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>be neet
>pour piss juggs down sink drain to reuse them
>now the sink smells like piss
Shit, how do I make the smell go away?
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Use water to dilute it.
What's the routine of Chad and Stacy? How do they stay so attractive despite partying and bragging on social media about how they eat like shit?
Is it really just genetics or do they just work to keep their bodies and not see it as a big deal?
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>>38402488
They put in a lot of work to keep their bodies in shape, and just view it as more fun.
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>>38402488
I don't think they diet much but don't pig out and I think they're just more active in general passively
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That's cool, but how do I make it real?
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Kidnap the girl in the video and force her to do it. I'll help you get her.
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>tfw no asian waifu with big udders
I swear I'll have one, even if it's the last thing I do.
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Just felt a random sharp pain through my entire penis while casually touching it
wtf
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>>38402286
Growing old sure is neat huh. I have daily stomach and chest pains. Doctor told me I'm fine.
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>>38402286
Time to go in for a STD test?
Or maybe use one of the services where they fed-ex you a collection kit, you collect samples, and send it back to them for testing.
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>>38402286
the medical term is lightning penis. you got lightning penis bruh.
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Whats up with people only downloading the thumbnails of pictures? Is this the cool kid thing to do now? I see it alot and it is really annoying.
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How are you supposed to fit a penis into that hole? It's so small
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which hole is the pee pee hole
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the hole stretches i think
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>>38512220
how is a baby suppose to come out of a hole that small
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How do y'all masturbate without porn? I have a (no pun intended) hard time getting there without a visual stimuli.
Pic not related.
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i use my imagination. its better than porn because you can think of anything
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>>38512155
c'mon, your imagination can't be this bad
think of your favorite porn and start making small modifications
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>>38512155
Work your way to imagination with a week of only using normie tier Facebook shit. After that try imagination.
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>the only way to get laid is to listen to nigger music
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>>38512124
not really but keep telling yourself that
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>>38512124
I don't really care if you're a dyyyyyyke
I just want some pussy for the niiiiight
Yeah I saw the way you looked me in my eyyyeeee
You said "hey, I'm not afraid to..."
"Ride"
"Push me on the bed"
"I wanna give you head"
Easy as pie, mate.
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>>38512266
put it to your head
make your desktop red
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Where the FUCK is my guitar solo?
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>>38402249
why do people save resized images off pixiv?
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>>38402354
You're just gonna do the solo without me?
A ghost girl can't play guitar, is that it?
I played Guitar Hero on Expert for like 7 days straight. I drink Mountain Dew in Yuyuko's basement. Is that it? A ghost girl can't play guitar?
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>>38402249
I want to strum Youmu's guitar
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>dad was professional nigger
>made me drink alize when I was 10 once
>said it would put inches on my dick
>it didnt
>mom wouldnt let me have doors to rooms i was in closed except bathroom
>if i was in the shower for a long time she would make me open the door and open the curtain
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>>38402197
>professional nigger
are you carrying on the family trade
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>>38402197
Are you a cute brownie boy anon?
>when you're trying to fast and parents make meals for you in the middle of the day
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Is there a more cancerous fanbase?
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for?....
did you post the right picture?
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the photoshopped screaming black man fandom is truly unbearable
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>>38402226
I think he means 40k? There's already a board for 40k hate senpai, it's /tg/
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DXM+Whiskey+Benadryl
>mfw legal OTC hi is better than weed
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>>38402013
don't overdo it, that is a dangerous combo of depressants.
also enjoy your dementia at age 40
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guys,
i havent slept for two days
because that would be way too long
but seriously,
im afraid that someone keeps spying on me, looking into my window
i hear footsteps like someone is dashing out of the area when i walk into the alley
at first i thought it was my friend jerry but we havnt talked since he thought i pulled a knife on him
my ex-gf definitely wouldn't spy on me because she moved a couple thousand miles away
and my mom said she doesnt have the energy to deal with my crazy fucking bullshit
how do i know if its not in my head?
i have no proof but im pretty sure its real
last time i checked i heard voices
something about midnight
i dont think anyone will try to harm me
i got no beef with anyone as far as i know
but people just seem to think that i need help
although everything is perfectly fine
what do you do to make yourself feel calm and safe, that isnt a knife or similar sharp object?
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wow op this is an important
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You get serious psychiatric help friend.
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>>38402010
When was the last time you talked to somebody OP? Like a full on conversation.
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>Sorry bud, no chads allowed. Prove you're a robot and I'll let you through
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>>38401992
is he robot enough
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>>38401992
Boipussy counts as real pussy. I'm not gay fuck you.