>be me
>walking down the street with my flask as usual
>hear car approaching behind me
>slows down next to me
>some kids who look around 13 lower the back window
>pretend not to notice and keep walking
>suddenly i feel a sharp pain in my head and the car speeds off
>little shit threw something at me
>head hurts, looking around for what hit me
>see a rainbow fidget spinner on the ground
>MFW i was a victim of weaponized autism
CUT YOUR NAILS RIGHT NOW
Oh. I thought the weaponized autism was referring to you, because you walk around with a flask.
>>37505500
millennials these days, Jesus Christ, What's next smartphones with a built in taser?
>>37505500
DAMN SON! TRIM DOSE MAN CLAWS!
>>37505539
>>37505632
chill, mine are way worse, they grow that long about in a week so I've given up on trimming them, it's nice to have a weapon on built in on my body. it's what nature had in mind.