has gotten lazier.
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When I read that the amount of non-human animal life in the world halved from 1950 to 1980

It was all over before we were even born
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>>35873919
I'm not understanding the correlation between your pic and the text in your post
Women have been having sex for literally thousands of years, I'm surprised there aren't more blowjob types

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He's gonna take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck ass..
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>>35873897
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear...
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>>35874073
He'd rather eat, the rotten asshole, of a road killed skunk and down it with beer...
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>>35874163
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard....

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What does it feel like to have a woman send you erotic photos?
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>>35873827
a woman like pic related? disgusting
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>>35873908
>t. cucked
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>>35873908
you're completely insane

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Should I jump?
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if you land in water you take no fall damage
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>>35873715
Climb higher
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>>35873723
Oh fuck off
og

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what style of clothing does /r9k/ wear?
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>>35873713
I like to wear hoodies and jeans.
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>>35873713
I just try to stick to casual-business attire. Nice, darker jeans, button-down shirts, that sort of stuff. Never really bothered with trying to look good in clothing, though, so I probably look out of place.
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>>35873713
>wearing clothes
>not relying dirt and body hair instead
go away norman

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my mother brought me into existence without my consent and now thinks she can complain about her mistake(bringing me into existence). what a fucking evil cunt!
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Stop whining but. Why can't I an hero if I didn't choose to be here and be 'someone'? That I don't get. Why is it so unacceptable?
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She granted you the choice. If you don't like it, go die. It literally requires no effort.
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>>35873709
>>35873717

i am not saying i want to die. i am saying my mother can't complain about my existence if she wasn't smart enough to use birth control

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HOW THE FUCK DO I RESTORE MY FORESKIN
MY STUPID FUCKING MOTHER LISTENED TO THE STUPID KIKE DOC SHE HAD AND HAD ME CUT
SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANT EITHER AT THE TIME
HOW DO I FIX THIS FUCKING MUTILATION
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don't be born a jew
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>>35873671
I WASN'T YOU FUCKER
I WAS JUST BORN TO A DIPSHIT IDIOT MOTHER
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Look up foreskin restoration on google. It doesn't grow back the nerves in you foreskin, but it makes your dick look way better and it makes your dick head more sensative. Plus you'll gain a confidence boost

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>people are supposed to only see a naked body when they first have sex with it being your partner for life's body
>have never gotten close to intimate with a woman and have seen hundreds of pictures of nude female bodies online for 10+ years
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What?
og
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>>35873666
what do you mean what?
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>>35873627
>hundreds
>10+ years

I know you're having a moment.
But u poor poor stupid thing u

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Is there still any white country in Europe? Looking for a place to go this summer where I wouldn't get stabbed to death because of my white skin.
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>>35873619
Yes just avoid major cities like Paris or London, they are complete shitholes
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>>35873619
All of Eastern Europe

but then you run the risk of getting stabbed by a deliriously drunk Slav, having your organs stolen, and dealing with gypsies in general
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>>35873619
Come to Croatia m8 we need them tourist monies
But seriously, any non white person you encounter here is also a tourist

High school girl was planning an attack on school

She was stopped by her parents

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/maryland-teen-s-mass-shooting-plot-high-school-stopped-her-n739371
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No evidence that anyone else was involved? Bitch please.

I bet money she had an army of online orbiters that urged her on and gave her advice.
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>>35873635

she had mental problems, just like anyone else who shoot up is school
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>>35873606
Not a fembot just a normie probably angry Chad cheated on her with her best friend

>tfw fucking a co-worker
>tfw shes a 31 year old woman and does anything i want in bed
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why do these threads exist?

sage
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Nice. Be sure to marry her.
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>>35873574
Pic of her?

Otibihffhiinnloifxsseryu

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