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What do I say to this QTp2T?
help im taking on water
I'm making the fucking story bitch and you're going to follow it in detail.
you guys always overthink waaaay too much about texting and how to "seduce" a lady through messages
unironically BEEEEE YOURSELF
>tfw missed the shuttle for early morning orbit therapy
>have to spend the rest of the day as a 5'11 manlet
>tfw 5'11.9" manlet
This is now a 5'11" manlet thread. Turbomanlets and lanklets OUT.
>tfw 6' in the morning
>tfw 5'11.75 for the rest of the day
>"I like nerdy guys, heehee..."
>nerdy guys are so cute teeheee
>>37758450
Whats the guys name pic related? I see his face very often here on /r9k/
>>37758548
Nick Bateman
Originalllly
how do I delete a fetish from my mind
>>37758390
Just turn it off and on.
>>37758390
by immersing yourself in a far more powerful, addicting, filthy and degenerate fetish. Its the only way to forget about a fetish. In reality, you can never escape degeneracy, you only go further down the rabbit hole. A fitting place for rejects like us.
>>37758390
Look at really bad exmples of it. Like if you like scat, go to deviantart and look at the most poorly drawn scat pics you can find, stuff that kills your boner. When you see some hot poopy that makes you hard, think about the gross poorly done stuff that looks like it was drawn by a 3 year old.
Bad art has a place in the universe. This is what it's for
In the post apocalypse, will there be need for an anime master among survival groups? The internet won't work and soon the electronics will all be dead and people will need entertainment, right? So they could use someone to retell the plots to anime. Even if they aren't really strong or skilled in any way, they could use someone like that for morale support or something.
>>37758366
Entertainment doesn't matter if you're fighting everyday to live. The best you could hope for is a court jester situation with a Neegan/Governor fellow. But they'll probably end up killing you for entertainment.
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and I have several bipolar disorder. Ask me anything you want.
>>37758282
Chocolate or plain milk?
Do you get auditory hallucinations? What do they say? Can you actually have a conversation with them?
>>37758305
Chocolate
>>37758312
I get visual more often but Ive had a few auditory, mostly just someone saying my name when they didn't or small stuff like that but one time I got super angry at my sister and there was a voice telling me to kill her.
Do any girls here want to have phone sex over Skype? No webcam needed I just want to talk to a girl and pretend she's hot while I jack off.
What does it feel like to put your peepee in a girl's poopoo?
Like shit
..........originalo........
>Fembot here
>blackbot here
>cyborg here
>feels thread
>hello wagie
>Ree
>normie
>tf no bf/go
>Chad
>Stacy
>killing myself
>comfy
>pol fag
>reddit fag
Original
What is the big secret r9k?
>>37758046
>Jacked pornstars.
All the ones I can think of aren't particularly /fit/, let alone jacked.
>>37758046
Which Penny Pax video?
Ok I'm on to it, I've found the truth.
very redpill broo
>>37757986
Never touch the stuff OP, fish fuck in it!
BUY MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAME!!!
>>37757983
Wrong board Todd
>>37757983
feeling like a robot includes the feel not give a damn when new walking simulator with stupid shit and shitty dialogues hits the stores
sorry man im too old for games
>rs 2k7 was 10 years ago
>>37757983
Todd is an avatar of the devil, the Lord of Lies.
Its almost Saturday robots! You know what that means boys!!
Get the jergens out and grab a sock!!
Fellow pornography patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for BLACKED.com new release to be uploaded on the site every Saturday at 1am eastern time.
Anybody heard any twitter news or rumors?
Who will be featured?
Creapie or facial shot?
Perri Piper again?
Annette Shwartz?
Dani Daniels?
Male talent??
Mandingo?
Shane "man hammer" D-Sol?
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly BLACKED.com thread. Time to get comfy.
Elsa Jean getting DP'd by diesel, Mandingo, and Boz. Some rough af shit
Everything is bad
We don't accept you if you have either viewpoint though
In a place where everyone came from not being accepted
Enjoy your stay!
Shameless bump for truth and even more negative fuel, not like it makes a difference
You tell 'em brother. The kids today don't know any better, that why it's up to guys like us, who grew up in the '70s, to let them know about the good stuff.