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What should I spend my money on guys?
I don't do drugs anymore for reasons.
I just get my paycheck these days and save most of it.
Should I just save for retirement or something? I don't fuck with women or travel (autism), as a side note. I also don't play video games anymore or watch movies and shit.
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hello?
robots?
respond pls. origami
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if you actually want to save for long term, do some sort of mutual or retirement fund memes.
No vidja? No women? No travel? No drugs? No movies? Nigga you are making this hard. Start collecting some expensive shit or something, there is nothing else to buy besides what you listed as no-gos.
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a week of vacation will clear your mind. maybe you'll be able to enjoy things again, maybe you'll find a new hobby or even love
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>Really want to have at least a friend
>When lurking here for time to time see someone I think I could be friends with
>Can't contact and survive together with a fellow robot
>Inb4 just go to /soc/ or just join the countless shilled discord servers
There only are horny normalfags in there.
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I'll be your friend senpai
ravioli
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>>34072682
I will be your friend, unless you like spiders.
Are you a spider lover, anon?
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>>34072682
What kinds of things do you spend your time doing?
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ITT: we pretend we're normies
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I have twitter, snapchat, and instagram. I also have a girlfriend.
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Just talked to my boss and got a raise! I'll be making 35k at the end of this(salary of course)! I still have to pay off my 120k of student debt though. Check out this funny peepee meme!
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Great job, bro! Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible. Haha, nice frog meme by the way!! xD
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>Go to the mall for the first time in years
>Buy some video games I wanted
>Decide to buy some ice cream
>Sitting on a bench eating said ice cream
>See some little girl walking around by herself
>Everyone is seemingly ignoring her
>She sits down in a corner and looks like she's crying
>Everyone still ignoring her
>Considering doing something
>5 minutes go by and she's still there getting ignored
>Decide to go up to her
>She's crying and looking pathetic
>I ask if she got separated from her parents
>She nodded her head
>I ask how old she is and she says seven
>I tell her I can help her and she nods her head
>She gets up and continues sobbing
>Ask her if she wants my ice cream and she nods
>Give her my remaining ice cream
>Take her to the mall's security office
>Only guy there is an older Black security guard
>Explain to him the situation
>He says he'll try and contact the girl's parents
>Suddenly some woman bursts through the door and seems to be her mom
>She seems relieved that she found her
>Security officer asks if she's her mom and she says yes
>He says she should be ashamed for letting her daughter out of her sight and she should thank me for bringing her here
>She gives me a disgusted look and accused me of trying to abduct her daughter and said she'll call the police if she sees me gain and then took her and left
>Ask security guard what would be the point in abducting her just to bring her here and he says "I don't know man, women are crazy."
How was your day robots?
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>>34072626
I hope you learned your lesson
never help people of any age
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I'm about to go to sleep soon, but I just wanted to bump your thread because the board needs more posts like these.
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>>34072626
Wow you got really really lucky op. Don't ever help a child again. It's messed up i know but you'll get thrown in prison over that. Best you can do is keep an eye on her from afar and make sure nothing bad happens or let a female know. Men can't go near children in our society
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what comes to mind after seeing this screenshot?
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>>34072578
Wish I was her original
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makes me a bit angry honestly, i'm jealous of anyone getting laid
I have exterme virgin rage at this point
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>>34072578
White "people" deserve to be bred out, desu. We're doing you cumskins a favor.
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In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees.
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Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them).
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I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
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The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
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>tfw just want to talk to someone all the time and play video games with him all day
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>>34072527
Expect you guys never play games and just collect friends orerp with each others, dont lie.
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I know this feel and I just do.
I have this friend who I play cs with since like 6 years or something.
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>>34072575
>assumptions the post
No one is going to e-rape you, anon,
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Elliot Rodger Doppelganger thread
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>>34072489
who is he? name? links would be nice too.
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>>34072534
No idea, this pic was posted by some anon long ago.
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When you watch a spanish tv show and realize elliot has a role in it.
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what is so intriguing about her?
she used to be so pretty. she's pretty now, but it's not the same.
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she looks like that kinda dirty cute you know
like she's cute, but she's poor trash from the trailer park
she's cute that you want to hold her hand, but she's also dirty int that you want to watch a dog fuck her
she's innocent looking she blushes from you just looking at her body, but she's dirty like she wants you and a one of your friends to really stretch her out and rub her raw
it's kinda like a sweet&spicy sorta thing
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>>34072447
She got ANALED, YELLOWED, METHED and BLACKED? How do you even cope??
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>>34072505
She's a girl, she likes sex. Get over it.
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Anyone else a fan of Catfish?
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I love watching roasties and chads get their hearts broken by robots. It's hilarious.
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It feels too fake to me. It's a fun watch, though.
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>>34072462
I've always wondered if the stories are genuine
Anyone here ever been catfished or catfish a person?
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>>34072462
Please don't watch this horrible show please please your making those bastards richer
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With all these low quality Harvard and Ivy league threads going on, who else here /Oxbridge/?
Americans need not apply
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>>34072338
>tfw to smart for a quality thread
Should have used a bait title like the Harvard OP did
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>>34072338
Ye lad, college you at? CCC ere
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>>34072953
>CCC
Corpus?
I'm at Christ Church
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We've seen no fap 2017
now im posting you a new challenge.
How many times can you jack off in 1 day?
im currently on my 4th wank but havent noticed any real changes in mood, gonna see if i can get to 12 (my current record is 6)
>have noticed cum no longer comes out my dick
>btw pro tip use different kinds of porn to stay intersted and stimulated
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You going for gold in degenerate olympics
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Honestly, for me, how many times I can fap in a day is correlated with how bored I am. Almost everyday I'll 2 out, but on some days it can be none if I just don't feel like it or 5 if I got nothing to do.
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>>34072306
pathetic, my record is 15 and I didn't even try that day
Is Filthy Frank a normie?
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>>34072288
Yes fucker
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yes he is
organolio
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Yeah, pretty much. He's acknowledged his content is for 12-17 yr olds.
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>tfw was a depressed kid
>never went to school parents were supposed to homeschool me
>barely left the house from ages 11-18
>all I did everyday was watch anime and play vidya
>every day was like groundhog day
>the years went by fast cause I lacked memories
>parents didn't give a fuck
>they think as long as I'm fed and have a place to sleep everything is fine
>never leaving the house fucked up my puberty because of hormonal imbalances
>now have a disgusting low test body with wide hips
I bet NONE of you have it worse than me
Suicide is my only option how do you recover from this? I can't believe I fucking lived like that I regret it every day
I can't believe no one in my family helped me or even acted like anything was wrong
My life is a hell that never ends my only comfort is when I go to sleep each night
Sorry for the blog post I just needed to get this out somewhere
I guess when you're feeling bad you can take solace in the fact you're not me
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>>34072286
Pretty much summed up my life, except the Homeschool bit.
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>>34072286
>I suffer not being a wageslave
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>>34072448
I don't know if I'm happy someone can relate or sad
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>be 18 year old fresh outa high school
>grow my hair out, and have a pretty feminine looking face
>start trapping for fun, and look like a grill even without makeup
>send pictures of myself to people on the internet, acquire beta orbiters
>instead of being happy about it, I get a sick sensation in my stomach
>realise that lack of contact with girls is turning me prison gay
>cut contact with orbiters and all trap friends I met on the internet
>3 years later and I'm still ashamed of myself
What are the odds that the old pictures of me will eventually get found out by a family member or someone that knows me irl? I'm 21 now, so that was a long time ago, but the thought of it still makes me sick.
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>>34072284
Can you describe that sick sensation more in greentext? Why did you feel that way?
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>>34072284
post some of them old pics and i'll tell you if they're popular or not.
i've seen every lewd picture on the internet im an expert turst me.
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>>34072345
It just felt unnatural and weird what I was doing, and shameful. I'm definitely not trans or gay, but at the time I made out like I was and it felt wrong.
>>34072397
I don't have any pictures, I purged them years ago.