girls are so pretty and soft
how do i meet one?
im in my early 20s, i feel like that ship has sailed. theres no way to meet more people unless you already have a group of people going
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Just do stuff. Join organizations, volunteer for events, participate.
I met the friends I made after turning 20 on the internet, volunteering, living in a dorm, in the psych ward and at work.
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>tfw heart surgery in 7 seconds
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>>37604935
rip OP see you in hell
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Who here /degenerate/?
How degenerate are you?
I'll start.
I'm a pedophile. Also, I'd fuck my sister and my aunt. Pretty much any attractive family member.
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Those are the nastiest tits i have ever seen
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>>37604936
Not OP but I dont think they are that bad.
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>>37604921
>dem nips
I just want them in my mouth, god damn.
What's down there?
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>>37604917
romanian/gypsy junkies?
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http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html
Ted knows and made a page about it
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>>37604917
HappinessHappiness is not original enough, oh well better kill myself then
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>tfw you neglected all your male friends to instead fuck around with dumb whores and now you don't have both anymore
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You're NOT a Robot Unless/If
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You're not a robot unless/if...
>You're not a robot unless you own a sex doll/ toy.
>You're not a robot unless you make neetbucks.
>You're not a robot if you can have a conversation without spilling spaghetti.
>You're not a robot if you have ever had a girlfriend.
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>>37604752
You're not a robot unless you make a thread that literally no one else posts in
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Should I be worried anons?
>be me
>watching nieces and nephew
>their cousin is over as well so watching him too
>their in the age range of 5-9
>my niece says "hey guys wanna go play school?"
>I say "why would you play a game called school if you are out of school and it's summer?"
>their cousin says "well it's more like college than regular school."
Anons wtf, Their in the other room playing a game called "school" but it's more like "college". Should I check on them??
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>>37604694
Yes faggot. Get the fuck over there rn. How old is your cousin?
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For the love of god check on them anon me and you both know what "school" is
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>>37604745
The oldest cousin is like 10 I think
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This is fucking weird /r9k/.
I got friendzoned last weekend by a girl who gave me her number. We've never spoken in person.
She claims to be antisocial and have social anxiety. She likes texting me, asking how I feel about her. She likes the attention, but every time I tried approaching, she would say no.
The last text was me writing "but I barely know you..". This was last weekend
Now the fucker tries to tease me with "Hey, what do you want to know about me? :)" five fucking days later
Like wtf do I do in this situation. I'm a permavirgin with no friends who's texting with a girl who I've never spoken to before. I fucking hate text chatting.
This text chatting with its mind games, special word use and emoji code has been giving me stress the past 3 weeks. She's a cunt but the only person who's ever given me attention of any kind.
Fuck all of this /r9k/.
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Could be that she is too anxious to meet in person but still wants the attention. Or shes just being shitty. Ask her to chat on the phone
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>>37604758
Oh shit forgot to remove that name lol
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neets, why don't you invest your spare neetbux into crypto? do you want to stay poor forever?
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>>37604642
i want to but idk how.
im retardo
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crypto is a pyramid scheme and the fact that you're shilling it here implies you have some money you wasted on this meme and you're praying someone else buys in so you can cash out.
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>implying neets have enough buying power to cash me out
L O L
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>shave pubes and ball hair weekly
>face too
>tfw dick is bigger flaccid and balls are full and heavy
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>be me, senior chad in HS
>go to the bathroom, there's a rancid smell
>only person in stall has massive, chunky skateboard shoes and tan cargo shorts
>say "hey faggot, those chicken nuggets giving ya the shits?"
>stands up, doesn't even bother wiping, buckles cloth strap belt, picks up what I assume is his katana
>stall door swings open, kickflips right onto the counter, grinds all the way down to the end
>heelflips back the other way, performs first 1080 spin off, lands right in front of me
>grabs my nuts, squeezing with force unmatched by god
>damn, it's tony hawk!
>he gets closer to me, whispers "they're tendies" gives a quick pull for good message and rolls away into the night
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I honestly hope that you have (or immediately get) cancer.
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Why are you scared to dream of God when it's salvation that you want?
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god is such an ambiguous term
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Langan pill is the best pill
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Did u forget that yellow bird
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ITT: Let's all be alone together.
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I just want to fuck a girl in her pussy
am I asking for too much?
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No, just asking the wrong people.
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>>37604417
yes.
you'd be luky if a girl even kissed you
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it's easy to do, you have a tinder? took me like 2 days to arrange. it's overrated though
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Reminder that Chad voted for Trump.
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>>37604401
so did I
feels good to roleplay
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>>37604401
nah. chad voted for hillary