> be me
> college student, live off campus in an apartment on the first floor, as i couldn't afford any other room
> name is annie
> coming home from a long day at school
> get inside, put my keys on the counter
> sit down on the couch to relax and watch tv
> suddenly a loud noise
> moderateconfusion.png
> man comes into the room through the window
> i hide under table in hopes he won't see me
> i take a look at him
> he appears to have very soft skin
> i'm jealous almost
> my head is poking out a little bit from the table
> he sees me
> ohfuck.gif
> run into the bedroom
> get stabbed in the back, fall over
> think "this is it, this is my doom"
> my friend, who lives 1 floor above me, hears the commotion
> let's call him mike
> he bursts into the room to see blood on the floor
> imdying.exe
> he yells to me, stuttering as the man escapes through the window
> annie are you okay?
> are you okay annie?
> you've been hit by- y-you've been struck by
> a smooth criminal
>>38455869
very unfunny