please comment in my thread uniquely
i mean how can i?
i seed a girls stinky pinky today, it smeld like prawns
>tfw escaped from looney bin
>barricaded myself in mom's basement
These roaches think they can control me. No...I am the master controller.
>49 hours into no fap
>missed out on making 11 cummies already
>got aroused by female voice on the radio
>got aroused by fully clothed women outside
>haven't open pornhub tab yet
Tell me I am going to make it.
just make it to 7 days anon then let yourself have a fap.
realistic goals otherwise you're gonna crash HARD
Depending on your sexual proclivities this will either aid you in your journey or help to weaken your will and want to give in and cum
>>37638636
After 3 days there are urges, after 7 days there are urges, after that it's easier until it hits again.
>baby shits itself in public nobody cares
>i shit myself everone loses their minds
so much for the "tolerant left"
What a shitty thing of them to do anon :^) lmao
>baby vomits all over itself
>people don't care and just clean it up
>I vomit all over baby
>mom yells at me
>>37638597
Only an underage would find this shitpost even remotely funny.
I came across this on Google.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/TendiesStories
I don't ever recall ever laughing at anything on this site before. This is great!
Is that why you guys are all super gay? XD
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/attractive-women-more-likely-to-be-100-heterosexual-claims-new-study-10470599.html
>women
There are no women here.
If you think that it wold be possible for you to get a gf someday and women would be attracted to you in one way or the other and that you would be able to hold on to a gf after gaining one, you're not a real robot.
>>37638561
My bad for being attractive and fit, I guess I'll just eat shitty food and fuck my face up so it'll match my social retardation.
>>37638918
>He thinks attraction only works for looks
Found the normie and a stupid one at that
How do I deal with the depression, anxiety and loneliness robots? Life is dull and even when everything is going perfect, I don't enjoy life.
Over the course of the years I went from being a drunk at 18 to being a full blown drug addict at 23. Already had 2 suicide attempts that ended up in ER, almost ODed the last time I used, that very same day I was in a psychotic stay and ended up in a psych ward 5 days where they injected me shit and almost tied me multiple times, then ended up in a rehab facility for 30 days. Been clean for almost 3 months and I can't stop thinking about using/fucking my life again.
I tried getting a prescription of clonazepam and only got 7 instead of 30. It reminds me the pain that I had to endure to get all the legal shit (doctor shopping. farmacies never having controlled substances), because the illegal shit is easy to get for me.
Share how you fucked yourself
My TLDR self-fuck story
>alcohol etc etc
>Hinduism
>ego-death
>crazy friends
>crazy appearance
>i stuffed spaghetti into my fleshlight then proceeded to use it
It was a stange feeling.
>>37638337
Was the feeling better or worse than the one you get with the default sleeve?
How much spaghetti did you use? (did you do more than one trial?) Did it make the fit tight, or did it just sort of slide around?
Give details, be specific.
>shut in neet for years
>went out with an old close friend for coffee
>21 and it's my first fucking time (christ)
>went great, loved it
>saw women, legs mainly, my god
Well robots.
Looks like I'm on the path to normiehood. Close to normiehood. Approaching normiehood. In the vicinity of normiehood. But not quite there yet.
Feels great man.
>>37638311
That's great anon, I hope you reconnect with your friend and become close again and make lots of great experiences outside IRL.
>>37638311
Good luck anon, try and enjoy the normie lifestyle while you have the chance
Women h8 thread
Aka WHT
Need to refill my folder
How does /r9k/ rate my big steamy poopy?
10/10
barely looks human
well done
kill yourself/10
origegnoally.
>>37638202
In the loo/10
Great progress Pajeet
what does /r9k/ think of him? is he /ourguy/?