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>>37867598

>fantasizing about black guys fucking your girl and family members

why the fuck are whites so weird?

So he cannot? Learn English you chimp.

>>37867656
Why is it weird? Black men are the first humans, the ultimate alpha and omega. It's only human that they get the first pick of the litter. It's natural selection, whiteboi.

>>37867318
This is basic common sense. Gentleman shit is for reddit nu-male hipsters.

same reason 4chan is obsessed with being alpha or, by extension, not being beta/a cuck

just looking for some easy gratification from people telling you simple fucking every-day shit you already do is COOL and COMMENDABLE

>>37867318
Most normies are nu-male as fuck. They have been raised in such a feminist society they have lost touch with their provider, protective, hunter instincts. Think about the wave of beards, lumbersexuals, craft beers, and Americana themed artisans. They need this mask of being a beer drinking monkey wrenching "man" to cover their shame of going home to their wife having their balls in her purse.

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Not to your false god normo

Yes but not to anyone in particular
Its more of an agnostic sort of thing where if anyone can hear it and could offer positive input I would be grateful. Just in case spooky ghosts are real.

Meditation works better. You can thank Lord Jesus Christ or Lord Krishna or any other of the Lords if you want after your meditation, I have found this deeply reconforting.

Post reaction pics so I can screencap for r/4chan for the upboats xD

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>not doing it to Ashi

>>37866788
Holy fuck you are weird.

Put an undershirt on and tuck it in that's what I do.

>>37866777
Start a website called Drunken Stepfather.

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Idk what to do because every thing i fucking type on this retarded ass board gets taken down because it's "not original"

I had the same problem. I had severe attention problems, to the point where I couldn't think about something for more than a minute. But like you, I never got diagnosed.
So I said fuck it and ordered Adderall via deep web, and my life got way better. I feel much more motivated, my grades skyrocketed and I actually fixed a lot of my problems, instead of just apathetically avoiding them like I did when I was on antidepressants.

>>37866730
What dosage do you take? This might be my only option.

>>37866649
I went there expecting getting diagnosed with depression but I got ADD.

>>37866547
Hello and welcome to the boards my friend! I hope you make plenty of friends, welcome to the community :)

>>37866547
>first legal post on 4chan
Some hard lad has been breaking the rules I see.

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>>37866612
>knowing the rules

I don't need those.

>>37866486
They like the dog more, anon

>parents circumcised me and declawed my cat
>muh traditions

i also asked why i was cut and they told me because they didn't want me to look weird compared to other boys in the country

>natural
>weird
wtf

>>37866519
Pretty much me anon.
Not that it matters now that I think about it

>>37866429
Drop her. Not worth your time.

>>37866454

This or kys are your only options

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>>37866454
She must be intentionally humiliating me right? She can't really believe someone would ever want to fucking HANG OUT AS FRIENDS. A week ago she was literally talking about sucking my balls and now she's acting like I'm her little brother. I HATE WOMEN

>>37866358
something like 27% of women have had sex with over 500 men, this isn't really all that impressive

>>37866358
I did not know that Leach used to be a sex addict. I only saw him from a couple of streams with Reynoodle and thought he was kind of funny. Never knew he slayed pussy like a champ.

>>37866393
I'd like a source for your ludicrous claim please

>>37866353
It's not totally useless because there are health benefits to exercise.

But yeah, lifting for women is a meme without a decent face/height to start with.

>>37866353
REMINDER 2 AND 4 are the same dude, and the guy got a cute gf.

>>37866353
>tfw never went to the gym in my life and i look better than these guys

>>37866294
reddit stealing our memes

>>37866294
reddit/pol/underage kids

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>scroll down and see this
fuck you

>>37866265
Its more easy to lose your virginity than keep it, think about it most people here try to get laid and fail, if they gave up they could easily stay virgins. All of you robots will make it one day, I did and so can you just wait and it will happen one day.

>>37866265
HAHAHAJAJAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHA
TT_TT

Even I failed to keep my virginity despite being a robot, since I've had sex with quite a few prostitutes

>hahaha ha people dying that's so fucking funny

Fuck you

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>>37866277
LOL Norman pls go

He didn't care about getting a high score though.

They hated Napoleon too.

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GRIMWALD PLUMP!!!

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>Principal Splorch in my Lighthouse