>tfw you finally hit that post-breakup sweet spot where you still have enough mixed feelings and memories of her that imagining her dominating you is really hot, but not enough that it actually hurts to think about her
>breakup
>implying you had someone in the first place
Leave.
>>37602698
70%+ of robots have girlfriends.
enjoy your weekend, wagies.
>hs gpa
>college gpa
>did you want to go to college/uni?
>are you happy in college/uni?
>what is your major?
>what is your current job? (If applicable)
>why did you go to college?
>what would you do if everyone in your college saw every post you made and knew it was you?
>search for something on youtube
>video was posted 7 years ago
>wow this must be really old like 2006 or some shit
>Uploaded on Feb 25, 2010
fuck I think I am becoming "that guy" who peaked back in HS and now that enough time has passed and the dust has settled I am reminiscing about all the good times I had with my old friends who have since moved on with their lives and careers.do you guys ever open your yearbooks and look at all the old notes people left you and all the times you were pictured around the yearbook not just by grade
who else here safemode master race?
>>37602569
what an amazing thread!! : ) ; O
Is there any way to simulate kissing a girl's neck? I want to kiss a girl's neck but I have no gf. What do you do? Have you ever made out with your pillow robots?
that looks great, she can pull off tha tguitar
kiss your own neck
rare virgin walker caugh on video
KEK people actually walk like this?
>>37602434
>t. sheltered Amerifat detected
That's the Eastern European Chadwalk
Something happened to me last thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go, I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east. It was moving very irregularly. Suddenly there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home.
What do you think happened to me?
A flying turned on flashlight slapped you.
>avoid mirrors
>never take pictures of myself
>keep tape over webcam on laptop to avoid accidentally seeing myself
>tfw I catch my reflection in a window or the black of my phone when I turn it off
FUCK
AT LEAST WHEN I HAVENT SEEN MYSELF IN WEEKS I CAN PRETEND I'M NOT HIDEOUS
Tfw had sex and /r9k/ becomes irrelevant for a few hours
Why don't you just lucid dream yourself a gf?
>>37602354
I used to lucid dream quite a lot when I was younger. It was really nice. I really like normal dreams as well though.
>>37602354
I wanted to lucid dream, but it didn't go well and then afterwards I read on sleep paralysis that can ensue when using WILD and the scary shit you can experience during it, so I decided to give up trying.
>normies tell me to follow my dreams
>decide to study architecture because I want to design brutalist buildings
>nobody likes my buildings
>everybody thinks concrete looks like shit
>teachers shit on my buildings constantly
>will eithee drop out or start making faggy bullshit they want me to make
Who else fell for the /justfollowyourdreams/ meme?
>>37602343
make their faggy bullshit for now and then design whatever you want when you're an architect.
>Listening to college professors' opinions on things
>Especially with something like art
Mate who the fuck cares what college professors think if they're anything other than STEM.
>>37602343
>design brutalist buildings
There's your problem, you have no taste.
>Turning 24 in couple months
>Neet
>dropped out of HS
>Got GED
>Went to college for a year, dropped out
>never worked a job for more than 2 days before quitting
>rejected from all branches of military service
>Literally just got my drivers license, partially out of pity because he ignored me running red light
>KHV
>Only hobbies, getting high and watching anime
>5'11 3/4, so close yet so far, god is laughing at me
Only redeeming quality is I'm in reasonably good shape and not ugly.
Post em, scare some of these losers who are still have a chance
I have an interview in 5 minutes.
Cheer me up anons.
no need to be scared man
>>37602361
I see. The ways of the bee.
Don't sperg out no matter what.