>be me, senior chad in HS >go to the bathroom, there's

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>be me, senior chad in HS
>go to the bathroom, there's a rancid smell
>only person in stall has massive, chunky skateboard shoes and tan cargo shorts
>say "hey faggot, those chicken nuggets giving ya the shits?"
>stands up, doesn't even bother wiping, buckles cloth strap belt, picks up what I assume is his katana
>stall door swings open, kickflips right onto the counter, grinds all the way down to the end
>heelflips back the other way, performs first 1080 spin off, lands right in front of me
>grabs my nuts, squeezing with force unmatched by god
>damn, it's tony hawk!
>he gets closer to me, whispers "they're tendies" gives a quick pull for good message and rolls away into the night