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how come that in every movie with an 'anxious, social awkward, and depressed' protagonist still ends with him gettung pussy and luv.
(for example Mr. Robot)
are there any true robot movies? (no animes pl0x?)
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>>37505730
you should be encouraging it anon, it's pro-robot propaganda.
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wish fulfillment fiction for bad writers
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Watch Un homme qui dort
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>be me
>walking down the street with my flask as usual
>hear car approaching behind me
>slows down next to me
>some kids who look around 13 lower the back window
>pretend not to notice and keep walking
>suddenly i feel a sharp pain in my head and the car speeds off
>little shit threw something at me
>head hurts, looking around for what hit me
>see a rainbow fidget spinner on the ground
>MFW i was a victim of weaponized autism
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CUT YOUR NAILS RIGHT NOW
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Oh. I thought the weaponized autism was referring to you, because you walk around with a flask.
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>>37505500
millennials these days, Jesus Christ, What's next smartphones with a built in taser?
>It's another "up all night with back-to-back panic attacks" episode
Who else /anxiety/ here? How do you cope? Booze doesn't help, all that helps is xanax and I'm not going back to that shit again.
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Jesus christ, I always stay up all night stressing for some fucking random shit, yesterday I felt upset and sad about the terror attack in London wich is weird because I dont give much of a fuck during the day. Anyone knows why?
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>>37505492
All that helps is xanax lol
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>>37505585
Can't help you there. I have generalized anxiety disorder, which sounds like bullshit but apperently means that I never know what's the cause of it, it just manifests itself as seemingly random attacks of acute panic throughout the day.
Why don't you get yourself a SUNNY LEONE girlfriend that feelio when no sunny leone girlfriendo
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>>37505304
I've never dated a Mahatma girl before, how are they? Do they indulge in fetishes? Or do they smell bad. I wouldn't mind the smell that much I like smelling body odor.
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Do Indian girls fart a lot I wouldn't mind sniffing their curry farts.
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>>37505589
They fart a lot for you with the curry beef farts
Does anyone else here trip monthly off LSD to cope with their shitty lives? I've found that it greatly increased my overall happiness because I know once a month I can get a break from the horrible monotony of every day life and go to paradise.
On June 22nd I'm taking a trip ;) to the beach and breaking my personal record by consuming 5 tabs. The guy who sold me them said they were 250 ug each, but he probably doesn't know tf he's talking bout and most likely they are 100 ug. Any similar stories here?
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Have fun OP, hope you learn a lot about yourself
Planning on tripping sometime this summer on 200 mikes, I've had 450 before and things got violent lol
Ended up getting jumped and all this horseshit, no regrets though
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I'm tripping on LSD right now OP. I take it because I'm a druggie who enjoys getting fucked up. It's good as a cathartic release though.
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I've always been able to maintain perfect self control on LSD, I'm hoping that stays true with this trip, but at the same time I wouldn't mind getting overwhelmed by the beauty of it all.
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Some people got to experience this and you never will
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>>37505170
Taylor?
Onigiri
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>>37505170
I've had a blowjob
I never got to experience love though.
Like I've never loved a person even though I've said the empty words.
I'm pretty sure the worst blowjob is till better than the strongest love. It's fucking tangible for one.
I won.
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>>37506146
As someone who has had both blowjobs, and strong love, I am sorry to rain on your parade and say that love is a better feeling and blowjobs are fleeting, anon.
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>im in new college trying to enroll
>im sperging out
>need at least 15-20 min break when i progress
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REEEEEEEE fcking normies when i asked for help seemed like none of em knows what i should do i even asked the faculties jesus
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What are you talking about, dude. You don't know what classes to take? Not like it matters that early, just take your gen ed stuff.
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>>37505573
Nah im still in step 1. Trying to get in
Finally getting married tomorrow. Have been on /r9k/ the past few years.
Thanks NEETs, you make me feel better about my $130k yearly salary.
Thanks virgins, you make me feel better about my 5 woman laycount.
Thank you /r9k/, for giving me all the confidence I needed. Goodbye forever.
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>>37504915
You shouldve left as soon as you got a gf
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We will still be here when she takes half your shit and bangs other dudes in your house. Have fun anon.
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>obvious bait
I'm sure idiots will flock to the thread and bump it to completion though.
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who else /disgusting/ here 2017-06-05 02:47:56 Post No.37504836
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who else /disgusting/ here
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>get in bathtub to jerk off
>start filling it up with hot water
>apply lube and start stroking my cock after edging for 30 minutes beforehand
>bust a thicc nut everywhere on my belly and in the water
>water feels really good, sit there for about 20 minutes
>tfw bathed in cum water for nearly a half hour
I'm still picking dry cum off my arms because I apparently didn't clean myself well enough. I probably smell like cum too, so if my mom walks in my room I'm fucked. I feel utterly disgusted with myself right now.
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>>37504836
lol i used to do that all the time when i was 12-14, cum baths were so comfy
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>>37504836
I've heard that's bad for drainage? And literally ew. Try being more hygienic. Sheesh. Silly.
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>>37504836
Every time I fap, I put my hand in front of my dick so the cum doesn't hit me in the face and go everywhere, but recently I broke my arm so it's in a cast which they told me they couldn't get wet so I've just been walking around with dried cum on my hand for over a week. I even forgot about it when they gave me a new cast and realized afterwards my hand was caked with cum and smelled bad. Oh well, she used gloves anyway.
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Late night Natalie thread, real comfy time
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Pathetic that you faggots put these sluts on a pedestal
You don't think this is exactly what they wanted?
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>>37504531
She seems to dislike it a bunch
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You should atleast orbit an attractive women
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>B-but anon I-I'm straight
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>>37504457
it's okey just let it happen
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>>37504457
>Not when you wear a skirt you aren't
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>>37504457
>You aren't straight for tonight
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Where do you fall on the scale, /r9k/?
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>>37504398
I'm not desperate or angry anymore but I am a tranny now so I guess desperation?
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>>37504398
CWC, its all my fault, how could I blame the female "species" for not choosing a mentally ill disgusting NEET?
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>>37504398
Right in the middle, apathy
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>be me, 12, middle school
>miss day of school because "sick"
>next day get to class
>we're doing a group project
>I don't get a group because I need to catch up on other work
>once I finish i get to choose a group to work with
>"pick a group, anan"
>go full autism
>spend like 3 minutes just stalling
>Look at group I want to work with
>hear someone whisper "he's looking at us"
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>eventually teacher picks for me
FUCK
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>>37504373
>be me at school
>odd number of students in classroom
>"Get in groups of two :D"
>"Anon! Why do you never have a group? :D"
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>>37504373
>12
you're a parasite to this autist safehaven, nobody here will love you, go back to /b/
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>>37504498
Relax, he's relaying a story in the past. But due to the passage of time, that could be 2011 and he could STILL be not underaged
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tfw boys only wanna buy you games........
just give me friends
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>>37504321
Sure. Friends it is then?
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>>37504321
Do they buy you games they want you to play with them?
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>>37504321
what the fuck
pass some of those games my way then
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Are all chads normies? 2017-06-05 01:58:00 Post No.37503994
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T. Confused about his social identity
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>>37503994
ERA is pretty much useless
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>>37504031
PIC UNRELATED REEEEEE
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