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I hate visiting Portland. It's full of commies, cat ladies, homeless freaks, nu-males, openly sexual degenerates and shaved head roasties. It's raining all the fucking time and I'm always fucking lonely in a sea of normies.
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>>37776296
>I hate doing this thing
Maybe stop doing that thing???
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>>37776388
This 2bh, mi phamilio
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>be me
>spend days practicing for class presentation
>finally time for me to get up and do it
>class of about 35-40
>really confident
>know what im gonna say
>blaze through it in about 2 mins
>look to teacher
>'i didn't catch a single word of that anon, could you go again, a little slower this time.'
>room is filled with laughs/chuckles from classmates
this was two weeks ago now, i can't stop thinking about it.
i hear the laughs in my head
make them stop
make them stop
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>>37776147
Well what grade did you get on the presentation? if you got a a 90% or higher then you're instantly objectively better than almost every normie in your class and you shouldn't even waste a neuron of brain capacity on what they think.
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>>37776181
i got a b+ which is pretty good compared to most in my class
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>tfw not american
>tfw can't buy guns so only ways to kill myself are jumping in front of a train, falling from a building or hanging
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>>37775957
You could kill yourself or....you could just not care anymore? And do what you want and actually overcome the world. That is the purpose of a man. To overcome this world and become perfect morally.
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>>37775957
same senpai
I don't want to have second thoughts, literally every other method is trash
shooting yourself in the head is the only good method
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>tfw no fembot gf to buy Steam games for and be comfy and watch anime withDiscord: Technobabble#3396
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Have some self respect dude, women won't love you if you don't love yourself.
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>tfw no robot bf to comfort me when I cry after making a mistake in a game because I don't want him to think less of me
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> mommy found the shipment of polonium
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>shipment of poolonium
Fixed that for you
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>>37775918
>dad found the mini-nuke launcher.
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>tfw room full of biohazardous materials
>anthrax is probably being created in the filthy bedsheets from the crusty cum stains and shit
Is your average robot a terrorist?
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>remember the 50s?
>the 50s were so much better
>everything was better in the 50s
>here is the 50s
>if you did not remember you had no childhood
>you are not a child
>you retroactively did not exist
>remember leave it to beaver?
>it was a good show
>you're too young to remember
>it was a good show
>we had magnavox tvs
>you don't
>things were better then and now all is lost
>including hope
>witch is dead
>we had
>black and white tv
>drive in theatres
>diners
>dairy queen
>the jitterbug
>sundaes
>nbc
>the jim crow laws
>bb guns
>comic books
>coca cola
>pepsi
>swimming pools
>elvis presley
>the chordettes
>we had the chordettes
>what do kids these days have?
>nothing
>the 50s are over
>all thats left is despair
>the day the 50s died, the world died
>this generation
>they dont know
>they dont know
>kids these days
>kids these days
>this generation
>they dont know
>they missed out
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>>37775818
I would kill to live in 50s America everyone and everything seems so perfect and friendly even the way my grandfather talks about it is like something out of a movie
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Why is Kamille so wise.
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Kamille? Isn't that a girls name?
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>>37775849
How dare you!le original
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I work at a small pool as the only lifeguard, today was my furst day and goddamnit that place is a freakshow. Just for today's 11 hour shift I saw
>dwarf
>girl with one leg
>guy that looked like he got shit beaten out of him this morning with swollen eye
>15yo girl with a boy that looked 12 she was tall and curby and he looked like a prepubescent kid, kissing and shit
>single white mom with black toddler
How is you summer job going robros?
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Tell me the most embarrasing moment in your life
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Crapped myself while running up the staircase.
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>>37775763
I would have eaten your ass clean
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>>37775730
Hate me if you want to i have zero regrets now.
>stacey at school ended up "dating" me cause i was her drug connection
>bang routinely as part of the deal
>gym class means we run a mile around the basement level
>fuck that
>bang chick in the abandoned equipment room instead
>end up screaming something like "i love you mommy!" At the top of my lungs when i cum
>she's visible shocked and disgusted
>hear snickering from behind
>a lot of chads and the teacher were watching from the door
>get called "mommy fucker" and "mother fucker" until uni and every girl laughed at my face whenever i walked past which started the flinging of jokes by everyone around
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>tfw watching porn and listening to video game osts all day
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>tfw listening to stoner rock/metal all day without any beer and weed to ease the constant excruciating pain of missing my oneitis on top of my clinical major depression.
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/r9k/, why do hate Chads? They're one of the nicest fucking people around.
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What should i get for lunch you lardos?
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Get a 6" sub from subway
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I'm 6/10 but have a shitty personality that people mistake for wit.
Girl is 6/10 too but makes up for it by being super fuckin intelligent
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>AMA
Why are you on my board, Norman?
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>>37775631
i am on this board for one reason and purely one reason
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>dont want to be fat
>download MyFitnessPal
>start watching my calorie intake and also carbs, sugar, sodium etc
>been staying under daily calorie limit (1690)
>just want to eat a poptart but can't fit it into limit
i hate this
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eat it then burn the calories off you stupid lazy bitch
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Counting calories is for fat people wo will always stay fat.
Just stop eating.
>ugly face
>ugly beard
>average sized dick
>trying to get /fit/, instead just getting /fat/
>doctor won't prescribe testosterone
What reason is there to live?
And before you meme me, no, I would not make a cute trap or bottom and I'm not interested in that shit. I want to be a man goddamnit
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>>37775521
Can you channel anger into natural t juice?
>t. layman everyman
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>>37775573
No, unfortunately. I can channel it into clinical depression though