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negiour arguing with his gf again, when even have a gf
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_____s would you be jealous if your __ was obsessed or in love with a fictional character?
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We need to fight back against this brainwashing of robots. Wake up, dammit. People are trying to turn us gay or into trannies. And you're all falling for it too.
Stop posting in those threads.
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>>38455964
I think all this 3dpd sexual content should be banned whether gay or tranny or straight.
It's disgusting and antirobot.
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>>38455977
Robots can be attracted to real women. Hell I don't even have an issue with fags or trannies, but what's going on here is fucked up.
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> be me
> college student, live off campus in an apartment on the first floor, as i couldn't afford any other room
> name is annie
> coming home from a long day at school
> get inside, put my keys on the counter
> sit down on the couch to relax and watch tv
> suddenly a loud noise
> moderateconfusion.png
> man comes into the room through the window
> i hide under table in hopes he won't see me
> i take a look at him
> he appears to have very soft skin
> i'm jealous almost
> my head is poking out a little bit from the table
> he sees me
> ohfuck.gif
> run into the bedroom
> get stabbed in the back, fall over
> think "this is it, this is my doom"
> my friend, who lives 1 floor above me, hears the commotion
> let's call him mike
> he bursts into the room to see blood on the floor
> imdying.exe
> he yells to me, stuttering as the man escapes through the window
> annie are you okay?
> are you okay annie?
> you've been hit by- y-you've been struck by
> a smooth criminal
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>>38455869
very unfunny
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I made a fake tinder just for the lolz.
I started matching with girls all over the place. I used a semi famous chad model. These rosaries are sending me a bunch of cheesy shit.
But every match I make on the fake tinder the more dead I feel inside. Probably because I'm a Manlet who gets 1 in 100 match on my real tinder.
Every match brings me closer to death.
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Who here addicted to tranny porn to the point of turning gay ?
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>>38455853
What the fuck I thought it was a roastie from the tiny shitty jpeg.
I literally had to zoom in some pixelated soft penis and wrinkled ballsac.
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>>38455853
Mfw could only get off by self inserting as girl
End up progressing to the point where I self insert as the trap
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What does sex, or getting your dick sucked (with/by a female) feels like ?
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A blowjob doesn't really feel all that much depending on how good she is, when I got a blowjob for the first time I kept telling her to use more tounge all the time, then again the feeling of penetrating her lips and having her spit drip all over your genitals is satisfying, I had to grab her head and start fucking it in order to cum. Sex? Sex feels really fucking warm, it's like this tight warm void just grabs a hold of your cock, and the deeper in you go the better it feel, and the more your dickhead gets exposed in her, aka the more your foreskin gets pulled back, the more pleasure you will get. When I finish during a blowjob I do it in her mouth, she swallows. When I finish during sex, I pull it out and bust a nut either over her ass or my own stomach so she can lick it off me.
> no-one home
> fap time
> decide to do it in living room
> go outside for a second to check if people outside can see through the blinds
> sudden gust of wind fucking slams the front door shut behind me
> locked outside
> have to ring my neighbours and ask them to let me use their back garden
> jump over fence and get inside through the back door
> resume fapping
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>Sending your beloved offspring to public school to be 'educated' by less than mediocre meathead Chad and cum-guzzling Stacie normies who skated by in university to make $15/hour as a teacher.
Shiggy diggy do.
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>>38455736
>Having offspring
Shiggy diggy do
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My sister is a teacher, where else would all those kids be?
The average parents are dumb as bricks and too poor and wouldn't know what to do anyway, that's sort of why there's public education.
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>>38455736
I mean, homeschooled kids always end up all weird and shit.
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>tfw first day in mcdonalds
>tfw those qt coworkers girl trying to be nice with me
if you aint gonna fuck with me why u talkin to me
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you're never going to have a gf if you resent friendly casual social interaction with females, anon.
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whats the most amount of money my family and I can get from a class action lawsuit? We're all sueing since we lived there but on family member has an extreme disbabilty, this is the Columbus MS Kerr-McGee case
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How deep are you in the rat race anon? Me, not at all, just going to my 45k year stress-free job and have no intentions of earning more, and since being a robot with minimal expenses and no family, means I plenty of money left over every month for my hobbies and beer.
Sure its not being a total NEET, but as close as I can get. I work 4 days a week during summers and have week long vacations on spring break, Thanksgiving and Christmas which is a lot more then for most people in other jobs. Plus I don't need to wear a suit & tie like a typical office wagecuck too.
I thought I would be happy making big bucks but I think the stress that comes with these jobs is not worth it at all trust me.
I think people who end up chasing money & status are doing it wrong.
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What's your job that lets you make 45k a year stress free?
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Well, good on you, OP.
I'm on the verge of opting out too. My bills are paid by my investments, I've lowered my costs, and am almost ready to NEET it up
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>need to find a job
>apply online to a couple offers
>put in my info
>get a call 2 days later
>literally get so anxious i freeze and cant answer
>this has been happening for weeks
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME DUDES
LITERALLY ALL I WANT IS A JOB AND TO SAVE SOME CASH BUT I CANT ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE
in any other scenario im fine, yet phone calls destroy me
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Did you try showing up there, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume? That's usually the best course of action, Champy-wampy.
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>>38455433
Now what you wanna do is get the phone and shove right up your ass. Should be fine now
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>>38455537
t-thanks d-dad ill try that h-hah
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>that game and manga and movie you've been putting off for years because you would have nothing left to look forward to after finishing them
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I feel that way about Deus Ex, LOGH and STALKER
Have you ever noticed that liberal women tend to be more interesting with dreams and goals than conservative women who just want to be glorified housewives?
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Women are supposed to be housewives, numbnuts. Women having ambition for their career is a Jewish trick.
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Nope. I don't notice at all because I'm not sure.
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