>be me >17 at the time, senior in high school. >Gay

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>be me
>17 at the time, senior in high school.
>Gay but not a big faggot about it
>Have a 2 year relationship with my boyfriend
>In English class
>Fucking obnoxious 3/10 SJW sits near me
>Shaved and dyed half of her hair just so everyone fucking knows she's different
>Overly confident all the time, acts like a teacher's pet and literally mentions that she's gay at every possibility
>About 3/4 of the way through semester
>Reading Othello
>She raises her hand and talks about the gay themes in the book (of course) she also continues to talk about the gay themes in Shakespeare's plays
>I quietly ask her after if her only source of attention is the fact that she's gay
>Whatthefuckdidyoujustsaytome
>She asks out loud if I have a problem with being gay
>Tell her that it's morally wrong and a sin to be gay (not even religious)
>Now she's 10/10 pissed
>YoufuckingcisscumIcantbelieveyouImgoingtoripyourfuckingheadoff
>Before she says anything I show her my gay card
>She pulls out her card reader
>I swipe it
>she pays me 24 gay points for the inconvenience
>Now I can finally afford my first Prius