Thoughts?
>Is this real life?
>>38508838
Good. These godless fiends should be shunned. They chose suffering when they went astray from God's path.
I see people on r9k and some other boards that say they're into traps. Don't know how gross those people are but traps probably cant afford to be picky the same way ugly people cant afford to be picky.
I think most normalfags wouldn't bang traps.
>>38508838
damn it...
my fuckin feels, i feel bad for the trap kid.
I'm a power lifter. A lot of people...a lot of people look at me, and they want to sort of be like me. They wanna be a nasty, fully natural, hundred percent beast. Tell 'em what. Step one: go to Kroeger, get a gallon of milk. A gallon a day. Do my uppercuts.
Would you rather have the ability to do 30 sit ups in a row, or would you rather be able to lift f*in an Atlas stone? If you wanna be strong, you gotta commit. It's a big time commitment, it's a big money commitment. You gotta spend about 2000 dollars a year on milk.
I like it nice and quiet in my gym. It's my dream one day to have a gym that's guys only. It's gonna be called Guy Heaven.
You can't just keep doing the same thing, you gotta invent new ways of working out. You have to shock your body. I do kickers, I do f*in twisters.
>>>/fit/
get out milkman
>>38388414
That's not a power lifter body. That's calisthenics
>>38388414
Problem is, you die from paper cuts super easily.
Is Kiriyama /ourguy/?
I definitely believe he's /ourguy/.
What are your biggest fears, robots?
I think mine me be this: I am terrified that when I die, my very last thought will be "what happened?"
>>38388344
i hate sloths and almost every kind of moth, these two animals are fucking disgusting
>First time in my 3 years of University that I didn't get accommodation on campus.
>Have no friends with to rent out a house with nearby.
>Single person apartments are way to expensive
>Going to have to commute daily at 6:30am to get there by 9am by bus
>Won't be able to skip lectures because parents will know my timetable.
>Labs keep me in till 8pm pretty often so won't be home till 10pm
Should I drop out?
>"dude, he's a millionaire, why would he kill himself?"
>>38508778
Richfags can't be robots.
Fuck off richfags, you don't belong here
>>38508778
RIP Chestnut Bendyturd
I wil b mist
>>38508832
I'm literally a '''''Chad''''' by r9k standards and I'm depressed and constantly think about killing myself
what are you doing right now lads?
tell me about your plans for the evening
>>38388206
Browsing chans and planning to go on a nightwalk
>>38388206
well it's about 10:45am now and I'm having a Totino's pepperoni pizza and ice cold Coke, it's the first food I've eaten since about 8pm last night, I'm so fucking tired from working so much but I'm off today, I'll probably go to Target as I'm looking for some new headphones, maybe some thrift stores afterwards to browse and stuff..
tonight I'm planning pic related, probably vodka and Coke, that's been my tipple lately, probably listen to music for a bit, I have pretty wide ranging tastes so it could include Beethoven, Lil Peep, Ennio Morricone, M83, Salvia Palth, Last Dinosaurs, Iron Maiden, Melanie Martinez, Crystal Castles, the Cure, etc maybe watch some anime on YouTube, in particular one called Angel's Egg looks really good
PS yes I don't have friends and my only GF broke up with me in November and I haven't felt like moving on, but it's kinda comfy being alone, and I always have /r9k/ <3
>>38388671
Im going to do the same as this guy, only im going to listen to this https://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU while i stare at the moon smoking weed.
Then ill come home, drink some old gin, and make weird noises in tf2 pub lobbies.
Femanons, what's your favourite incest pairing? Is it daddy/daughter, big brother/sister or younger brother /sister?
sistervssister,auntvsniece,auntvsnephew,momvssdaughter
daddy/daughter, definitely
>>38388060
Gotta go with daddy/daughter
Guys I'm a femanon and totally not a larper, please give me (you)s and maybe I'll consider letting you orbit me. I have a vagina.
(me)
> should've known someone would have tried that one before
>>38508749
What's inside your vagina right now?
IT'S NOT CALLED LARPING IF YOU DO IT ONLINE
IT'S JUST RP
THE "LA" STANDS FOR LIVE ACTION
FUCK
Post ur desktop
There you go.
originarodorandodesu
>live only once
>no qt gf
Why go on, robots?
>>38387930
give your self a goal fuck wit
head for that goal
and so on
do what you must to reach that goal
and if that is a qt gf and you can't do anything but kidnap JUST DO IT
YOU KNOW YOU CAN
What can you tell about a man by looking at his bollocks?
These belonged to my Uncle Jim -- an honest, work-a-day bloke who could always been seen with a pint of Guinness in his mitt and a wet unlit fag on his lips.
>>38387914
>These belonged to my Uncle Jim
>Get degree
>Get proper job
>Work way up ladder into high middle manager position
>Saved up a fair amount
>Now 27yo
>Still kissless virgin
What the fuck have I done this all for?
>>38387898
>What the fuck have I done this all for?
have you even tried to walk up to women, you fucking rodger?
>>38387956
>you fucking rodger
sounds like something an australian would say
Why have you not adopted this policy with Women yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfwDIOpQAc
http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/
https://www.gog.com/game/jotun
Get a permanent copy while you can.
Thanks robot friendo, get it while it's hot.