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REEEEE FUCKING DEGENERATE HEDONISTIC NORMIES

Shit like this makes me wanna do a mass shooting.

https://twitter.com/DoItForStateHQ
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>>34270694
Lol the one with the normal who puts the fish in the bong, hits it, then drinks the bong water and swallows the fish is epic tho. Gotta admit.
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>>34270694
People being normal makes you homicidal?
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>>34270694
Why are you angry?

I don't participate in their delusional retard behavior and I'm happy for it.

This could be a sign that you're lacking in something.

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>find a thread with no replies at page 8-10
>reply to it but sage so no one else sees it
>feel like I own the OP
Who /possessivepersonalitydisorder/ here?
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>>34270676
>tfw no girl to be possessive with me
>tfw no gf
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That's just BPD, right?

My girlfriend has it. She's extremely posessive and territorial. It can get a tiny bit annoying but it's thrilling. Nothing feels better than her grabbing my hand and desperately trying show that we're together when there are other girls around. I doubt that they would have the slightest interest in me but she seems to think that I'm like the hope diamond.
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>>34270676
>Who /possessivepseronalitydisorder/ here
>Me
This thread now belongs to me OP. Here have a complimentary boipucci

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was nero /ourguy/?
>mentally ill
>neckbeard
>fucked boipucci all day
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>>34270662
>>fucked boipucci all day
come on dude, why the fuck would you apply that to r9k, we are straight normal dudes, come on. we are normal.
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>>34270682
>implying this board isn't full of faggotry
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>>34270682
yeah, tell that to the trap and boipucci posters
it started as a shill, of course but they never expected such willingness

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Would you fuck a girl on steroids?
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>>34270573
find them attractive but drug addicts are an automatic no
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>>34270573
ive wondered, what side effects do women experience? i mean for men they always say their dick shrinks, or whatever, so for women does their clit shrink?
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>>34270986

>he's never fapped to women with a huge clitdick

lol

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ITT: We talk in gibberish/made up languages.

P'n yhanenaiq? Yalenpletaln.
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Uphalehen p't'apatta.
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>>34270570
Gutten tag!
spoiliren
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>>34270570
Ya grish na'keth tel mak jol. Brul tel? Tel ji'heggar na'qir.

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How many liters of water do you drink daily? If it's less than 4(1.05669 american gallons) kill yourself
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>>34270567
This is now a women drinking water like retards thread! Go!
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>>34270567
I don't even know hiw people manage to drink that much. As far as I know, drinking four cups in a rown makes me feel sick, and I don't stop what I'm doing nearly enough to get drinks of water throughout the day, let alone 4 liters of it. I can't drink 4 liters of stuff I like to drink.

I'm completely fine being constantly dehydrated.
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>>34270567
Why would you need to drink that much? Sounds excessive.

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Its the roomate meme true? how can I get a roomate if I dont have friends?
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>>34270523
Room mates are the fucking worst. You do not want room mates fucking trust me.
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>>34270523
>wanting to deal with someone who steals your food and bitches at you for listening to music at 3am
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>>34270523
put ads out online
looking for roommate interview required
then you can interview a few people and see who you have the most in common with in terms of the way you live

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>Just be yourself

What did he mean by this?
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so no one wants to reply to my thread???
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>>34270519
Shit, guy got it rough. I guess he's still trying to fit.
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I missed it you idiot. Here you go. Also that guy looks good in a suit.

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I'm 20 yo in six days....I somehow feel 20 is the the end of childhood....you're no longer a teen, you're a grown man....that's why I'm all the more embarrased about my situation:
>hs dropout
>3 year NEET
>live with my parents
>never worked a day in my life
>khv
Do you guys agree that 20 is an important landmark? Or is 21 or 25 the one? Please tell me I'm not a total failure....
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>>34270505
>ellipses
please leave, young man
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>>34270505
probably you gonna change for real only when 24. i myself am 19... why worry? just be happy.
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>ellipses
>4 of them, consistently

yeah you're fucked just give up now

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ITT: Post punchable faces
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Just kidding, you're a cinammon roll
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>>34270484
I hate her fucking face so much but I can't stop masturbating to her gf asmr
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>>34270439
Seems like you're a bit of a hater OP.
His smug factor isn't even that high.
>tfw when you broke a 10/10 porn star's heart

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>2017
>Not having a traditional Asian GF that's loving with great values take care of you when you are getting sick.
>Not being brought hot tea on a cold day for your cold.

You guys aren't even trying.

P.s not even white, nor a nig, before excuses are said.
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no one cares
fuck off

fasfsaf
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>>34270435
You mad khv?
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>we chat

Thanks for triggering me

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Can Asians ever be robots?
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is race a factor in being a "robot"?
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>>34270399
Since their suicide ratio is high also as depression. I would guess that a lot of them are robots.
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>Can [insert race here] ever be robots?

Can you please stop. thx

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Was he a robot or a normie?
>fucked up family life
>bullied at school
>eventally dropped out
>was homeless for a time
>refused to get a job
>had little to no interest in anything but getting high and listening/playing music
>always complaining about petty shit
>hated society in general
>extremely uncomfortable in interviews
>jaded as fuck
>no friends in school
>sensitive, shy beta male
>despised the limelight
>was a virgin most his life
>debilitating health issues
>committed suicide
Sounds like a robot with the looks of a normie.
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>operating in degrees of black and white, one or the other

if only it were that simple
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he's_the_most_normie_robot_that_ever_was_and_ever_will_be._Nirvana_has_fucking_normie_written_all_over_it
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>>34270315
Well, he was jealous too..

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>be me
>17 at the time, senior in high school.
>Gay but not a big faggot about it
>Have a 2 year relationship with my boyfriend
>In English class
>Fucking obnoxious 3/10 SJW sits near me
>Shaved and dyed half of her hair just so everyone fucking knows she's different
>Overly confident all the time, acts like a teacher's pet and literally mentions that she's gay at every possibility
>About 3/4 of the way through semester
>Reading Othello
>She raises her hand and talks about the gay themes in the book (of course) she also continues to talk about the gay themes in Shakespeare's plays
>I quietly ask her after if her only source of attention is the fact that she's gay
>Whatthefuckdidyoujustsaytome
>She asks out loud if I have a problem with being gay
>Tell her that it's morally wrong and a sin to be gay (not even religious)
>Now she's 10/10 pissed
>YoufuckingcisscumIcantbelieveyouImgoingtoripyourfuckingheadoff
>Before she says anything I show her my gay card
>She pulls out her card reader
>I swipe it
>she pays me 24 gay points for the inconvenience
>Now I can finally afford my first Prius
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>>34270308
Save up for a smart car
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>>34270308
>He doesn't drive a prius
>He's not a total flaming faggot

Get on my level OP.
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>>34270372
nah man, get a Fiat Abarth
Those things are SWAG

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Would you fuck Kinley's boipucci?
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You can see the pain in his eyes.
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>>34270274
>Tfw you spend so long making jokes that your life becomes one
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>>34270286
Sure, hes more than likely disappointed, but you have to stop and think what good will come from expressing that disappointment. Things will never go back to the way they werre if he shames his son. Not to mention, the media would put him through the grinder if word got out he doesn't approve of trannies.
He chose to continue to have a decent relationship with his son. Its the best he could do with the situation.

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