I just don't feel like studying and even if I force myself to begin I can't stay focused
Please help me fix this
Don't study. Fixed.
/thread
>>37957785
I have to graduate this year anon
>>37957772
Only idiots need to study. Unless youre talking about assigned reading, you must lack comprehension skills my guy.
been dieting since the start of the month,how do i stop thinking about food?some days at night all i literally think about is the breakfast and then lunch afterwards,there are results and i havent binged yet but shit gets miserable as fk at times...i dont think of food all the time but when i do its really hard to get it off my mind,i usually eat 3/4 of a cup cereal for breakfast ,a (normal) serving of whatever for lunch and a tuna sandwich for diner ,i do stay up late as fk tho
1. Go to Macdonalds
2. Purchase one big mack
3. Travel to the house of the oldest person you know
4. Kill them with the big mack
5. So scarred that you get ptsd and have panic attacks when around food
>>37957755
Drink more water. Seriously, just keep drinking water throughout the day.
>>37957755
Don't eat less of foods. Eat more of better foods like veggies. No cereal. No "normal lunch".
there's exactly one restaurant in the town i'm at
so it's chinese takeout for dinner tonight
what should i get? pic related is the menu
you will get the "for 8" and eat it for the next week
>>37957762
that's too much anon, too much
whoops heres the real menu
>>37957710
Kung Pao Shrimp
And don't pick out the vegetables, you might not be a fat fuck if you ate vegetables more often
>about to finally lose virginity with new gf
>can't get hard during foreplay
>it ends without sex
What the fuck is wrong with me? Someone please end my existence
>>37957637
You watch too much porn. Too much causes ED.
Maybe youre gay anon?
Don't worry about it anon it happens to most guys their first few times. Just stop looking at porn for a while and Jack off as little as possible. Whenever she wants to do stuff just finger her, feel her, make out until you can get hard.
According to a camera operator who witnessed the incident, the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred.
"For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up," said the camera operator. "The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie."
However, it appears that the actress began to choke at some point during the process, a fact that was not immediately apparent to the director and the other male actors. The camera operator explained that they assumed she was simply acting, when in reality she was struggling to breathe.
"It came as quite a shock to us when she collapsed," he told journalists. "The director was angry at first, telling her that she'd ruined the shot. However, when it became clear that she really couldn't breathe everyone became shocked."
The camera operator said many of the male actors became quite panicked, but one of them who had received medical training rushed forward to help. "He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late. There was nothing anyone could have done."
"This could definitely have major implications for the JAV industry," said one adult movie analyst. "If the authorities demand a ban on bukkake - which is likely in the aftermath of this tragedy - then it could really have an impact on industry revenue."
http://www.sundayregister.com/tragedy-popular-jav-actress-drowns-filming-bukkake-scene-tokyo/
>>37957627
>tfw you will never drown in semen
>>37957627
>He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
>>37957627
>be japanese
>drown in cum
How do I stop hating women? I really want to get that hatred out of my heart. Please help
>>37957606
why? how would liking women improve your life in any way?
Never come to this board again, get friends (including female friends), and get psychological help
>>37957620
Becuz I want a woman so I could look better in the eyes of society and potentially make myself happier.
What is the most autistic thing you done?
habitually visit r9k
Shoved a tampon up my butt
I am a boy
steal panties and wear them
How to walk? I don't know how to walk.
>>37957589
mov yu ligs
>>37957589
crickity crack those legs, lickity split
It's a series of throwing yourself while standing on one foot and catching yourself with the other
Wave your arms front and back and throw your body forward and land on the other foot
>tfw dad is yelling at mom again
have u ever considered maybe he is in the right and ur moms just being a bitch
>>37957596
yeah but it cant be all the time
>>37957580
standby mode
how do yall deal with rejection when it happens over and over, also do yall have any advice or tips?
>>37957526
The best way to handle rejection is to avoid it completely by not trying. Honestly, I've never asked a girl out or flirted with one so I've never had a girl hurt my feelings.
Feels good to still have my pride.
>>37957526
>how to handle rejection like an adult
move on and replace those feelings with something productive to get your mind off that person.
>get rejected
>lift weights
>get a healthier body
>feel slightly better about self
>>37957526
it's simple
you reason it out that the person who say
no was a bad match for you
and a lot of trouble was avoided by not having that
relationship
if the rejections are always happening maybe
you are looking too much at one
type of a girl you should perhaps branch out more
and maybe your comfort zone was wrong
from the start
Feminists claim everyone is equal yet they only want to have sex with men they think have good genetics. It's very strange.
>>37957434
ur just jealous because your lazy and were born with bad genes
>>37958165
But women are inferior to men so why should they have equal rights?
>Everyone is equal
Everyone should be equal under the law. Other than that we are not equal in our talents and abilities.
>Only want to have sex with men of good genetics.
Yes. I do. I think that man is sexy. Fucking deal with it. Low test betas just don't do it for me. I like tall muscular men; so what? You are not very entitled to have sex. It is not a right.
Anybody else perfectly straight (would never ever consider a sex change) but hate having a dick bc it would female so much nicer to masturbate w a pussy?
>>37957391
I hate to break it to you, you're autogynophyllic.
You've hit critical degeneracy. Enjoy your life of drugs and trying to convince the world you aren't a sick fuck.
I wish I could be a lesbian but I hate trannies and I enjoy being a man. I just feel like lesbian sex is so amazing and sensual and safe comparatively.
>>37957468
As a lesbian, I feel the opposite. Like there's an essential element missing from lesbian sex. Other kinds of sex seem more intimate by comparison.
>work as uber driver late at night
>around 3AM, pick up 3 drunk as shit old women in my car, 30 min drive across the city
>one of them starts to flirt me and stuff
>she hugs me from behind the seat and runs her hands across my sides and neck
>getting kinda turned on
>she keeps saying she likes me and stuff, tries to steal a kiss but politely refuse
>"oh anon why are you so shy, come on give this lonely woman a kiss"
>drive's over, they're leaving my car
>"anon please a farewell kiss"
>she's not even good looking and I am into milfs
>go and kiss her anyways, fuck it
And that's how I got my first kiss in ~6 years, from some old drunk woman. I'm felling pretty conflicted now, giving a woman a kiss was good but it was some old drunk woman, that's fucking easy mode. It certainly gave me a confidence boost somehow, today I talked animatedly to 3 other female passengers, both older and my same age.
Am I in the right path brobots?
I need my (You)s god dammit
>>37957385
good story anon
you seem to be onto something, see where it gets you
>>37957385
what kind of car do you have
To sit on my lap :(
>>37957338
but anon, black girls like big cocks, not that little thing.
>>37957359
Post yours then.
Original
>>37957359
You are a complete autist if this is serious
I'm feeling quite lethargic with a side of melancholy and was wondering if any of you guys had any sad songs that I could listen to that could well capture this emotion.
I'm looking for sad songs that are also kinda chill that I can just listen to while I ride out this emotion.
Any suggestions?
>>37957262
This is some facebook tier shit faggot
this song always either enhances my depression or gets me depressed in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZfBBp-j6I
>>37957262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAriDxTeed8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da7gMOY8bTA