What happens when a wizard loses their virginity after 30? Do they lose wizardry or is it an impossibility?
what do you think happens, retard?
he becomes a normie, simple as that
>>38479531
Probably still a wizard. I lost my virginity at 23 but the damage was still done.
>>38479531
I always considered this wizard meme stupid.
You dont become special for not having sex after 30s, you are still the same, just that.
http://www.refinery29.com/working-moms-career-penalty-interview
Well? Why are they?
hmm, I wonder who could possibly have been behind this enlightening article?
In highschool I ate my friends ass. My friend was female. Later she got a boyfriend and forgot about me. That was ten years ago. That was all the sex I ever got. And it wasn't even sex.
Well did she at least have a nice ass?
Go to a gay bar if you only care about sex
Bee honest, you want a wife. For that goal you must understand the path and fulfill it to your ability
>>38479558
Yea. She had just showered and I had lost a bet.
>cast my first bait today
>caught my first couple of (you)s
Dad... If you were still with us, I hope you'd be proud. I'm gonna get even better at fishing, and bring in enough (you)s to help little bro earn his bux!
what would he be doing now if he hadn't died, /r9k?/
Sitting in jail getting raped
why can't I just hurt people and not have to deal with the consequences? it seems like the only way I can be happy is at the expense of other people, but I can't deal with the pain of being rejected/told I'm a horrible person
idk op have you considered being less retarded?
*Bing-Bing-Wahoooooooooo*
Uh anon, could you turn your toy off?
but mario says wahoo
not link
what am i even doing here anyways
>>38479321
I guess I'll play Duck Hunt then
It seems like every slow kid at school is automatically diagnosed with something; ADHD, dyslexia or whatever. They can't just be stupid? why?
If you're stupid, own it. Don't hide behind some fake diagnosis.
>tfw no discord server for brainlets
why this 5'6 nigga looks so good?
I just smoked a whole zip I'm coogied out.
>>38479296
Everyone looks good in Fhloston Paradise.
>>38479296
Short niggas gettin it thoe
>be me
>be at the mall
>feel pretty good today
>song oneitis used to sing plays
feelshithard.jpeg
>tries to hold on tears
>day is basically ruined
>normies keep telling me to get a job and a gf
>less likely to do something the more someone tells me to do it
>no one ever tried to make me do the ALS ice bucket challenge
>still missing the girl who ghosted me and hoping she'll message me
why can't i stop missing her?
>>38479142
because you're a nigger and a faggot that has autism
>>38479164
i'm neither of those things just sad
you probably fall for people too easily. it's happened to me before too
online school defensive driving course, get in here and learn how to drive, faggots.
Life, loathe it or ignore it. You can't like it.