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Who the fuck are the people who keep settling with women past the age of 40? Why won't you fucking let them suffer. All single women would be virgins if they were 100% guaranteed to die alone if they stop being picky cunts through their youth. But there's always that one fucking beta who is ready to wife up a single mom with 2 kids by tyrone. STOP BEING THAT GUY

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Such little tiny peepees

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Post your stories of relationships that in hindsight are better off having never gone anywhere

>6th grade
>Me, gangly af nerd
>Her, short nerd
>Even back then, had the problem of falling in love too easily
>Worship her in my head
>We become sort of friends
>Goes on like this till the end of middle school with nothing happening

>Fast forward a couple years
>Sophmore
>I'm signifigantly less awkward
>We end up being in the same class
>Hormones made her hotter
>Fall in love all over again
>We become sort of friends
>Rinse and repeat till Junior year
>No longer ever really get to see her
>Decide to tell her that I love her and all the other stupid shit in my head
>Pussy out

>Fast forward even more
>Graduated years ago
>Never saw her since Junior year
>Not like we ever had anything in common
>Eventually realized that I never really loved nerd girl
>I was just so lonely and miserable that I loved the idea of loving her, and being loved by her
>In a relationship with someone I feel much more genuine about
>Can honestly say I think I'm in love

You never forget your first crush, but it gets easier and easier to just not think about them.

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>/r9k/ is quickly becoming the epicenter of comfy stuff
In order to cash in on this trend I've decided to make a comfort food thread.
>Post your country
>State
>And your favorite comfort food

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DES
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This person on POF seriously seems to want to take my virginity. She doesn't know I'm a virgin, but thinks I'm attractive and said she just wants 'a hook up'.

My only problem is, is she a trap? She looks like a trap to me but her profile indicates that she's female and all her questions etc like 'Do You Want Children: Yes' seem to say she's female.

If she's not a trap I don't want to blow this but I also don't want to blow a trap. How do I find out subtly? Is there any way?

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How do you feel about young women being cum dumpsters for alpha men while you're still waiting for your innocent qt wife in your 20's??

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What are some causes of sudden libido loss? I've always been able to jack it 3 times a day, but my dick has been having some major problems this week. Could it be over masturbation?

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Robots, why don't you get a qt girlfriend like Chad? If he can do it, so can you. Thanks the the sexual revolution, being a virgin is no excuse.

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ayy who /mgtow/ here?
Why dont they promote Rollins more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8sbCTNomE

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>her face when she sees you Iooking at her

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>4chan makes Pepe as a depressed then smug caricature to depict most anons
>Pepe becomes normie from getting posted on Facebook by normalfag lurkers
>4chan reclaims Pepe by turning it as an US national hate symbol
I never saw anyone celebrating this when it happened. Just wanted to point out how beautiful this is.

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>comfy posters
grow up

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My dad showed me faces of death when I was 7 years old and used to play porn in front of me when I was 6 years old. Beat me constantly, verbally destroyed me. Friend molested me as a teenager like some stupid faggot.

>I'm now a narcissistic sociopath.
>I've killed small animals.
>I've masturbated to death videos.

>Always angry, can't find people who are driven like I am so I use them for what little I define their worth to be.

> I really just don't fucking care anymore. I lie to myself everyday with 'mindfulness' bullshit, but I literally want to take over something.

> I want power. Those who don't, I consider them to be weak and I therefore use them.

> Literally felt sympathy for Frank Underwood in every single episode.

I'm angrier after writing this. Can't wait for my dad to die. I'll shit on his grave.

But oddly? I want to be a dad now more than anything, just to prove that I'm not a product of my own environment. I've seemed to have developed this weird paternal instinct that hits me in the feels at the thought of showing a deep sense of empathy for my own....if that even ever happens.

Lesson? Don't be a shitty fucking dad and don't ruin people's sense of self esteem...and we wonder why society goes to hell.

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My wife said I can't say no to nobody. And at this rate we're gonna both die broke. Got friends who ask me for money knowing I'm in debt. And like my wife said I still didn't say no.