Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3519. page

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Used to play Runescape, then WoW, then League of Legends. All of those seem to have went to shit though. I need the escape from real life

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Why don't most guys like saggy boobs? I mean they don't work any differently than small, perky ones.

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ITT: Autistic things you did as a kid

>be 12 year old autist
>super mario 64 DS was my shit
>be obsessed with mario
>daydream about mario suddenly appearing out of a warp pipe and inviting me to run away to live in the mushroom kindgom forever
>thought I most resembled Luigi
>in sm64ds his walking animation had him holding his hands up by his chest
>pic related
>walk around school with hands held like Luigi
>whenever I ran fast I would yell "he-hey!" like Luigi
>I would jump around the halls and make the same sounds from the game that Luigi did while jumping
>mom bought me mario kart ds
>70% of my vocabulary was "gotcha" for the next 3 months because that was what luigi mostly said in mkds
>tfw everyone called me gotcha through hs and I didn't know why until I graduated

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hmfhmdfmhmf

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what's your greatest 4chan accomplishment?

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Why don't you wear Nike, anon?

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>be me
>be in love with girl
>volleyball player 9.5/10
>be fat
>her and I were good friends
>one day she calls me fatass
>sad but use it as motivation
>workout viciously, change diet.
>lose 90lbs
>she doesn't talk to me anymore.
>feelsbadman.png
>want to talk to her like we used to
>message her "Hi"
>left on read.
>can't love anyone else for some reason
>don't want to be weird but want closure.
Wat do?

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In my church, located somewhere in CA, there are people of many ancestries- Asian, White, even Arab/Indian, but here's the thing: there are no black people
> inb4 lynching

There are literally NO black people, and I know of many black people who live near me/church.
Is that normal?
> inb4 pic related

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>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantilize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>"They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn't mean nothing about the experience of being human."
- Alejandro Inarritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

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Why do girls like wearing skintight clothes so much?

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How would you change girls

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>tfw no socially awkward bf who has an anime avatar and leaves extremely right wing comments on YouTube videos

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>be 29
>no inkling at all to ever move out
>younger siblings have been gone for years
>spend 24 hours a day in my tiny little room
>parents just suggested renovating a whole floor of the house into my own space

YEHEHEHEHEYEA..YEAAAAAAAAS

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tfw finally except that you're a 0.5/10 lonely fuck who'll never accomplish anything

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>when your parents only talk, but don't communicate