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Don't fall in love... 2017-06-22 03:37:11 Post No.37887465
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Don't fall in love... 2017-06-22 03:37:11 Post No.37887465
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It will fuck you up.
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>he fell for the meme love
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>>37887511
>implying we can control it
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I feel like I have the opposite problem. I got a gf finally. She loves me and everything but I honestly can't feel like I love her. I just tell her I love her to avoid drama/it feels like the correct thing to say because it happens on tv.
Same with my pets and family. They all just exist. I noticed it when the older people in my life started dying. I didn't feel anything when they died.
I think its aspergers (diagnosed) I just can't feel that emotionally attached.
>watching the Numa Numa video makes you cry
What does this mean?
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Well Robots, I got a question.
Should I get back into Runescape?
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Only if you have the money to get constant membership. Otherwise the game is pretty much trash.
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It's all changed and is even more cash grab now.
It's not the same game.
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If you're a NEET and wants some friends or something to do all day go play. It will ruin your irl social life tho if that exists because all you'll want to do is come back and play RS.
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If you work out girls will like you. Oh wait.
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>>37887383
Dumbest meme on /r9k/. The truth is those guys still get girls get laid. Believing that those guys are virgins is willful delusion.
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
WHEN OUR MOMMA SANG US TO SLEEP BUT
NOW WE'RE STRESSED OUT
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>>37887367
I hate that stupid song it's the epitome of millennial retardation
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>>37887382
says the milleniaI
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>>37887382
i only know it from the moonman song
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I'm a friendless NEET anyone wants to be my friend?
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>>37887378
Tbqhwyrn no
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origanloe fren
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>>37887378
How bad is it? D.c Walker
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>ywn have a muscular neck
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>>37887340
This picture is unsettling. Probably the scariest shit I've seen on /r9k/. She better be laughing AT him.
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>>37887340
You can work those muscles out, it's just not very easy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sternocleidomastoid_muscle
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Cheer up lads, lets get some quality bantz going
>A monk, a eunuch and a trap walk into a bar.
>The monk asks the bartender for the strongest drink in the house
>The eunuch says he'll have the same
>Trap says "Make that 3"
>The bartender laughs and says "I don't think you guys have the balls too drink what I have to offer, no offence ma'am"
>To which the trap responds "Thats okay darling, I have balls but keep them hidden. This guy has balls but chooses not to use them and this guy literally doesn't even have any balls".
>The barman turns and looks at the eunuch "I don't believe you, show me and the first round is on the house".
>The eunuch says nothing, the barman asks again "I don't believe you, show me and the first round is on the house".
>The eunuch eventually responds "Okay barkeep, I'll show you. But instead of paying for the first round you'll have to pay for our drinks for the entire night."
>The barman replies "Suits me."
>So the eunuch gets up on the bar, pulls down his trousers and shows the barman his crotch.
>"Well, I've never seen anything quite like it. You even got your dick cut off too? I thought you eunuchs we're only castrated."
>"Oh we are, usually. But this company that was offering said they would double my payment if they took my member too so I thought, shit, why not."
>"What kind of company would want access to a fresh pair of balls and a intact trouser snake?" replied the barman
"Some weird online company" said the eunuch "Never really looked too much into it"
>"Huh weird. Anyway I'll grab you guys a drink, consider the tab covered."
>The barman returns after about 2 minutes with 3 tall glasses of a yellow, slightly frothy fermented drink.
>The monk and the trap take a sip, the eunuch considers taking a sip but pauses for a second.
>"What the hell is this? Its damn good" Says the monk.
>"A new drink thats been sweeping the U.S over the past few years." Says the barkeep
(Continued)
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>>37887333
>"It starts off with basic iced tea, flavoured with hops, sugar and fermented with a Symbiotic Colony Of Bacteria and Yeast. Its mostly known as Kombucha but I make my own and call it "The Devils Bathtub." Its my bestseller Anyway, enjoy my dudes."
>The eunuch snaps out of his train of thought, perks up and shoots a sly smile at the barkeep as he walks away.
>The monk and trap continue drinking, admiring the drinks' depth of flavour.
>"Hey barkeep, come over here" The eunuch snaps
>"What'll be eunuch"
>The eunuch clears his throat "Now that you've mentioned it, I think I remember the name of that company"
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Either I don't get it or it it isn't funny.
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>>37887394
same. 2/10 for the balls joke.
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Cheer up lads, lets get some quality bantz going
>A monk, a eunuch and a trap walk into a bar.
>The monk asks the bartender for the strongest drink in the house
>The eunuch says he'll have the same
>Trap says "Make that 3"
>The bartender laughs and says "I don't think you guys have the balls too drink what I have to offer, no offence ma'am"
>To which the trap responds "Thats okay darling, I have balls but keep them hidden. This guy has balls but chooses not to use them and this guy literally doesn't even have any balls".
>The barman turns and looks at the eunuch "I don't believe you, show me and the first round is on the house".
>The eunuch says nothing, the barman asks again "I don't believe you, show me and the first round is on the house".
>The eunuch eventually responds "Okay barkeep, I'll show you. But instead of paying for the first round you'll have to pay for our drinks for the entire night."
>The barman replies "Suits me."
>So the eunuch gets up on the bar, pulls down his trousers and shows the barman his crotch.
>"Well, I've never seen anything quite like it. You even got your dick cut off too? I thought you eunuchs we're only castrated."
>"Oh we are, usually. But this company that was offering said they would double my payment if they took my member too so I thought, shit, why not."
>"What kind of company would want access to a fresh pair of balls and a intact trouser snake?" replied the barman
"Some weird online company" said the eunuch "Never really looked too much into it"
>"Huh weird. Anyway I'll grab you guys a drink, consider the tab covered."
>The barman returns after about 2 minutes with 3 tall glasses of a yellow, slightly frothy fermented drink.
>The monk and the trap take a sip, the eunuch considers taking a sip but pauses for a second.
>"What the hell is this? Its damn good" Says the monk.
>"A new drink thats been sweeping the U.S over the past few years." Says the barkeep
(Continued)
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>>37887333
>"It starts off with basic iced tea, flavoured with hops, sugar and fermented with a Symbiotic Colony Of Bacteria and Yeast. Its mostly known as Kombucha but I make my own and call it "The Devils Bathtub." Its my bestseller Anyway, enjoy my dudes."
>The eunuch snaps out of his train of thought, perks up and shoots a sly smile at the barkeep as he walks away.
>The monk and trap continue drinking, admiring the drinks' depth of flavour.
>"Hey barkeep, come over here" The eunuch snaps
>"What'll be eunuch"
>The eunuch clears his throat "Now that you've mentioned it, I think I remember the name of that company"
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Either I don't get it or it it isn't funny.
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>>37887394
same. 2/10 for the balls joke.
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I came here accidentally while trying to click on /pol/.I am drunk. Haven't looked at r9k in a while.
It's horrifying. It truly is all the worst cliches about 4chan users, distilled in a single board of the most hopeless losers among us. It's really terrible. Are your lives really that bad, and if so, do you think maybe you shouldn't stop posting on r9k?
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>I'm drunk before noon
>trying to navigate my way to /pol/
>hey guys I'm better than you
Okay buddy
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>>37887379
It's 1:30am here cunt.
My message is not to say I'm better, I want to know what the fuck is so wrong.
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>>37887405
Where else could I go? This used to be a place for the lonely. Now it is but a shell of the board I once loved. What else can entertain me the way this board does? I need something to do on my phone at work. I need something to browse on my computer.
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Connie reminds me of a sunflower.
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>>37887254
"HI, I'M CONNIE, CONNIE THE NIGGER"
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Fuck off you roastie ass
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>>37887923
I don't know what's meant to be made out through this. Nonetheless there's no rational reason to bring race into any of this as it's irrelevant to begin with. You're rude, a bit barbaric as well.
>>37887949
Aww, how cute. Someone totally has a crush on me.
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I received a letter from my oneitis and it said A2MmS
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baka
post pics
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>>37887209
What would a blowjob from Tsuyu feel like?
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>>37887246
it'd feel pretty wet and warm
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Too tired to cook what should get?
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>>37887197
A roast beef sandwich, extra mayo
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>>37887197
Go to Taco Cabana, get 5 chicken enchiladas and a large Sprite.
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how would you guys help a fellow robot if you saw one?
there is someone i know who is a robot to the fullest extent, no friends, no skills, socially retarded, shit taste in everything, dresses weird the whole lot. im pretty sure im one of the only people he has talked to the past 3 weeks and im really not sure whether its worth it to try and help him since if i can't help him he is just gonna linger around me like a bad smell.
the reason i feel like i should help him is because if he isn't orbiting around me and my friend circle he is sitting by himself and im pretty sure im the closest thing he has to a friend.
should i try to help him and if i should how would i go about doing so?
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If I was a girl, I would have sex with him.
If I was a guy, I would leave him alone.
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He is a robot, he doesn't need help, he needs shitposts
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I leaned the hard way that it isn't worth it. Only help people like that if they ask for it. They only way to help him is to push him out of his comfort zone. He wont do that unless he wants to and he is the way he is for a reason.
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I will soon be driving with my whole family in the car, should I just go as fast as possible in to the first best obstacle and hope for the worst?
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what makes yer life so bad you want to do such a thing?
inb4 normie reeeeee
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>>37887143
Well, nothing really
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>>37887126
dont fuck over your family like that